The Super Duper Erotic Photo Thread

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Since my last thread was such a failure lets start anew. I'll say it so half the thread isn't spent on it. Don't post "shit porn" and link photos if you can.

[ApostateAbe]

http://www.syldra.net/kat/stuff/pretty-girl-kiss.jpg

[Shake]

I rather like this one, even though they're clothed:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/145/PH0136.jpg

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Into lesbonians are we?

[Legs]

I am not a lesbian but I do really like John Kacere artwork. He does women's thighs/rear end/ tummy and had all kinds of prints. No nudity/breasts etc... just playful in my opinion. Hope you like them! I could only find 2 to show but I am sure he has 50++

http://www.mutoworld.com/_uimages/JK1.jpg

http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/30053636/Images/kacere%20jill%202-17%202.jpg

[Legs]

Here are some more from John Kacere

http://www.umtoquedearte.com/silver/jkacere1.htm

Incidently I just noticed he died in 1999 boohooo :(

[beyelzu]

I am not a lesbian but I do really like John Kacere artwork. He does women's thighs/rear end/ tummy and had all kinds of prints. No nudity/breasts etc... just playful in my opinion. Hope you like them! I could only find 2 to show but I am sure he has 50++


http://www.umtoquedearte.com/silver/jkacere/images/jkacere007.jpg

I am not a lesbian either. :tmtongue:

damn this chick is hot.

[beyelzu]

well, her ass is.

she could be an evil bitch, no way of knowing from just an ass shot.

now if there was some full frontal nudity, I could probably come to some conclusions.

[livius drusus]

Those are some gorgeous and sexy pics, Legs. The counterpoint of fabric, skin and shape is really remarkable. :thumbup:

[Legs]

Yes, livius... now, I am not a man so this is just my point of view, but if the girls illustrated were nude, it just would not do anything for me. I feel they are much sexier with soft fabric or lace about them, panties, nylons etc...leaving something to the imagination... you can almost feel their warm skin and the silkiness of what they are wearing.

[Blake]

Well, I'll add my contribution. I'd been feeling shy about it, I don't know why.

http://homeusers.brutele.be/guislain/Druuna_a.jpg

It's a doubled image, a photo and a drawing. On the left is one Ana Lima, a Brazilian model at her zenith in the 1980s; she apparently is one of the models for the character Druuna created by Paolo Eleuteri Serpieri, who is on the right.

I agree with your comments, Legs (greetings!); although there's considerably less left to the imagination here, the clothing there is adds a certain something, I think.

[Beth]

I find this very erotic and lovely, myself.

[Legs]

Beth, I bet that tartan blanket itches though :D

Blake, very seductive image. I prefer the photo to the isllustration and I am not sure why.

[Beth]

Beth, I bet that tartan blanket itches though :D


Dunno. I came across the image when I was looking for hot kilted guys to post for Burns Day. I thought it was nice. Let's see if I can find erotic transvestite guy pics. :D

[godfry n. glad]

Here are some more from John Kacere

http://www.umtoquedearte.com/silver/jkacere1.htm

Incidently I just noticed he died in 1999 boohooo :(

Those with vision seem to expire fast.

Those are indeed erotic. I'll atest. Of course, I'm a big fan of thigh-high stockings and gorgeous derriere. Add faces and pudenda and I'm gone. All the blood will have drained from my head (bound for other parts) and I'll be responsive and easily led.

Thank you, that was a nice foray, Legs.

Just out of interest, ladies, are those garters comfortable to wear, or not? (I've worn tights, so I know what tights and pantyhose feel like - and I didn't like that.) I'm ambivalent about the garters. Of course, there's garters and no panties...not shown. I love those silk/rayon bright print fabrics he uses for many of the outer garments.

godfry

[godfry n. glad]

Beth, I bet that tartan blanket itches though :D


Dunno. I came across the image when I was looking for hot kilted guys to post for Burns Day. I thought it was nice. Let's see if I can find erotic transvestite guy pics. :D

Ladies...

I know wool fairly well.

I'd wager good money that blanket does not itch.

It looks fuzzy, like lambswool or even angora. It's probably very, very soft.

And very warm.

Looking for guys in kilts for Burns Day, eh? And you didn't even ask....

:qsigh:
godfry

[Beth]

Why Godfry, do you have any to offer?;)

[Beth]

Just out of interest, ladies, are those garters comfortable to wear, or not? (I've worn tights, so I know what tights and pantyhose feel like - and I didn't like that.) I'm ambivalent about the garters. Of course, there's garters and no panties...not shown. I love those silk/rayon bright print fabrics he uses for many of the outer garments.

godfryI rarely wear them, but I think they are more comfy than panyhose

[Legs]

Just out of interest, ladies, are those garters comfortable to wear, or not?

Unfortunately, the fully fashioned hose and garters are for lack of a better word 'fiddily' to get right and stay right. Sitting, standing, walking, (sex) they don't stay always just right :D They are not uncomfortable, but they are as I said, fiddily.

Having said that, the stay-up stockings (http://www.emporiolingerie.com/ProductImages/MPhoto/821129122.jpg) are marvelous, they have the wide lace tops that are gummy underneath and stay perfectly in place, an absolute dream to wear.

Stockings & stayups are very sensual and you feel them on your body, feminine. It is like turning a routine moment into a special occasion to wear such pretty things.

The advantage to wearing stockings opposed to nylons - with a pair of nylons once you get a run they are ruined....in stockings if you get a run, you only need replace that particular one. So stock up girls and boys!

With nylons of course you get the panty which holds you together and gives shape to your hips, flattens your tummy & lifts your bottom, with stockings you are on your own... so it is really a trade off.

[Shake]

Into lesbonians are we?
Youse got a problem with that? :whup:

Seriously, I think it's just a very nice picture. Very tender, and to me, also very exciting. These guys who used to DJ on a local radio station have a website (http://www.karlsonandmckenzie.com/) where they used to have a 'Girls Kissing Photo of the Day' feature -- which doesn't seem to be there right now -- but I didn't necessarily find all of those quite so exciting. Some seemed forced or at least not genuine. The more realistic it seemed, the more arousing (to me, anyway).

[godfry n. glad]

Why Godfry, do you have any to offer?;)

No photos yet. But I do have most of the regalia. :wink:

[Legs]

Anyone find this mouse ad erotic?

http://img32.exs.cx/img32/4306/mouse5fo.jpg

[livius drusus]

I gotta go with a big no on that one. :bleh: But the good news is that your postcount is saying my name, and that's just cool. :D

[Legs]

Wow, and now I feel guilty for posting again because it will ruin it

LOL :cool:

(Now it's just LasVegas)

[Gurdur]

How about a pic of the star-nosed mole ?

[MollyMac]

How about a pic of the star-nosed mole ?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/MollyNoggin/starnosedmole.gif
Whatever turns you on. :wave:

[livius drusus]

Ahh... How I love our ignore this post feature.

Now, to bring this thread back on track, I've got to bring in Mapplethorpe again:

http://www.freethought-forum.com/images/mapplethorpe.jpg

[SharonDee]

:roll: :faint:

[livius drusus]

Can I interest you in another, Sharon?

http://www.freethought-forum.com/images/mapplethorpe2.jpg

[Legs]

Liv.......... how yummy :inlove:

[Crumb]

:cough: :nooo:

[SharonDee]

Oh.
My.
GAWD!
:drooleek:

[livius drusus]

Liv.......... how yummy :inlove:

That Mapplethorpe is finger lickin' good, ain't he? All of his nudes are genuinely erotic imo.

[Shake]

Anyone find this mouse ad erotic?

http://img32.exs.cx/img32/4306/mouse5fo.jpg
I thought it looked a little out of focus at first, but I can still see it!

[Legs]

I thought it looked a little out of focus at first, but I can still see it!

The guys at my office go ape over that image.

[Sweetie]

[QUOTE=Legs]
I thought it looked a little out of focus at first, but I can still see it!

Oh, first impression my eyes were fooled!

Clever!

[Johnny Pneumatic]

[QUOTE=Legs]
I thought it looked a little out of focus at first, but I can still see it!

Oh, first impression my eyes were fooled!

Clever!

I don't see it. What is it? Is the scroll wheel supposed to be a clitoris or something?

[ApostateAbe]

I don't see it. What is it? Is the scroll wheel supposed to be a clitoris or something?Yep.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

I don't see it. What is it? Is the scroll wheel supposed to be a clitoris or something?Yep.

Isn't the clitoris on the top inside though?

[ApostateAbe]

I don't see it. What is it? Is the scroll wheel supposed to be a clitoris or something?Yep.

Isn't the clitoris on the top inside though?Yeah, that's right. The wheel represents "or something," which to me is the hole of the sack.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

:cough: :nooo:


No kidding! I'd post some of my best nudes I have on CDR if I wasn't on the damn dial-up at home. Maybe I can on Monday at college. Ladies, straight men don't like seeing Robert Mapplethorpe's homoerotic porn ok? Link them. Oh Vishnu my eyes are burning!

[godfry n. glad]

:cough: :nooo:
Ladies, straight men don't like seeing Robert Mapplethorpe's homoerotic porn ok? Link them. Oh Vishnu my eyes are burning!

Ahem....

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Turnabout is fair play, too.

I think it's an exacting and artful presentation of a vastly underrepresented photographic topic, even though I don't find it erotic.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

:cough: :nooo:
Ladies, straight men don't like seeing Robert Mapplethorpe's homoerotic porn ok? Link them. Oh Vishnu my eyes are burning!

Ahem....

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Turnabout is fair play, too.

I think it's an exacting and artful presentation of a vastly underrepresented photographic topic, even though I don't find it erotic.

Eh, whatever. It still feels like someone shot MACE in my eyes. Maybe it will let up in about ten min. :D

[godfry n. glad]

:cough: :nooo:
Ladies, straight men don't like seeing Robert Mapplethorpe's homoerotic porn ok? Link them. Oh Vishnu my eyes are burning!

Ahem....

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Turnabout is fair play, too.

I think it's an exacting and artful presentation of a vastly underrepresented photographic topic, even though I don't find it erotic.

Eh, whatever. It still feels like someone shot MACE in my eyes. Maybe it will let up in about ten min. :D

So...I take it you have considerable empathy for those women who complain about the excessive presentation, in our culture, of female bodies as sex objects?

[livius drusus]

Are you for real, SkepticJ? Did you actually mean this thread to be for pictures only heterosexual men would personally find arousing? :pardon?:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

So...I take it you have considerable empathy for those women who complain about the excessive presentation, in our culture, of female bodies as sex objects?

No. Let me put it this way. I'm not a prude so I don't care if there are graphic nude photos of men and women. If the people who were photographed were consenting and not underage then no problem here. I just don't want to have it forced on me if I don't want to see them. I link my photos. If you don't want to see tasteful nude photos then don't click on mine. I'm not a smoker but I respect a person's right to; but they can do it outside, in their car and at home. I don't want to smell it. I makes my nose hurt, literally.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Are you for real, SkepticJ? Did you actually mean this thread to be for pictures only heterosexual men would personally find arousing? :pardon?:

Yes to the former, no to the latter.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Now look what I did. I killed my own thread. Ignore me, carry on. :bag:

[Shake]

:cough: :nooo:
Ladies, straight men don't like seeing Robert Mapplethorpe's homoerotic porn ok? Link them. Oh Vishnu my eyes are burning!

Ahem....

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Turnabout is fair play, too.

I think it's an exacting and artful presentation of a vastly underrepresented photographic topic, even though I don't find it erotic.
I don't find it erotic either, so I'd prefer the links, I suppose. But doesn't Firefox have a way for one not to see such images? (I'm on IE here at work, and I don't imagine they'd like me DLing a new browser.)

[Johnny Pneumatic]

I think it's time for catgirls.

These beauties were drawn by Peter Keres
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/808504/Mmmm002.jpg

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/808504/Mmmm003.jpg

This one I'm cleaning the black background off of. I'm going to get good at Photoshop before I take the rest off.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/808504/Mmmm011.jpg

Someone had a bit of Photoshop fun and I like it. I wish she didn't have that degrading collar but she's so beautiful; and those stripes. Rrrrrow! :tiger:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/808504/Mmmm009.jpg

She's not a catgirl but I love her hips, breasts, pose, face, hair....everything.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/808504/Mmmm007.jpg

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Just found this today. I really like her face and the animalistic pose is very erotic to me; must be all those eons of Sexual and Natural Selection on my instincts.
http://www.btinternet.com/~general_zod/catmouse.web

[Ronin]

I have my own that I will always thrive upon.

It is not about animalistic craving...it is not about instincts...or catgirls or whatever, etc.


It is about universal superconsciousness.

So there.


:madlove:

[viscousmemories]

I'd prefer the Mapplethorpe pics were linked, too. They make me feel inadequate. :(

Anyway I think they're obviously erotic, despite the fact that they don't have the same kind of, um, impact on me that erotic pics of women do...

[Brimshack]

Hey liv, post all the Mapplethorps you want, honestly.

The scroll button works, as does the ignore this post button. We will live through the experience.

...just barely.

But nevertheless!

[Beth]

I say post 'em.http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/holy.gif http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/mega.gifThey are not just erotic imagery, they are art. http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/venus.gifhttp://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/painter.gif

[Crumb]

/me tickets Beth for using nonregulation smilies.

:wiggum:

[Shake]

/me tickets Beth for using nonregulation smilies.

:wiggum:
If you wait long enough, they'll become regulation smilies.

/me winks at liv

[viscousmemories]

Interesting bug in the /me hack. I'll have a look at that...

Meanwhile, god knows I can't speak for liv but I think you're gonna be waiting a looooooong time before she adds that green monster to her smilie horde. :didi:

[Shake]

Yeah, I thought that was kind of interesting too. I used the quick reply and selected the "Quote message in reply?" option, and was surprised to see the interesting format of my post. Even the word, "Quote" changed color.

[livius drusus]

The painter is already in the hoard. The others do not inspire me. :bull:

[Beth]

The painter is already in the hoard. The others do not inspire me. :bull: The site was given in the links. I figured that they were board approved. Besides, I do not know how to find half the smilies that I see people posting. I must not have the correct keywords. :innocent: :blush: :( please forgive me

[livius drusus]

It's okay, Beth. I forgive you. My keyword entry generally sucks, so it's probably my fault anyway. :comfort:

[Clutch Munny]

You know, I look at those Mapplethorpes and think: That could be me! If only I had different genes, ate one-tenth the fat in my usual diet, did 1000 situps a day, and was comprehensively body-waxed. So close to being a male model!

[livius drusus]

If those are the only modifications you'd need to make to match those gents, then you've got nothing to regret.

[Clutch Munny]

If those are the only modifications you'd need to make to match those gents, then you've got nothing to regret.


Well, there's a lot of room for honesty built into the first modification...

[viscousmemories]

:giggle:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Anyone else like this deer or whatever woman?
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/808504/fawn_girl.jpg

How about her? Yes, I know I rock.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/808504/delete002.jpg

[viscousmemories]

Blonde Pole Dancer (http://www.lightpatch.com/downloads/Email_jpg/Blonde%20Pole%20Dancer1.jpg)

[ApostateAbe]

Blonde Pole Dancer (http://www.lightpatch.com/downloads/Email_jpg/Blonde%20Pole%20Dancer1.jpg)You are not supposed to post pictures of bitches in this thread.

[viscousmemories]

You are not supposed to post pictures of bitches in this thread.
What bitch? She's clearly a ho.

[ApostateAbe]

http://www.turkstreet.com/a4u/gals/ifor/index.html

I found that on uh-oh.com. I blew my load just looking at the first picture, where she is holding a Hello Kitty book, wearing an army camouflage t-shirt colored pink, and pig tails. She looks as though she just got out of junior high, only she is probably an adult. I didn't even see any of the nude shots below it. It is like that picture was taken just for me.

[pescifish]

She looks as though she just got out of junior high, only she is probably an adult.That's an odd way to construct that phrase. I hope you don't mean it the way it sounds.

"It looks as if it is real butter :), only it is probably just fake :(."
"It looks as if I might get a promotion :), only I probably won't :(."
"It looks as though she just got out of junior high :), only she is probably an adult :(."

Or maybe it's more like

"It looks as if my kitten has cancer :(, only it is probably just faking :)."
"It looks as though she just got out of junior high :(, only she is probably an adult :)."

I dunno, that second batch just doesn't sound right to me.

[ApostateAbe]

She looks as though she just got out of junior high, only she is probably an adult.That's an odd way to construct that phrase. I hope you don't mean it the way it sounds.

"It looks as if it is real butter :), only it is probably just fake :(."
"It looks as if I might get a promotion :), only I probably won't :(."
"It looks as though she just got out of junior high :), only she is probably an adult :(."

Or maybe it's more like

"It looks as if my kitten has cancer :(, only it is probably just faking :)."
"It looks as though she just got out of junior high :(, only she is probably an adult :)."

I dunno, that second batch just doesn't sound right to me.
I should have said, "She looks like she just got out of junior high, even though she is probably an adult." And the two parts of the statement both deserve a :). She has the appearance of optimum youth, but not the illegality.

[pescifish]

Thanks for clarifying, Abe!

[Beth]

Blonde Pole Dancer (http://www.lightpatch.com/downloads/Email_jpg/Blonde%20Pole%20Dancer1.jpg)Fukken aye, man! You ROCK!

Since I am an avaslut, well, you know...

[viscousmemories]

Fukken aye, man! You ROCK!

Since I am an avaslut, well, you know...
:)

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Oh, X-Men smut. :lecher:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/965110/mystique.jpg

[Legs]

http://cinefilia.fezocasblurbs.com/archives/matthewMc.jpg

[Shake]

Wow! I've found a new source of hotties: Bollywood!

First, I came across the lovely Aishwarya Rai, and now it's Shilpa Shetty:

http://geetsangeet.com/gallery/data/media/41/sh9e961b.jpg

[Beth]

That outfit is hideous.

[Dingfod]

Hideous? Not hardly. Fashionable? Arguably not. I've seen a lot worse on any given day down at the Walmarts.

[Beth]

Is is by my scope. Is she pretty? Yes, but that outfit is just awful. Too much stuff is going on with it, a design disaster. And that thin fabric of the pants, well, any figure flaw in the ass or thigh area will be very apparant. All the goings on of it detracts too muck from her face. The collar and color is nice, but all the noise in the middle is simply awful. My $.02. :D

[Dingfod]

I was making no judgement calls on her beauty, only that of her clothing. Gaudy? Strange? Overdone? Yes, to all three, but hideous, I don't think so.

[ApostateAbe]

I figure that men have diminished concern for fashion when viewing bombshell beauties like that one. She would look good wearing a suit of duct tape.

[Dingfod]

Duct tape dress. (http://www.polizeros.com/2003/03/08.html)

[Shake]

OK, that's not the best picture of her I've seen, but I had trouble linking the other one from Yahoo! News pictures. Maybe I'll try again.

[Shake]

Oh wait, here it is:

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050526/i/r1322429658.jpg

Yeah, her and any of the Miss Universe contestants! :yup:

[Beth]

Much better pic. Very sexy, indeed! :)

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Catgirl when dressed up (http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/ssoh/cosplay/catgirl.jpg) :lecher:

[Adora]

She's cute. Not sexy, but cute.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

She's cute. Not sexy, but cute.



Are you bi or a lesbian? If not either then how do you know?

[Adora]

I'm bi. Boohoo, I don't find what you think is sexy in women to be sexy to me. Quick, call the mindpolice!

[Adora]

And just for the fun of it, I found a website the other day with all of Travis Fimmel's Calvin Klein ads on it.

Unf (http://www.pix8.net/pro/pic.php?u=14749PU1f3&i=521328). Awh yeah (http://www.pix8.net/pro/pic.php?u=14749PU1f3&i=521308).

Also, because a bit of Jrock fanservice never goes astray (http://www.pix8.net/pro/pic.php?u=14749PU1f3&i=521318), even if it is cheesy and sparkly.

[Carlos]

I'm bi. Boohoo, I don't find what you think is sexy in women to be sexy to me. Quick, call the mindpolice!

Interesting. Being tri must be more interesting.

Thanks,
Carlos

[The Lone Ranger]

She's cute. Not sexy, but cute.

That's my feeling, too. She looks too young to be sexy to me, though she's darned cute. For all I know, she's well into her 20s, but she looks too young to be sexually appealing to me.

Cheers,

Michael

[Johnny Pneumatic]

She's cute. Not sexy, but cute.

That's my feeling, too. She looks too young to be sexy to me, though she's darned cute. For all I know, she's well into her 20s, but she looks too young to be sexually appealing to me.

Cheers,

Michael

You'd have to be as young as me, maybe. Anyway, yes she is cute, but also sexy to me.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

I'm bi. Boohoo, I don't find what you think is sexy in women to be sexy to me. Quick, call the mindpolice!


No, but the way you wrote it was like you were saying I'm wrong, not "My opinion is she's not sexy, only cute."

[Adora]

... rrrrright.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

... rrrrright.


Glad you agree.

[Ari]

I thought I would bump this with a couple pictures.

http://www.fairygothmother.com/newimages/70-m520pin.jpg
But maybe in a color other than pink.

http://www.fairygothmother.com/newimages/37-08.jpg

[Morroskye]

Blonde Pole Dancer (http://www.lightpatch.com/downloads/Email_jpg/Blonde%20Pole%20Dancer1.jpg)
Newbie is exploring and found this ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bella]

Am I the only person who thinks that pasties are rather ridiculous?

[JoeP]

Yes. And hi, nice to see you!

[MonCapitan2002]

Am I the only person who thinks that pasties are rather ridiculous?
No. They should just show the nippies or put them boobies in bras.

[Ari]

No, not the only one. They do serve a purpose if someone wants to wear as little as possible without breaking the law (depending on what area you are in) though.

[Shake]

Am I the only person who thinks that pasties are rather ridiculous?
They can be, but I can also see a purpose for certain occasions.

That, and what Ari said.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

I like this (http://10e.org/mt/archives/img3/sita.jpg)

[xyza]

I rather like this (http://www.inannasgarden.co.uk/photo%20dump/back.jpg) :yup: :wink:

[Ensign Steve]

I like this (http://10e.org/mt/archives/img3/sita.jpg)

That's really interesting! :yup:

[Spherical Time]

Anything by the artist Joe Phillips. Even the advertisments.

Website used to be here (http://www.joephillips.com) but I don't find anything at that site, so perhaps it's disappeared.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Leopard woman (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/965110/leopardwoman.jpg)

[Johnny Pneumatic]

http://www.turkstreet.com/a4u/gals/ifor/index.html

I found that on uh-oh.com. I blew my load just looking at the first picture, where she is holding a Hello Kitty book, wearing an army camouflage t-shirt colored pink, and pig tails. She looks as though she just got out of junior high, only she is probably an adult.

Maybe in bizzaro world she would; she looks like she's 18-24 to me. :shrug:

[Veritas]

I rather like this (http://www.inannasgarden.co.uk/photo%20dump/back.jpg) :yup: :wink:

:puke: :vomit:

[xyza]

I rather like this (http://www.inannasgarden.co.uk/photo%20dump/back.jpg) :yup: :wink:

:puke: :vomit: BITCH !!! :P

only just seen this

[Legs]

Godless Dave :chin:

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~teeg0011/images/fatguy.jpg

[erimir]

I think this pic is sexy. Just wish his swimsuit was about 6 inches lower...