Not new, but still Dead

[A Dead Relative]

I have been a member, in here, for a while, but I'm pretty sure I have never given my introduction. Especially considering I don't post much.

My name is Cal, and I am a divorced, 35 year old, from central Iowa. My regular home is HH, but I occasionally stop in here, as well as a few other of the plethora of non-theist forums.

Anything else you want to know, feel free to ask. :wave:
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1. How'd you find the Freethought Forum? How in the hell am I suppose to remember. Probably either a Google search, or StumbleUpon.

2. Are you a member of any other online forums? Which? Too many to count on your hands, feet, and... butt hairs.:eek:
Heathen Hangout, Heathen Hub, IIDB (never posted there), Kith and Kin, EuropeForum, Discuss Anything, Loving Ferrets, GridIronFans, GasBuddy, Rants N Raves, and probably a few other I can't think of.

3. How do you feel about smilies (emoticons)? No one uses them, anymore. Emoticons are for losers. :giggle:

4. How do you feel about 3500+ smilies? :rubeyes:

Shouldn't that be more like 1,000,000+ smilies? :D

5. Is flaming:A. Hilarious
B. Beneath you
C. Irritating as fuck
If you ask me again, I'm going to kick your ass! :fuming:
I hate flaming. Arguing on the internet, is like the Special Olympics. No matter who wins, you're still retarded.

6. Is vulgar language:A. Hilarious
B. Beneath you
C. Irritating as fuck
I don't drink, smoke, or curse. God damn it! I left my fucking cigs in the bar.

7. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought that the grass was greener on the other side of the road, which makes this story more strange, since chickens don't eat grass. However, he did find some hot hens, on the other side, so he was really happy. There was a lot more baby chicks hatched, which were indeed his, because he couldn't keep his chicken contained. Now the stupid rooster, who didn't know what contraception was, is paying chick support, to several hens. When he decided he didn't make a good decision, crossing the road, he decided to cross it, again, and go back. Does that answer your question?
The real question is, "Why did the deer cross the road?" Those damn deer are always getting hit by cars. They need to stay where they are, damn it!

8. Who pays for your food? Sometimes I do, and sometimes I steal my kids money. Other times I go find some woman, who looks desperate for a date, and make her pay for dinner, then ditch her. My girlfriend says I need to find a sugar-mama. Any volunteers?

9. What's one thing you've always wanted to do but never have? I've always wanted to do a sheep, but I never have one. :sheepshag:

10. What is your single favorite place in the world? In front of my computer. Duhhh.
My other favorite place is at your house, because I am a stalker, for hire.

11. What's the significance of your username? I needed screen name, to log into the site. Isn't that significant enough? If you're wondering where it came from or what it means, tell all your friends you are talking to A Dead Relative, online. :wink:

12. What about your avatar? South Park is my favorite show, and Kenny is the one who always dies (get it now?), and one of my favorite characters. Plus, it has a religious theme, which is a total contradiction to me. You'll figure out, if you haven't already, I have quite the demented personality.

[fragment]

Thanks for the intro, and a belated welcome!

[godfry n. glad]

You'll figure out, if you haven't already, I have quite the demented personality.

Yeah, yeah, yeah....

That doesn't mean anything other than you'll fit in quite nicely.

[Naruto]

Welcome to :ff:, ADR.

Hehe, ADR is a joke acronym in the vet office where I work for "ain't doin' right."

[A Dead Relative]

Thanks!
You'll figure out, if you haven't already, I have quite the demented personality.Yeah, yeah, yeah....

That doesn't mean anything other than you'll fit in quite nicely.I have noticed. :yup:

Hehe, ADR is a joke acronym in the vet office where I work for "ain't doin' right."Humm... Maybe that's fitting. :wink:

Wait, you said vet office? What type of animals do they care for? What is your job title?
I only ask because I have 3 ferrets, 2 dogs, and a cat. :ferret2::catwalk::dog:

OK, Liv! I have to say I love the :ferret::ferret2: smilies. :lovey::excited:

[Stormlight]

Welcome abord, ADR. :hiya:

[Watser?]

Ferrets eh? That will make the boss-woman like you :shakeliv:

[Legs]

Welcome back from the Dead, A Dead Relative
:ferret2:

[JamesBannon]

Hey ADR & :wb: How are you?

[livius drusus]

I've had 4 ferrets over the years, ADR. I adore the little buggers, but the short lifespan got to be too much for me. I'm sticking with the cat for now.

Welcome back and thanks for the introduction. :wb:

[Naruto]

What type of animals do they care for?

The guy I work for does basically every small animal, including wildlife for free. His wife, also a vet, takes care of horses and donkeys.

What is your job title?

Probably something along the lines of "bitch" :P

I do a lot of the stuff veterinary technicians do, but I'm not as good at it as they are. I can only work there during vacations, sadly *two more weeks to spring break*.

[Leesifer]

:wb: ADR

[Crumb]

Welcome back, ADR!

[Garnet]

:happywave:

[A Dead Relative]

Thanks all, for the "Welcomes" and "Welcome Backs." I always love visiting forums where I do feel noticed.:D

Ferrets eh? That will make the boss-woman like you :shakeliv: Good. I need all the help I can get. :giggle:

I've had 4 ferrets over the years, ADR. I adore the little buggers, but the short lifespan got to be too much for me. I'm sticking with the cat for now.I have also had 4, but the 1st one I had to get rid of, back in `94, when I moved. I talked to the gal who took him, a while later, and she said he died of old age. He wasn't even 6 months old, when I got him, and he couldn't have been any older than 2 years, when she said he had died. It makes me wonder what actually happened, and still makes me kinda sad, thinking about it.

I suppose you are going to want pics, aren't you? :P

What type of animals do they care for?

The guy I work for does basically every small animal, including wildlife for free. His wife, also a vet, takes care of horses and donkeys.

What is your job title?

Probably something along the lines of "bitch" :P

I do a lot of the stuff veterinary technicians do, but I'm not as good at it as they are. I can only work there during vacations, sadly *two more weeks to spring break*. That works! Do you, or are you required to be licensed to be a vet tech? I know it takes some schooling.

We managed to find a real good vet, for our ferrets, who also treats all sorts of small animals. He also raises ferrets, so that made me more comfortable, from the start.

[viscousmemories]

Howdy ADR. :wave: