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TomJoe
02-13-2008, 02:16 PM
You know, sometimes I read/hear something and I just want to tell that person "Hey, Fuck You!". So, this is the thread for it.

The first honor goes to a Mr. Stuart Gold, who works for Omniture and acted like a pissy little bitch when his Blackberry stopped working for 3 hours. OH NO!

Article demonstrating Mr. Stuart Gold's rage (http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/02/12/blackberry.outage.ap/index.html).


Outages have been rare in the BlackBerry's nine-year history, but when they do hit, subscribers who have become addicted to the gadgets are quick to unleash their fury.

"I'm mad -- it's enough already," said a frustrated Stuart Gold, who said he gets 1,000 e-mails a day as director of field marketing for Web analytics company Omniture Inc.

Gold, who worked most of Monday on a laptop while traveling, plans to ask his company to buy him a backup smart phone from a rival like Palm Inc., which makes the Treo, in case BlackBerry service goes on the blink again.

"I don't know what happened, I don't care what happened. They need to save their excuses for someone who cares," Gold said.Brilliant you fucknut. Get a backup phone that will be useful once a year or so?

What a tard. Hey, Fuck You!

livius drusus
02-13-2008, 02:27 PM
:lol: You can take the boy out of New York...

Adam
02-13-2008, 03:05 PM
I'm trying to recall if Stuart Gold was one of the Omniture people I met when I had to go to Omniture a couple years back to evaluate their product.

biochemgirl
02-14-2008, 12:37 AM
:eek: Even the llama seconds the fuck you.

Legs
02-14-2008, 12:42 AM
:fuckyou: to this lady who is suing for 54 million (http://www.startribune.com/business/15571092.html) because her laptop went missing.

Raelyn Campbell of Washington, D.C., is suing Richfield-based Best Buy for that amount after it lost her laptop computer while it was in for repairs.

Campbell, who could not be reached Tuesday, filed a negligence lawsuit suit against the company in Washington Superior Court on Nov. 16, seeking fair compensation for replacement of the $1,100 computer and extended warranty, plus expenses related to identity theft protection.

Best Buy spokeswoman Nissa French said in an e-mail that Campbell "was offered and collected $1,110.35" as well as "a $500 gift card for her inconvenience."

Campbell said that she doesn’t really expect to get $54 million, but chose the amount to attract attention to her case. It’s the same amount a D.C. judge sought against a dry cleaner last year that lost a pair of his pants.