Let's Poke Everyone with a Stick.

[Plant Woman]

Because you all are bad, bad, bad at one time or another. You all make me cry everyday, cuz you do such terrible things, mostly just ignore me. So I am here to beat you poke fun at all of you and hope some of you join me in beating poking fun at yourselves, but others as well. Just leave me out of this as I am perfect, don't cha know?

Let the poking fun begin.


:poke:
:pokes::tweak:
:dontpokeme::spoke::pokedeadguy:
:omgpoke::dontpoke::poke2::dontpoke:
:deadpoke::cursor::zombpoke:
:udderpoke::unpoke:
:poke:

[Legs]

People who don't respond to PM's should be poked :brooding:

:spoke:

[Crumb]

:powerpoke:

[Plant Woman]

uumm, err, oh.

Hey when you word your pms that way, what else do you expect?

for legs only:

Sheesh, I said for Legs only, get out of here!

Is your name Legs?sorry legs :blush: my bad!

[livius drusus]

I read all the spoilers. HA!

* livius drusus pokes p-dub with a spoiler poke.

[Plant Woman]

:foocl:

Listen missy, I have had enough pokes out of you! You legs spoiler you!:jab:

[Legs]

uumm, err, oh.

Hey when you word your pms that way, what else do you expect?


Yeah I was a real bitch, wasn't I? :rollpin:

I wouldn't answer me either forgot to poke :bother:

[Caligulette]

People who leave public spoilers lying around and say they're only for one other poster need a poke!

Also- people who are not around when I am able to post and so leave me with no one to post to need pokes!

[Plant Woman]

Right back at you poker! :giggles: oops I mean :unpoke:

[JamesBannon]

:powerpoke: :animal: Is that what you mean PW? (I refuse to poke a lady - not without permission anyway :wink:)

[BrotherMan]

I poke myself with a rag on a stick!
:larrythrust:

[Shelli]

:shakestick:

[Farren]

I'm just here to poke the hot chicks.

[Shelli]

Poke me, baybee!
:chicken:
:fuel:

[Watser?]

:giggles:

[Farren]

Hold on, let me put my sock on...

[JamesBannon]

Caligulette needs poked for wearing a bag over her head. Why hide a pretty face?

[Naru]

It looks like a box to me.

(the thing over her head, not her face)

[Chris Porter]

I'll :poke: all the ladies
And I'll :pokes: all the men
I'll :spoke: all the kitties, again and again

I'll :pokedeadguy: all the isopods
I'll :udderpoke: all the cows
I'll :unpoke: all the posters, it's a great big crowd

I'll :dontpoke: till I'm tired
I'll :deadpoke: till I'm sick
I'll :zombpoke: all the zombies with a great big stick.


Doggerel: I gots em.

[Shelli]

:clap:

[Qingdai]

That's Cal's son, not her. Still a very pretty face is hidden

I poke at thee!:cursor:

[Dingfod]

http://www.orgs.okstate.edu/zgss/images/SBMaxJab.jpg

[Naru]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3390&stc=1&d=1202493025

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3391&stc=1&d=1202493052

[Dingfod]

http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/quadmeet04/PixieStick-m.jpg

[livius drusus]

Holy shit I didn't even know they made pixie stix that big. How I pity that kid's parents.

[Legs]

http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/poke.gif

[Caligulette]

Caligulette needs poked for wearing a bag over her head. Why hide a pretty face?

Hah! You need to be poked for not being able to distiguish between me and my son with a box stuck on his head in order to be a robot!

[JamesBannon]

Caligulette needs poked for wearing a bag over her head. Why hide a pretty face?

Hah! You need to be poked for not being able to distiguish between me and my son with a box stuck on his head in order to be a robot!
:oops: I've already poked myself once, will that do?

[Caligulette]

Yes. Though you should have done it when I was looking. For obscure poking, you need to be poked!

[Plant Woman]

Keep on pokin'.

[wei yau]

Holy shit I didn't even know they made pixie stix that big. How I pity that kid's parents.

It's a camera trick. It's actually a vacuum. It's sucking the stuff outta him.

I think the one kid works for Willy Wonka and he's turning the other kid into an Oompa Loompa or something.

[Leesifer]

* Leesifer joins in the poking.

:suppoke:

[Dingfod]

http://www.wholesalemidwest.com/SS36.jpg

[Miss Shelby]

I like poke cake. I think I'll start a recipe thread in the appropriate forum.

[Dingfod]

Poke Salet?

http://www.wildpantry.com/images/pokesaletgreens.jpg

[Legs]

Warning: Do not inhale by mistake (http://www.blowpoker.co.uk/)

[Shelli]

:lol: @ blow'n'poke

[Legs]

Maybe I'll get your name in the next secret santa :plotting:

[biochemgirl]

I'd like to poke everybody doing all that damn poking. It's awfully distracting.

[Plant Woman]

Oh go poke yourself.

[biochemgirl]

I have to. There's far too little pokage going on around this house.

[JamesBannon]

:poker:

[Plant Woman]

I have to. There's far too little pokage going on around this house.

:giggle:

:poker:

Your silliness. :curtsey:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Feelin' a bit gassy this afternoon.

Poke at your own peril.

[JamesBannon]

:powerpoke:

[Legs]

http://bp2.blogger.com/_nfOCBmAP71s/RpAsJcOTkpI/AAAAAAAAAgM/3gqNbTJoKUM/s320/gumbyandpokey01.jpg

[Naru]

http://www.monochrom.at/cracked/comments/slowpoke-pokemon.gif

[Smilin]

I like poke cake. I think I'll start a recipe thread in the appropriate forum.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Cake!:homdrool:

[Dingfod]

Would you like a nice Hawaiian poke (http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/Poke.htm)?

[Naru]

http://www.bewarethecheese.com/pocky.jpg

[Plant Woman]

Okay for Poke (pronounced po-kay), good stuff!

[Dingfod]

Close enough for government work.

[Plant Woman]

... and hand grenades.

[Legs]

How about a love cannon?

:lovecannon:

[Farren]

I got your love cannon right here bebbe





...

[A Dead Relative]

*peeks in and runs away, before anyone can poke him with a stick* :cool:

[Plant Woman]

Chicken!:shakechicken:

[Smilin]

Chicken?

Just had Chinese for lunch...and had PLATELOADS of spicy chicken....

Now, if I could just belch out loud one good time and then loosen my belt, I'd feel ahhhhhhhhhhh...sooooo much better!

[Plant Woman]

Go ahead, I am in the other room.

[Smilin]

Know what would be nice right about now???

OTHER than a good pokin' of course...

That would be a nap!:sleep:

[A Dead Relative]

OK OK! Poke the dead guy, already. Just don't poke too hard, because something may fall off. :undead:

[Watser?]

:pokedeadguy:

[A Dead Relative]

I kinda liked that. :ffgiggle:

[Shelli]

Here's a stick for Crumb :thwap:

[Dingfod]

Poked with a stick (safe for work or anywhere). (http://maisonbisson.com/blog/post/11217)

[A Dead Relative]

Oh the things people will post, online.

[Plant Woman]

* Plant Woman pokes dead relatives.

[A Dead Relative]

Hey! Watch where you're poking.:giggle:

[Legs]

:laugh: