In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

[Farren]

The LOLCat Bible (http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1)

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[Farren]

*Bumping for CeilingCat*

Just been reading this some more


Israel Gets Bigga In Egypt

1 An Jacob wented to Egypt and ppl an ther beybies goed too. Teh pepl wuz:2 Ruben an Simeon an Levi an Judah3 an Issachar and Zebulun an Benjamin4 an Dan an Naphtali an Gad an Asher.5 An evrywun wuz liek, we camed from Jacobses penises. Lol. An thier woz sebbenty of em.

6 An thenn tehy wuz al ded. Srsly.7 An then thhere childern wuz lik, PENIS GOES WHERE? An then they new whear penis wents, and maded babieses.

8 An some othar guy wuz liek, lol I am Kinng of Egypt. Whose is Joseph? Dont even no.9 King sayed to hiz peeps: Yo. Look at teh Ibruz are lots of em.10 We gotta stops em an take thear cheezburger. Or els theyll takes our cheezburger, srsly.

11 An he gived them too muchly werk to do. An wuz liek, bild me citeis! Wif treasurz!12 But teh Ibruz alredy knoed where penis goes. An wer liek, yay babis. But boo, worrk.13 An Egyptianz were like, work hardr!14 An Egyptianz werr liek, Srsly, do all teh work for us. An work hardr.

15 An Egyptking wuz liek, yo babyladies, who mayke babies cum out.16 Wen therz a boy jew, kill him. Wen therz a girl jew, kept them sose I can mack them. Kthxbye.17 But babyladies sayed to selvs, teh Ceiling Cat wont like. An they didnt.18 An the King he saied, WHUT?


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[Watser?]

It's been posted in the lolcat thread somewheres, twice even I think
:psst:

It really deserves its own though.

[ChuckF]

Please, for the love of ceiling cat, tell me that was done with a script.

[BrotherMan]

haz u not seened teh commentses on teh lolcats shryn (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/07/funny-pictures-hudspa-i-has-it/#comments) where dey gets dem lolcats fromm?

In srsnss nao: I am gaga over the lolcats, I <3 them with all my body (including my peepee), but I can't stand "really" reading catpidgin.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

An the King he saied, WHUT?

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[Farren]

Man, it just cracks me up. After a while you get used to reading the catpidgin (thx for the word, BTW). Srsly.

[seebs]

I had done some work on this early on, but people came in and replaced it with stupid that wasn't even funny.

I still like my idiomatic Romans 9:21; "can't him that maded cookie eated it too?"

[Uthgar the Brazen]

From the Book of Ruth:

1 In teh dayz of judges, no foodz. Man from Bethlehem (dat in Judah) is has wife 'n too sonz and leave for Moab.2 Man is Elimelech. Wife iz Naomi. Sonz names don't matter, they dies soon anways lolz. They livez in Moab now.

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[Smilin]

One funneh thread, this izzzz..LOL

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Revelations = :bow:

Vizjuns 'o Jebus

9 Anywayz, I be John, ur bruder an ur friend in Bebeh Jesus. So dis wun tiem, I wuz on Patmos talkin to sum doodz about Bebeh Jesus an teh Ceiling Cat.10 Wun Caturday, I wuz chillin an I heerz dis hugenormous voice, an it wuz rly loud.11 An teh voice sez, "Oh, hai. I be Alpha, an also, I be Omega, an rite whut you seez, an send it to those sehvuhn churchez over therr in Asia. In case u forgotz, tehy be Ephesus, Smyrna, Pergamum, Thyatira, Sardis, Philadelphia (wich not be teh wun in Pehnsluvainya) and also Laodicea, wich iz all funneh namez, but I not made dem up."

[Legs]

Psalm 24

1 Teh worldz belong 2 Ceiling Cat, N all teh cheezburgerz N all teh kittehs.

2 Ceiling Cat made ur worldz like big water bowl, N no backwash!

3 Which lolcat brave enuf 2 climb Ceiling Cat'z scratching post? Which lolcat brave enuf to piss in Ceiling Cat'z territoreh? Which lolcat cn let Ceiling Cat in teh pet-door?

4 only teh lolcat wif bestestest tongue 4 givin bathz. N no fleaz.

5 Ceiling Cat give that lolcat cheezburgerz N cookies.

6 Srsly. kthxbye.

7 Lift teh cat flap N let Ceiling Cat in.

8 Ceiling cat are serious cat. This are serious psalm.

9 Let him in ur cat flap, srsly.

10 Ceiling Cat are serious. Let him in ur cat flap.

Itz cold in teh garage.

Srsly.

kthxbye.

[Legs]

Psalm 23 :giggle:

1 Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.)
He givz me evrithin I need.

2 He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot
an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.

3 He makez mai soul happi
an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.

4 I iz in teh valli of dogz, fearin no pooch,
bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me rubbin' mah ears, an it maek me so kumfy.

5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.
He givz me a flea baff an so much gooshy fud it runz out of mai bowl LOL.

6 Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai
an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.

[Shelli]

Great thread :lol:

[Sauron]

The LOLCat Bible (http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1)

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:bastet:

The story of the handwriting on the wall from Daniel 5:


Belshazzar Iz Pwnd By Ceiling Cat

1 Kai so, iz long tim laterz an da king Nebucanezr iz gon an hiz son Belshazzar iz now kink (C! Iz no worriz caus hiz haus stll not fallz down! srsly i tol u it wuz big an stron! now believ! kthxbai). K. So Belshazzar (thas his nom) is hazing huuug nom nom nom wid all hiz peepz.

2 Kai. So Belshazzar iz drinkins wid hiz BFFs, wifes an lovrs an thinx LOL! He sais, "Hai! Letz toast an drinkz from all teh Ceiling Catz base my dad gotz from Jeruzalem! KTHXBAI."

3 Uh, yeh. So thaz whut thay did.

4 K. So evry1 drankd and toastd 2 teh gods of top base, sum base, an othr base, evn iron an wood an evn sum stonz. Whutevrz.5 Srsly. This nxt part iz WTF. Kai, checkit outz. Da paw of Ceiling Cat cumz dn an scratchz on da wall, liek, frum nowehre. So scairy.6 Da kink lozt it. Srsly. Hiz knees ccom all wobbly hard core an he fergetz da kitty litter. Iz rlly scary!!!!7 Da king crys to his pozrs n playaz, "WHUT DUZ IT MEEN!!!!! I GIVE ALL MY BASE AND MAK U THRD BFF IF U TELLZ ME!!!" 8 Complet silenz...

9 Srsly. Da party wuz coo but not iz ovr.10 Then teh queen, da head o da pussycatz, cumz in, sez, "O kink, chill."11 Teh queen sez, "Derz diz L33T cat Daniel who pwnd all ur dadz BFFS. U shuld bring him d00de.12 Ur dad namezd him Belteshazzar. An diz cat pwnd all catz. Scratches evrythg. Goez outsid whenvr. All yarn fearz diz cat. I geetz him?

13 Kai. So. Teh Daniel comez and Belshazzar sez, "Iz u dat Jewcat Daniel mai fathr knewt frum b4?

14 Ur rep is knownt stll 2dis day wid mai peepz. Ur wize. Ur l33t. Ur xclnt."

15 I seenz it. Diz cat skratchz on da wall, no of mai peepz can tellz.

16 U tellz me da intepretashun an I give u base and therd BFF!"

17 Butt Daniel sez, "Kins, u keep ur base an BFF, but I tellz u da troot from da wall.

18 "Oh kink, da ceiling cat givz ur dadz all da base frum evrywehr.

19 He pwnd every1 evrwehr. He adotpd sum kittehs he liekd an SPCA'd wunz he hatered.

20 Sumtiems Ceiling Cat pwnd ur dad, esp. wehn he gotz 2 big fer hiz littrbx.

21 Ur dad wuz trown frum da hous. He eated mouses an hunted wid all da kittehz till he reprezent wid da Ceiling Cat again.

22 U knewd all diz, O hai, Belshazzar, WTF. Ur stll a playah kitteh.

23 WTF. U giev teh Ceiling Cat goldz and other base 2ur BFFs, an toastd it all outz widout praize! Ceiling Cat not pleezd.

24 So. Da paw u seez wuz teh paw of Ceiling Cat an herre scratchd whut he scratchd:

25 MEOW, MEOW, TEKEMEOW, UPHARSMEOW.

26 An haer iz mah interptayshn ov da skratchz: MEOW: Ceiling Cat sez, u haz coughed up ur last hairball.

27 TEKEMEOW: Ur kingdum iz WTF. U loze.

28 PERES: WTF? PERES? Whuzzat skratchd?? Nvrmind. Ur kingdum iz mine now wid sum noo kittehs. Dey be calld da Medes and da fluffy, white Persians. So cute!!!!!!!!!!! KTHXBAI!

29 In dat night wuz Belshazzar the Chaldean kink wuz put down. Hiz root PWD wuz bahleetd.

30 And now all Belshazzarz base are belong to Darius (who wuz about 9 in reel cat yearz).