Honey get over here, a spider bit me

[Watser?]

A poisonous spider was found in a box of bananas from Costa Rica in a supermarket in the Dutch town of Bolsward recently. A bite by this Brazilian spider, phoneutria nigriventer, can cause painful erections in men according to the report by newsagency ANP. Nobody was bitten, however.

http://www.volkskrant.nl/binnenland/article528120.ece/Erectiespin_tussen_bananen_in_Friese_supermarkt

[BrotherMan]

That's one scary spider
:eep:

[Adam]

So, I'm looking at the caption under the picture in the linky...is "loopspin" Furrinish for "spider"? Cause that would rock.

[wei yau]

Loopspin-mensch
Loopspin-mensch
Does vhatever a loopspin can

:spidey:

[Naruto]

Loopspin-mensch
Loopspin-mensch
Does vhatever a loopspin can

:spidey:

Does he have the same power as this spider? :eek:

[Adam]

Does he have the same power as this spider? :eek:

With that body, in those tights? :tmbrows:

[Kevlar]

Yeah, thank god it wasn't a radioactive erectile spider. What kind of superhero would that be?

[Adam]

Yeah, thank god it wasn't a radioactive erectile spider. What kind of superhero would that be?

He'd probably have more fun activating his web shooter.

[Clutch Munny]

And the crooks would need counseling after the cops found 'em all webbed up.

[Naruto]

STD - spider transmitted disease

[Watser?]

Loopspin means walking spider, spin is spider.

[godfry n. glad]

Yeah, thank god it wasn't a radioactive erectile spider. What kind of superhero would that be?

Beyelzu?

[Uthgar the Brazen]

:rofl:

[vremya]

"pijnlijke erectie" - is this what I think it is?

[Watser?]

"pijnlijke erectie" - is this what I think it is?

painful erection

so is it?

[Sock Puppet]

I can't speak for vremya, but I thought it meant "pigeon-like." I am extremely relieved I can stop trying to visualize that now.

[Watser?]

:ffeek:

[Kevlar]

Yeah, thank god it wasn't a radioactive erectile spider. What kind of superhero would that be?

Beyelzu?

:roflcopt:

Of course!

[Naruto]

ChuckF clearly hasn't seen this thread yet, or there'd be a link to AIDS spider. I'll pre-empt him:

http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/aides_spider.jpg

[Cynical-Chick]

Who the FUCK thought that was good marketing?


Gahhhhhhhhhhh.

[Naruto]

The French.

[Adam]

Damn those French, always trying to market their AIDS!

[BrotherMan]

Loopspin-mensch
Loopspin-mensch
Does vhatever a loopspin can

:spidey:

Loopsin-mensch!
Where are you coming from, Loopspin-mensch?
Nobody knows who you are!

:spidey:

[Nullifidian]

http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/aides_spider.jpg

Gregor Samsa and Linda Lovelace star in Deep Pedipalps :popcorn2:

[vremya]

"erectie" was pretty easy to guess, "pijnlijke" had me wondering.

[Shelli]

I can't speak for vremya, but I thought it meant "pigeon-like." I am extremely relieved I can stop trying to visualize that now.:rofl:

[Watser?]

ij is one vowel in Dutch

pronounced like this (http://homepage.mac.com/schuffelen/dupron2/IJhij.MP3)

[Farren]

"pijnlijke" had me wondering.


I think (from my afrikaans, which is a kind of kiddy-dutch) it's pronounced "painlicker" or "painlaiker"

[Watser?]

Yeah, the latter comes close. And :chuckle: @ kiddy-dutch We think it is kinda funny sounding.