Everybody Owes Me An Apology

[livius drusus]

For saying "asshat" so damn often. Bastards. :glare:

[viscousmemories]

Ahem. "Everyone" doesn't use that ridiculous term.

However, everyone owes me an apology just because. Now get to it.

[ceptimus]

What are those two asshats arguing about this time? :chin:

[livius drusus]

Ahem. "Everyone" doesn't use that ridiculous term.

However, everyone owes me an apology just because. Now get to it.

I'm sorry for making an inaccurate generalization. :sorry:

Now, if you could just apologize for cramping for my style, that'd be great. Thanks.

[The Lone Ranger]

Never in my life have I used that term.

Sorry.

-- Michael

[livius drusus]

Hey cep:

:angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana:

Sorry if I went overboad there.

[viscousmemories]

I'm sorry for making an inaccurate generalization. :sorry:
I forgive you. :pat:

Now, if you could just apologize for cramping for my style, that'd be great. Thanks.
Well okay, but I hardly see how your cramps are my fault. I apologize.

Now I would like an apology for being lured to participate in this inane banter.

[Shake]

Umm ... I picked up that and "fuckwit" from II. But I'd already seen both in widespread use before I started using them.

[livius drusus]

Now I would like an apology for being lured to participate in this inane banter.

You're on your own there, sonny. After all, I didn't make you apologize for misquoting me in your first post. I figure we're dead even.

[livius drusus]

Umm ... I picked up that and "fuckwit" from II. But I'd already seen both in widespread use before I started using them.

So it's all your fault, then. I shoulda known. Where's my apology, dammit? :shakefist:

[wei yau]

Sorry if I went overboad there.

A bit, perhaps...

:abitmuch:

[ceptimus]

What's an overboad? Is that like an overload when you've got a head cold?

[livius drusus]

You'd better apologize for so indelicately emphasizing my typo.

[lisarea]

What are you fucktards on about now?

[ceptimus]

You'd better apologize for so indelicately emphasizing my typo.
Father Jack: I'm sooooo, sooooo, soooo sorry!
Father Ted: Now that's sarcasm.

[livius drusus]

What are you fucktards on about now?
:explode: You better beg for mercy, beeyatch.

[Ymir's blood]

:hotmoves: :angrynana: :pbjnana: :banana: :saloon: :sadnana:

[Brimshack]

Well I am indeed a bastard, but I don't recall using that word at all on this forum. Your request has, however, been duly noted.

:yup:

[wei yau]

Dear Livia Drusua,

As a user of the word, I offer you my
sincere apologies. I regret that your fine
sensibilites were ever sullied by that
hated word. This is an insufficient
apology, but, I hope you can forgive
this very remorse and humble servant.

[livius drusus]

Well I am indeed a bastard, but I don't recall using that word at all on this forum. Your request has, however, been duly noted.

:yup:

Why, thank you Brim. Just for that, I apologize for calling you the sick, depraved, perverted freak that you are.

[livius drusus]

Dear eldar,

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[The Lone Ranger]

Nobody apologizes like John Cleese:

I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

[Ymir's blood]

I think livius needs a hug, but am too scared to administer it. :couch:

[Ensign Steve]

Dear Livia Drusua,

As a user of the word, I offer you my
sincere apologies. I regret that your fine
sensibilites were ever sullied by that
hated word. This is an insufficient
apology, but, I hope you can forgive
this very remorse and humble servant.

you...forgot...the...elipses...

asshat.

[wei yau]

:angrynana:
:spinning:
:clever:
:haha:
:argh:
:tiphat:

[BigBlue2]

For saying "asshat" so damn often. Bastards. :glare:
I apologise profusely on behalf of the people that can't spell arse properly.

[Ronin]

I apologise profusely on behalf of the people that can't spell arse properly.

Would that make it "arsehart" then?

Personally, I am still a bit pissed off at Monkeybot for introducing me to the use of "Batshit Looney" years ago over at II....arsehart!

[BigBlue2]

I apologise profusely on behalf of the people that can't spell arse properly.

Would that make it "arsehart" then?

No, the "hat" part is spelled correctly. However, the drongos that use this particular swearword can't seem to tell the difference between a bodypart and an animal.

[ceptimus]

In German, ausfart means 'way out'. :tmlol:

[Dragar]

For saying "asshat" so damn often. Bastards. :glare:

Oh. I can't do anything right... :shy:

Sorry livius... :bag:

[Ronin]

I don't expect we'll be seeing an "asshat" smilie anytime soon.

:popcorn:

[livius drusus]

Everyone who is not an Aussie BigBlue2 or a Brit owes me further apologies. :brooding:

[Adora]

Asshat asshat asshat asshat asshat.

I love this word, and I'm an Aussie. Muwahaha!

[Dingfod]

Whassup, all you asshat bastages? You fuckwits on a snit, are you?

[Ex-zombie]

Whassup, all you asshat bastages? You fuckwits on a snit, are you?

I would like to point out that Warn is being a fucktard.

[Dingfod]

Is that unusual?

[Farren]

I only used "asshat" once or twice and then only because Warren influenced me. Personally I think "arsehat" sounds so much better. Might I suggest a few of the following for the sake of a little variety?

Arsecap
Derrierebonnet
Tailboater
Tushtrilby
Sternpanama
Bumfedora
Backsideberet

[Dingfod]

Man, what an asshat that Warren must be. An influential asshat.

[viscousmemories]

Backsideberet sounds like a derogatory term for gay men in the military.

[Ensign Steve]

I don't expect we'll be seeing an "asshat" smilie anytime soon.

:popcorn:

Here's something to go on.

http://makmilling.com/head_up_your_ass.jpg

[JoeP]

What's an overboad? Is that like an overload when you've got a head cold?
:biglaugh:

that grammar nazi Livia is prolly mad right now...she better apologies right back to all us who didn't never say asshat...lol...

[HelenM]

Liv, I apologize for not having anything to apologize to you about. :giggle:

Helen

[viscousmemories]

that grammar nazi Livia...
:deepsigh: How soon they forget (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=18128#post18128).

[Skep]

What's an overboad? Is that like an overload when you've got a head cold?
:biglaugh:

that grammar nazi Livia is prolly mad right now...she better apologies right back to all us who didn't never say asshat...lol...
http://skeptech.net/emotipad/cache/LMAO.gif

Best laugh I've had in 2005.

[Brimshack]

that grammar nazi Livia...
:deepsigh: How soon they forget (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=18128#post18128).

...or never bought it to begin with.

[livius drusus]

You're a special case, Brim. You provoaked me, remember?

[Lauri D]

I hereby vote for Farren's "bumfedora".

It is to laff...

[Brimshack]

You're a special case, Brim. You provoaked me, remember?

Admit it. My posts haunt you in your dreams, don't they? You wake up in the morning with cold chills. You live in shear terror, just deading the contents of my next poast.

Muhahahahahahahahahah!

:drevil:

[Farren]

Muhahahahahahahahahah!


I think its spelled "Muhahahahahahahahaha!", unless you've got a hot potato in your mouth.

[Farren]

Oh and Liv I apoloagise proafusely for being such a tailboater.

[edited to correct spelling]

[Bella]

I apologise to liv for saying "romanti-spooge" so often - it is one of my life's joys, to find a word that actually fits so many of the horrid fanfic/"erotica" that I've read.

[livius drusus]

Now see? Bree understands the spirit of this thread. No need to apologize for that one, princess. :glomp:

[Skep]

I apologize to liv for having a computer Euchre game in which I have named the opposing partners Fucktard and Asshat. :D

[livius drusus]

You'd better be on your knees for that one, my friend.

[Brimshack]

Muhahahahahahahahahah!


I think its spelled "Muhahahahahahahahaha!", unless you've got a hot potato in your mouth.

Asshat!

[viscousmemories]

Asshat!
For some reason that word all alone like that sounded like the Aflac duck in my head.

[ceptimus]

I apologise on behalf of all cricket players. One of the rules of the game is that when the fielding side thinks that one of the batsmen is out, someone has to appeal to the umpire by shouting, 'Hows that?' before the umpire will give his decision. Over the years the appeal has been shortened to 'Ouzat!', and could easily be misinterpreted by liv, in one of her moods.

[Ensign Steve]

I apologise on behalf of all cricket players. One of the rules of the game is that when the fielding side thinks that one of the batsmen is out, someone has to appeal to the umpire by shouting, 'Hows that?' before the umpire will give his decision. Over the years the appeal has been shortened to 'Ouzat!', and could easily be misinterpreted by liv, in one of her moods.

Wow. That is so gay. I think cricket requires more than one apology!

[livius drusus]

I apologize for not uploading this sooner:

:cricket:

[Skep]

I apologize for modding that sign.


http://img192.exs.cx/img192/3700/asshatsign7ys.gif

[Ex-zombie]

I apologize for modding that sign.


http://img192.exs.cx/img192/3700/asshatsign7ys.gif

:lmao:

Skeptoid is my hero!

[livius drusus]

Oh that's it. No more missus nice girl. :catfight:

[Brimshack]

Gee, that Skeptoid is being a real Asshat, isn't he?

[Skep]

http://skeptech.net/emotipad/cache/Whistle.gif

[Brimshack]

Sorry Skept, I guess I was being an ...
































(I don't even have to type it now, do I Liv?)

[livius drusus]

:bull:

[JoeP]

aSShat:
http://www.thetroubleshooters.com/treasures/SSHat.jpg

("A Schutzstaffel hat." Not "an ess-ess hat".)

[Ymir's blood]

:wave: (http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?p=2130186#post2130186) <-It's a link.

[Shake]

I apologise on behalf of all cricket players. One of the rules of the game is that when the fielding side thinks that one of the batsmen is out, someone has to appeal to the umpire by shouting, 'Hows that?' before the umpire will give his decision. Over the years the appeal has been shortened to 'Ouzat!', and could easily be misinterpreted by liv, in one of her moods.

Wow. That is so gay. I think cricket requires more than one apology!
... but have you played the Just Not Cricket (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=play&gameid=65) game in the arcade? It's way more funnerer than regular cricket (especially to us Yanks)! :D

[Farren]

I think Liv owes me change for the extra "A"s in my profuse apology.

[livius drusus]

:wave: (http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?p=2130186#post2130186) <-It's a link.

What kind of apology is that, Ymir. :eyebrow:

[livius drusus]

I think Liv owes me change for the extra "A"s in my profuse apology.

Here ya go. :spend:

[Ymir's blood]

:wave: (http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?p=2130186#post2130186) <-It's a link.

What kind of apology is that, Ymir. :eyebrow:Did you click the link?

[Crumb]

Didn't asshat and the like get started on fark.com, becuase the comments are censored there? I seem to remember reading that somewhere, and they use them there a lot. At least they did when I used to waste time reading comments there.

I always thought asshat was very funny. :) sorry liv...

[livius drusus]

Did you click the link?
Yup, and I'm pretty sure you owe me an apology for making me read it.

Oh and thank you for your apology, Crumb. I'm sorry we didn't have FF ready for you before you started reading the comments at Fark.

[Crumb]

Oh and thank you for your apology, Crumb. I'm sorry we didn't have FF ready for you before you started reading the comments at Fark.

Well, I expect speedier service next time! :whip:

[Ymir's blood]

Did you click the link?
Yup, and I'm pretty sure you owe me an apology for making me read it.
Ah, but since that was the VERY first time I've used the word on a forum, it doesn't qualify yet. I have to use it "damn often" before an apology is due. Don't worry, it shouldn't be difficult to slip in other threads now that I have some experience in its use.
asshat
:wink:

[livius drusus]

You're a bad, bad Ymir's blood, yes you are. :spank: