Best Thread Title of February 2008

[Crumb]

The poll is coming! :yup:

[Veritas]

I've got my early candidate for March in.

*waits for everyone to flock to the atrium*

[Watser?]

The poll is coming! :yup:

I can feel it rising!

[Julie]

Woot! I got the first votes in!!

[vremya]

Go Pygmy Love Queen! :cheer:

[curses]

C'mon Suboptimal kitty!

[biochemgirl]

:goat:

[Shelli]

Pygmy Love Queen & Suboptimal kitty are dukin' it out! :tugofwar:

[Veritas]

No-one are votes for my thread. :cry:

[Crumb]

Cool I actually got some votes. :)

[Veritas]

:glare:

[Crumb]

:innocent:

[Veritas]

I hope your arse falls off. :glare:

[Stormlight]

:cheer:

[Shelli]

Scarlatti's :clown: car is in the lead with Stormlight's Pygmy :heart: Queen & Luxembourgers :panics: over a :pigfly: at their airport :giggle: following closely in second place and seeb's Suboptimal :kitty: holding third place! :cheer:

[Stormlight]

I hold number 2 and 3? :cheer:

Go, go Pygmy Love Queen!

[Shelli]

* Shelli wonders what a Pigmy Love Queen smilie would look like. :giggle:

[Crumb]

My guess is it would be a good hump day smiley. :caesarthrust:

[Shelli]

:giggle: :hellyes:

[Watser?]

Stormlight is number 2, 3 and 4 :gasp:

[Stormlight]

:pleased:

[Dingfod]

Y'all are retarded and should be eugenized.

[godfry n. glad]

Dayum!

What'd Scarlatti do, bring the clown car in so all the clowns could vote for him?

[Shelli]

:chuckle:

[Novowels]

I don't even know how my thread got in here.

Regardless, it's going to get run over by the Vaginal Clown Car Juggernaut along with everything else!

[livius drusus]

Shelli nominated your thread (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=503005#post503005), Novo.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Lagging way behind yet again. What am I, Al-Qaeda?

[Watser?]

:spy:

Maybe

:stalker:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Y'know, all kinds of secrets might be amenable to loosening by sexy persuasion... :suggest:

[Stormlight]

:bump:

[Shelli]

I don't even know how my thread got in here.The thought/visual of a "fruit roll-up" phone made me :giggle: so I nominated it. :=D

[Sock Puppet]

Scarlatti's vagina is just too magnificent not to win.

[Stormlight]

So am I! :brooding:

[D. Scarlatti]

:bowing:

I totally stole that line too. Suckas.

[Sock Puppet]

So am I! :brooding::patpat: Hey, I nominated your crotch-grabbing title, and voted for it too. But Scarlatti has the vagina, stolen or not.

[Shelli]

:lol:

[Stormlight]

:giggles:

[Crumb]

:bump: Don't forget to vote!

[Stormlight]

:bump:

[Crumb]

Scarlatti's vagina has a solid two vote lead over Stormlight's pygmy love queeen! :sniggle:

38 votes! What a turnout! Anyone else out there?

[Stormlight]

Who would you rather vote for: poor, little me or that nasty, nasty lawyer?

[wei yau]

I voted for the nasty lawyer with the big vagina.

[Stormlight]

:shakewei:

[D. Scarlatti]

This shit is rigged. Extending the polling hours ... what are you, Ohio Democrats?

[Stormlight]

Rude! :faint:

[Crumb]

Nothing was extended, except maybe your vagina.

[Dingfod]

This shit is rigged. Extending the polling hours ... what are you, Ohio Democrats?Texas caucussers.

[Crumb]

We have a winner!

It's a vagina, madam, not a clown car by D. Scarlatti

Congrats D. Scarlatti :victory: on the award winning performance of your vagina! :trophy:

February 2008 - It's a vagina, madam, not a clown car by D. Scarlatti
January 2008 - Get your hand out of my ass! by Sock Puppet

[Watser?]

Stormlight did pretty well in 2nd, 3d and 4th place :thumbup:

[Crumb]

Thanks Watser. Stormlight definitely deserves an honorable mention! :thumbup: I see many thread titles of the month in his future if he keeps it up! :yup:

[Shelli]

Yay is vagina Scarlatti :shakebewb: & Stormlight :shakelarry:!

[Stormlight]

:vibes:

[Legs]

Congrats gentlemen :tiphat:

[Sock Puppet]

Congrats. If we keep this up, we're on track for having the winning thread title for each month of the year refer to naughty bits. As soon as I think up a title about a scrotum, I'll post it.