URGENT: What should I put on my free t-shirt?

[ChuckF]

Heh, not really urgent, but I'm going to do this pretty quick.

Vistaprint is giving away customizable white t-shirts for the cost of shipping. $4.41. So I figure what the hell.

I'm going to make a "ChuckF's World" shirt with FF's URL on it. I've still got space to fill, including a back for $1.50 more. What should go on there?

ETA: I just realized how spammy this is. I regret nothing.

[Stormlight]

Rude!

[ChuckF]

:shakestormlight:

[Stormlight]

Or that, yes. :vibes:

[livius drusus]

Oh man, Lees is going to kill you if you don't give her a Chuck's World t-shirt.

There needs to be some kind of Pimp Brezhnev reference, doesn't there? Can you have graphics or is it lettering only?

[ChuckF]

I can only choose from a limited set of graphics, but there's a nice globe one that will work nicely. Other than that it's just lettering.

There are too many things I want to put on there. Right now I'm thinking "100% Pomo Goodness Since 2004." And I still have space.

[Leesifer]

WANT!

[ChuckF]

I'm sure we can work something out if you come up with something good.

Howzabout "Brezhnev's Pomo Gang?"

[Crumb]

Brezhnev's Pomo Pimps?

[livius drusus]

I think Lees' shirt should say "Out getting Pimp Brezhnev his money".

[ChuckF]

:lol:

For my shirt, I'd like to avoid the word 'pimp' in order to avoid any confusion. Some passerby might think that I believe myself some kind of pimp, when in fact that's all Brezhnev.

[livius drusus]

Chuck's World: Come for the pomo, stay for the Brezhnev.

[ChuckF]

Pure poetess. Better than my "Do you have any pomo in you?" line of thought.

[Legs]

Just don't mention your schlong. :nojustno:

[Leesifer]

Chuck's World: Come for the pomo, stay for the Brezhnev.

:yeahthat:

Or "Pomogamy Rules in Chuck's World"

[Qingdai]

Whatever you put on your shirt, please take pictures.

[MonCapitan2002]

You should put up :glare:.

[Brimshack]

"Pomogasm!"

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Whatever you put on your shirt, please take pictures.

:yeahthat:

Of yours and Lees'. :giggle:

[ChuckF]

So I ordered up the shirt with liv's wording - the shipping was 50 cents more than I thought it would be, but what the hell. It will still take a while to get here. I also have a lurking suspicion that I may have made a typo, but I can't decide if that will a) make the shirt cooler or b) make me look stupider. Or maybe both. I'll definitely post some pics when it arrives.

BTW, here's (http://www.vistaprint.com/vp/freepremShirtsBC.aspx) the link if anybody else wants to make one.

[ITSOZAZ]

11:11

[livius drusus]

I feel pithy. I feel pithy. I feel pithy and pomo and yay! :tutu:

[seebs]

Just a side note: Vistaprint are sorta spammers. They keep saying they're not, and they keep spamming. There are other companies in the same line of work that do it better and with less nasty.

[Brimshack]

Vistaprint offers a lot of fantastic deals, and they do generate good product, but you have to keep an eye on them. They once ran a special offer that enabled people to sign up for a reduced price ($10.00) off your purchase for taking a survey. There was no fine print on that page, but when you clicked the button they informed you on the next page that they had just signed you up for a shopping club that would deduct $14.00 or thereabouts per month from the same credit card. You had to undo this yourself, and they made it very difficult to do so. Many people were caught with this one, and I am still amazed they weren't prosecuted. These days my biggest gripe is that when I order free postcards, they keep switching the backside to full color, which is FREAKING useless. I have to go back and edit the order to eliminate the extra $10.00 charge. Then it's free except for shipping. The deals are good to begin with, but Vista will play games with you to get some back. It can be very frustrating.

[ChuckF]

Yeah, I read some stuff about Vistaprint's shady side, but I find that reading carefully helps avoid those things.

I also enjoyed this comment on this particular promotion:
Low quality shirt!!! Color fade after first11111111111 wash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care about the quality of the shirt. I just want to know why those ones are there.

[Naru]

Yeah, I read some stuff about Vistaprint's shady side, but I find that reading carefully helps avoid those things.

I also enjoyed this comment on this particular promotion:
Low quality shirt!!! Color fade after first11111111111 wash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care about the quality of the shirt. I just want to know why those ones are there.

Do you really need to ask? :shake1111:

[ChuckF]

:bump:

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3518&stc=1&d=1205780763

[wei yau]

That's hot.

[Demon]

:wow:

[Watser?]

:thumbup:

[Naru]

I'd hit it

[ChuckF]

I'd hit it
You wouldn't even know what to do with that much dictionary.

[Dingfod]

I do. It involves the side of a head.

[ChuckF]

:giggle:

[Crumb]

:thumbup:

[Legs]

You're a skinny son of a bitch, aren't you?

Shirt looks great :nod:

[Pinecone]

It came out :cool:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

We should start a poll on what substance will cause the first stain on said shirt.

[livius drusus]

ChuckF's World? Are we sure this is the original Pomo Brezhnev Wonderland and Official DictionaryTM? :para:

[Dingfod]

I'm guessing it will be pepperoni grease from a Hot Pocket.

[ChuckF]

ChuckF's World? Are we sure this is the original Pomo Brezhnev Wonderland and Official DictionaryTM? :para:
Fear not; the F has a sound textual basis. A committee of experts certifies the complete authenticity of the Wonderland and the dictionary.

[ChuckF]

I'm guessing it will be pepperoni grease from a Hot Pocket.
:glare:

I do not - I repeat do not - wear a shirt when I eat hot pockets.

[Dingfod]

Mister Fristian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say O.K.
But you're Pomoing
You're Pomoing

[Uthgar the Brazen]

I'm guessing it will be pepperoni grease from a Hot Pocket.
:glare:

I do not - I repeat do not - wear a shirt when I eat hot pockets.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[ChuckF]

qft for hot pockets pr0n.

[Legs]

:glare:

I do not - I repeat do not - wear a shirt when I eat hot pockets.

Could we possibly get a pic of you shirtless? :wink:

[ChuckF]

:glare:

I do not - I repeat do not - wear a shirt when I eat hot pockets.

Could we possibly get a pic of you shirtless? :wink:
Absolutely not, Drunky McDrunk.

[Legs]

:kickscan:

[Crumb]

Can we get a picture of the shirt Chuckless?

:chuckle:

[wei yau]

Oooh and then put the shirt on the dictionaries.

[Qingdai]

Oh yeah, dictionaries are soo much hotter when they are clothed, you get to use your imagination.

Of course, ChuckF is skinny, look at the size of those dictionaries!

[ChuckF]

Will you pomo SOBs please stop objectifying my dictionaries? :glare:

[Legs]

We all have dic envy.

[Qingdai]

I do! I don't even have a dictionary. I have to rely on "50,000 Words." (http://www.amazon.com/50-000-Words-Divided-Spelled/dp/0832904325)

[ChuckF]

:nelson:

[viscousmemories]

I have that same dictionary set. We've probably discussed that, though.

Hot shirt.

[lisarea]

So do I have that same dictionary. We probably discussed that, and you guys just did it to copy me.

Are you going to wear that shirt out of the house?

[ChuckF]

Well sure I am. I can't wash the car or mow the lawn in the house, can I?

[Farren]

What if the lawn in the house gets out of hand?