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California Tanker
04-18-2008, 03:26 AM
I'm kindof surprised someone decided to make it a law, but anyway.

BRAZORIA - A water moccasin wasn't the most unusual thing police found in the late-model Buick of a man charged with burglary this weekend.

A day after police found a 4 1/2-foot long water moccasin in the car of William Eric Johnson, authorities discovered a live, 6-foot alligator lounging in his back seat.

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Johnson was charged with burglary of a habitation early Sunday after he was found with items missing from a trailer in the same park, Department of Public Safety Trooper Steven Stanfield said.

Johnson also was cited by a game warden for illegally possessing an alligator.

Johnson is accused of entering the trailer home of his employer's son and stealing a Wii video game controller and a hair trimmer, among other items.

Longbotham said Johnson asked a neighbor to help him load some of the items into the Buick.

"A TV was too big for him to carry by himself, so he knocked on a door and asked for help getting it into his car," Longbotham said. "The neighbor saw the man and the alligator and wanted no part of that." [Edit: Apparently he dropped the TV in shock, breaking it]

Johnson apparently drove toward Angleton on Highway 35 with the alligator loose in the back seat, police said. He caught Stanfield's attention upon making a U-Turn near the intersection of highways 35 and 288.

"He made a second U-Turn and almost hit a car at a stop sign on the feeder road," Stanfield said. "I pulled him over and, lo and behold, he had a 6-foot alligator in the back seat.

"He said he found it on the road and decided to get out and capture it," Stanfield said. "It's mouth wasn't taped, it wasn't bound. It was crawling around in the guy's car. ... He said he was taking him to a friend's house."

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Johnson smelled like alcohol, but authorities determined he wasn't drunk, Stanfield said.

"It was a weird deal," Stanfield said. "The alligator was perfectly content - happy. You don't see that every day, that's for sure."

The day before, on Friday, workers in a restaurant in the 200 block of North Brooks Street in Brazoria told police a man there was intoxicated, Longbotham said. Police found Johnson in the 400 block of North Highway 6 with a water moccasin "about four-and-a-half feet long" in his Buick, Longbotham said.

"He said he put it in the car," Longbotham said. "When the officer began looking, he told him there was a water moccasin in the car and to be careful - it'd bite. He said it bit him."

Johnson's left hand was swollen but he refused to be taken to a hospital, Longbotham said. Brazoria animal control officers found the snake, which had apparently found its way from the back seat to the trunk.

"It was curled up in a wheel well area," he said. "It was constantly striking at animal control when they tried to take it from the car."

The snake was removed and Johnson, who trims trees, released to the custody of his employer, Longbotham said.

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Ymir's blood
04-18-2008, 12:30 PM
First our guns and now our gators? Wake up America!

Petra
04-18-2008, 01:27 PM
First our guns and now our gators? Wake up America!

:laugh:



And that's one very weird story. The guy is lucky to be alive! :eek:

Ymir's blood
04-18-2008, 01:34 PM
They'll take my gator when they pry it from my cold dead throat!

Petra
04-18-2008, 01:45 PM
You can deep throat alligator?! :eek:

Artemis Entreri
04-18-2008, 02:57 PM
I've heard of people keeping baby alligators but usually they release them when they get too big.
Handling a moccasin is just insane. There were lots of them in the ponds where I grew up and I can tell you from experience they are aggressive. I realized real quick you don't mess with water moccasins, they do not flee they attack.

Naruto
04-18-2008, 04:02 PM
I've heard of people keeping baby alligators but usually they release them when they get too big.
Handling a moccasin is just insane. There were lots of them in the ponds where I grew up and I can tell you from experience they are aggressive. I realized real quick you don't mess with water moccasins, they do not flee they attack.

Water moccasin...Agkistrodon piscivorus...can be identified by how it swims with all of its body on the surface of the water, the white mouth, and the weird coloration.

I have a zoology lab practical in five days :yup:

Uthgar the Brazen
04-18-2008, 04:14 PM
I've heard of people keeping baby alligators but usually they release them when they get too big.
Handling a moccasin is just insane. There were lots of them in the ponds where I grew up and I can tell you from experience they are aggressive. I realized real quick you don't mess with water moccasins, they do not flee they attack.

I had the same thought. Learned quickly as a child in moccasin-heavy territory to give them as wide a berth as possible.

Demon
04-18-2008, 04:15 PM
:eek: How do you 'put' an alligator in your car?

What a crazy guy... :giggle:

Artemis Entreri
04-18-2008, 06:05 PM
Crikey!


someone had to say it.

Ymir's blood
04-18-2008, 09:48 PM
You can deep throat alligator?! :eek:A snake tried that a while back. It didn't work.

Artemis Entreri
04-18-2008, 10:10 PM
More alligator shenanigans; 5 Students arrested for trying to steal a baby alligator (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/04/17/ap/strange/main4025832.shtml)

Qingdai
04-19-2008, 09:09 AM
I'm pretty sure I used to date that guy,..
Nah.

Funny how when your read the Merk manual part about snakebites, "alcohol" and "young males" leaps prominently from the page.

Shelli
04-19-2008, 12:26 PM
:crazy2: