The Spongebob Squarepants' evil homosexuality agenda

[Petra]

Apparently Spongebob and his undersea buddies are vehicles of homosexual propoganda. Can you believe it?


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4190699.stm

http://www.pluggedinonline.com/movies/movies/a0001967.cfm
http://www.capalert.com/spongebobbarneyadvisory.htm
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Sodomy/spongebob_and_homosexuality.htm


I find it utterly ironic that the moral majority runs around looking for 'perversion' in absolutely everything in a misguided effort to somehow preserve innocence, and in the process they completely destroy innocence.

Way to go, arseholes! Grrrr.

[livius drusus]

I think they got the "We Are Family" bugaboo from end of "The Birdcage" when Gene Hackman is in drag. In any case, it looks like the usual loonies who had a spaz over Tinky Winky being gay.

:rolleye2:
Psst! FoF! I think this smiley is probably gay.

[wei yau]

:rolleye2:
Psst! FoF! I think this smiley is probably gay.

Oooh, are we outing smileys now?

:bundance: <-- An obvious case

:cigar: <-- This guy is trying too hard to look macho, something's gotta be up

[TomJoe]

Tinky Winky being gay.

Tinky Winky is gay? I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!

[Petra]

LOL.

I'm going to get in touch with FotF and report the homosexual smilie agenda.

[livius drusus]

Oooh, are we outing smileys now?

:bundance: <-- An obvious case


/me nods somberly
Yes. Yes I'm afraid it is.

:cigar: <-- This guy is trying too hard to look macho, something's gotta be up

This is how they infiltrate our schools: by looking more manly than we do.

As for this guy: :flambe: Perfect sautee technique, running away like a sissy at a little fire, aka flame, aka flaming homosexual. See how it all comes together?

[livius drusus]

Tinky Winky is gay? I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!

Gayer than a tree full of parrots, my friend.

[wei yau]

As for this guy: :flambe: Perfect sautee technique, running away like a sissy at a little fire, aka flame, aka flaming homosexual. See how it all comes together?

Er, if he were flaming then why would he be afraid of fire?

Is he a self-loathing gay?

There's another smiley I'd out, but he's been adopted by a particular admin as a trademark.

[livius drusus]

Your gaydar seems very well-calibrated. Maybe a little too well-calibrated, if you know what I'm saying. :glare: <-- clearly not gay. Huge eyebrows.

[wei yau]

Your gaydar seems very well-calibrated. Maybe a little too well-calibrated, if you know what I'm saying. :glare: <-- clearly not gay. Huge eyebrows.


Uh...no I have no idea what you're saying....

:tiptoe:

[Adora]

Gayer than a tree full of parrots, my friend.
Gayer than a tree full of green monkeys on nitrous oxide.

I love that quote... Anyway,

Apparently Spongebob and his undersea buddies are vehicles of homosexual propoganda.
WOOHOO! Everytime I see this, whether it's true or not, it makes me happy for some stupid reason. Maybe it just proves the point that people like this obsess more over homosexuality than homosexuals do themselves.

Though this in one of the links disturbed the fuck out of me...
...the incidence of homosexual practitioners molesting children is up to 40 times greater than heterosexuals.
WTF!? I mean that's just a crock of shit. Paedophiles are paedophiles, not "homosexuals". Gods, these people make me sick. BOTH of them.

[Ensign Steve]

"Gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys." -- Patton Oswalt

Edit: Oh, and Patrick and Spongebob, gay? I don't think so. Not in those outfits.

[Petra]

Zoe is at the Spongebob Squarepants movie right now.

I'll let y'all know if after I've picked her up she tells me she has now discovered homosexuality and that she has decided to make it her 'lifestyle choice'.

Watch this space.

:sponge:

[Ensign Steve]

If she does, will you throw her a coming out party?

[Petra]

Edit: Oh, and Patrick and Spongebob, gay? I don't think so. Not in those outfits.

LOL!


Hey, I've seen some hideous dress sense in the ranks. I've been to the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras! Even if it was back in, like, 1987 or something.

Pump up the volume, pump up the volume, pump up the volume, yeah.

[Petra]

If she does, will you throw her a coming out party?

Sure! Why not?

I love a good party. :cool:

[livius drusus]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/images/spongepatrick.jpg

[Petra]

I have to show Zoe that pic. That is so her new avatar.


She loved the film, said she laughed all the way through. I guess the fact that she laughed so heartily makes her gay. Very gay. Even now, she's still smiling.

[livius drusus]

Look what I made! :bobpat:

[Skep]

Look what I made! :bobpat:
Totally gay.

Nice Job.

[Bella]

She loved the film, said she laughed all the way through. I guess the fact that she laughed so heartily makes her gay. Very gay. Even now, she's still smiling.
I don't think the film was gay - it made a pussy joke. I didn't hear any buttsex jokes.

[Petra]

What was the pussy joke?


Nice smilie, liv! :bow:

[Godless Dave]

I like this quote from the BBC article:

WAFF spokesman Mark Barondeso told the newspaper that anyone who thought the video promoted homosexuality "needs to visit their doctor and get their medication increased".

[Ensign Steve]

She loved the film, said she laughed all the way through. I guess the fact that she laughed so heartily makes her gay. Very gay. Even now, she's still smiling.
I don't think the film was gay - it made a pussy joke. I didn't hear any buttsex jokes.

I haven't seen it, but I heard tell that Patrick carried a flagpole between his buttcheeks? And two male characters rubbing their bottoms against each other? I need to see this flick! Mr. Capalert says there is way too much 'posterior' in this film, but he didn't think it was gay. And he thinks everything is gay. Pussy joke? Do tell!

[Ensign Steve]

Look what I made! :bobpat:

So, Spongebob's hand is on Patrick's ass? Or down the front of his trunks? I can't tell at that resolution. I like it, tho! :) Cute!

[godfry n. glad]

Look what I made! :bobpat:

So, Spongebob's hand is on Patrick's ass? Or down the front of his trunks? I can't tell at that resolution. I like it, tho! :) Cute!

Thank you, Ensign. You beat me to the question.

Inquiring minds want to know.

godfry

[livius drusus]

On his ass was the original intent, but I like the down the front of his trunks perspective even more.

[godfry n. glad]

Okay, I don't know how you did that (and don't really want to) but, yeah, it looks like Spongebob has his hand down the front of Patrick's jam trunks. Of course, I think you picked up the bluish flower pattern on the front of Patrick's suit, so it could just look that way.

Thanks for the clarification. :wink:

[godfry n. glad]

Y'know...

I hate to be a wet blanket, but maybe somebody can set my mind at ease.

Could the owners/administrators of this site get themselves in a legal jam by using copyrighted images like Spongebob and the Simpson figures?

This is a serious concern, liv. I'm not trying to be a smartass. I've heard very credible reports about the Disney people and "their images"....but I don't know how far that attitude goes in the business.

godfry n. concerned

[livius drusus]

We could very well be subject to a cease and desist. It's been known to happen, mainly for fan sites because of the concentration of copyrighted images. Fair use is a nebulous area, so should we be asked to take those images down by the copyright holders, we would in all likelihood comply.

I appreciate your concern, godfry. Thank you.

[godfry n. glad]

Is that the usual response from a copyright owner, to demand removal of the image? A cease and desist?

I live and breathe copyright because of my work, yet I've never seen an enforcement. The one I'd heard of was at a local small hole-in-the-wall taqueria, La Sirenita. They did fine until the restaurant became popular enough for them to get coverage in the local newspaper, where the cramped interior picture showed the image of the Disney Little Mermaid on the wall. They were contacted within the week about the image and it had to change...fast.

Thanks, liv.

godfry n. relieved (and requesting Krusty the Klown in Celebrity Impersonators)

[Saru]

I must admit, those people are psychotic. That Spongebob is cute. ^.^

[livius drusus]

You mean SpongeBob in general or the groping smiley? Either way, welcome to FF, Saru. :welcome2:

[Saru]

You mean SpongeBob in general or the groping smiley? Either way, welcome to FF, Saru. :welcome2:

Both...

[LadyShea]

Stephen Bennet (who we discussed wrt to his speaking at Helen's church) is one of the ones on this bandwagon.

I just saw a guy on ABC News beg his fellow conservative Christians to quit making them all look "silly", and he pointed to the Tinky Winky and Burt and Ernie gay-agenda uproars as being examples of this goofiness. He seemed really embarassed.

[livius drusus]

Well, yeah, but Bert and Ernie were gay. That's just a known fact, isn't it?

[Saru]

Well, yeah, but Bert and Ernie were gay. That's just a known fact, isn't it?

Yes, and so were Batman and Robin.

[seebs]

Well, yeah, but Bert and Ernie were gay. That's just a known fact, isn't it?

Did you know that you can't say the word "femur" without sounding a little like Bert?

[livius drusus]

Are you calling me gay, Batman?

[Goliath]

Did you know that you can't say the word "femur" without sounding a little like Bert?

:happy: I never thought of that, but yeah, it's true!

[Ari]

I think this shows how insane some of these people are. They see the evil gay agenda everywhere. I really think that if the bible didn't appear to be against gays, it would be burned because the message of tolerance that Jesus preaches can support the gay agenda.

[livius drusus]

(and requesting Krusty the Klown in Celebrity Impersonators)

Will a :krusty: in Comics and Cartoons do? What if I throw in a :cletus: ?

[LadyShea]

:bubbles:<---totally gay
:cuddle: <---pedophilic

What kinda place you running here??

Is that the usual response from a copyright owner, to demand removal of the image? A cease and desist?

Yeah, they'll send a cease and desist with some kind of deadline. They may or may not check again. Usually they only bother if A) the use of the copyrighted item could result in profit for the person using it B) there is likely to be confusion about the affiliation between the two parties C) the use could be considered embarassing or detrimental to the copyright holder's business.

[godfry n. glad]

(and requesting Krusty the Klown in Celebrity Impersonators)

Will a :krusty: in Comics and Cartoons do? What if I throw in a :cletus: ?

Yeah... :krusty: in a new Comics and Cartoons (yeee-haw!) would be great.

But, if I had my druthers, I'd give up :cletus: for the pirate who runs the fish and chips house on the Simpsons. Besides, warren and I would just throw cletus at each other all the time.

I gotta go look before I shoot my mouth off....

godfry n. off


ETA: Too late. :hrm: I already shot my mouth off :seacaptain: ....It was there all the time, wasn't it? Shit...once again. Not paying attention at a crucial moment. Clueless. :pardon?:

It's all over....there's nothin' to see here....you can all go home....move along...

(pssssst....is it true there's no Bart and no Lisa and no Abu?)

[livius drusus]

You mean:seacaptain: ? Cause we've had him for months, darlin'.

ETA: You were just being sweet and giving me a chance to show off, weren't you?

[godfry n. glad]

You mean:seacaptain: ? Cause we've had him for months, darlin'.

ETA: You were just being sweet and giving me a chance to show off, weren't you?

Yeah, that's the ticket, give liv a chance to show off.

um....where's Bart and Lisa and Abu?

I must have a bad eye for this stuff....hmmm...doesn't come up with "bart" or "lisa" in the search. They should be....

godfry

[livius drusus]

Good point. :bart: :barney: :milhouse: :maggie: :lisa: :drnick: :apu: :moe:

[viscousmemories]

Good point. :bart: :barney: :milhouse: :maggie: :lisa: :drnick: :apu: :moe:
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[Shake]

I think this shows how insane some of these people are. They see the evil gay agenda everywhere. I really think that if the bible didn't appear to be against gays, it would be burned because the message of tolerance that Jesus preaches can support the gay agenda.
(emphasis added)
Yeah, next thing you know they'll claim there's some sort of Evil Atheist Conspiracy or something! :demon2: Everyone knows there isn't one! :yup:

[beyelzu]

Well, yeah, but Bert and Ernie were gay. That's just a known fact, isn't it?

Yes, and so were Batman and Robin.
how many times do I have to explain that batman trains robin because, he, batman, was powerless to stop the murder of his parents and sees robin as a surrogate for the 7 year old bruce wayne.


that or he likes to look at robin's ass in tights.

[maddog]

Well, I have to say . . .
it did always bother me, why that stupid surname, "Squarepants," . . . unless SOMETHING hinky was going on. I mean, :? what's THAT about?

#242

[godfry n. glad]

Well, I have to say . . .
it did always bother me, why that stupid surname, "Squarepants," . . . unless SOMETHING hinky was going on. I mean, :? what's THAT about?

#242

Y'mean...Mr. Hinky...the Christmas Pooh?

[JoeP]

Well, I have to say . . .
it did always bother me, why that stupid surname, "Squarepants," . . . unless SOMETHING hinky was going on. I mean, :? what's THAT about?

#242

Y'mean...Mr. Hinky...the Christmas Pooh?
That would be Mr Hankey.

[godfry n. glad]

Well, I have to say . . .
it did always bother me, why that stupid surname, "Squarepants," . . . unless SOMETHING hinky was going on. I mean, :? what's THAT about?

#242

Y'mean...Mr. Hinky...the Christmas Pooh?
That would be Mr Hankey.

Oh....okay...

Hmmm... I must have problems with that High Plains drifter accent. It sure soounds like "hinky" to me. But I've got hearing problems and I'd never seen it written.

And maddog...what's with the numbers at the bottom of your posts (the above being #242 in white).

[livius drusus]

SpongeBob receives 'unequivocal welcome' from UCC (http://www.ucc.org/news/r012405.htm)

"Absolutely, the UCC extends an unequivocal welcome to SpongeBob," the Rev. John H. Thomas, the UCC's general minister and president, said, only partly in jest. "Jesus didn't turn people away. Neither do we."

For that matter, Thomas explained, the 1.3-million-member church, if given the opportunity, would warmly receive Barney, Big Bird, Tinky-Winky, Clifford the Big Red Dog or, for that matter, any who have experienced the Christian message as a harsh word of judgment rather than Jesus' offering of grace.

:chuckle:

[viscousmemories]

Well in Dobson's defense he apparently never accused Spongebob of being gay, he simply expressed "great concern about the intention of the We Are Family Foundation in using SpongeBob and company to promote the theme of "tolerance and diversity," which are almost always buzzwords for homosexual advocacy". The film itself, he says, is "harmless".



But while the video is harmless on its own, I believe the agenda behind it is sinister. My brief comments at the FRC gathering were intended to express concern not about SpongeBob or Big Bird or any of their other cartoon friends, but about the way in which those childhood symbols are apparently being hijacked to promote an agenda that involves teaching homosexual propaganda to children. Nevertheless, the media jumped on the story by claiming that I had accused SpongeBob of being "gay." Some suggested that I had confused the organization that had created the video with a similarly named gay-rights group. In both cases, the press was dead wrong, and I welcome this opportunity to help them get their facts straight.

I want to be clear: the We Are Family Foundation — the organization that sponsored the video featuring SpongeBob and the other characters was, until this flap occurred, making available a variety of explicitly pro-homosexual materials on its Web site. It has since endeavored to hide that fact (more on this later), but my concerns are as legitimate today as they were when I first expressed them in January.

- source (http://www.family.org/docstudy/newsletters/a0035339.cfm)

[godfry n. glad]

SpongeBob receives 'unequivocal welcome' from UCC (http://www.ucc.org/news/r012405.htm)

"Absolutely, the UCC extends an unequivocal welcome to SpongeBob," the Rev. John H. Thomas, the UCC's general minister and president, said, only partly in jest. "Jesus didn't turn people away. Neither do we."

For that matter, Thomas explained, the 1.3-million-member church, if given the opportunity, would warmly receive Barney, Big Bird, Tinky-Winky, Clifford the Big Red Dog or, for that matter, any who have experienced the Christian message as a harsh word of judgment rather than Jesus' offering of grace.

:chuckle:

That's the Congregationalists, isn't it?