GodPossessed
04-30-2008, 10:00 PM
NEW YORK (AP)—Rudy Giuliani should not have received Holy Communion during the pope’s visit because the former presidential candidate supports abortion rights, New York Cardinal Edward Egan said Monday.
As expected, Egan’s body was found Tuesday afternoon in a shallow grave just outside of Brooklyn.
JERSEY CITY, N.J. (AP)—Three or four times a day, a banana shows up at the Liberty Science Center and complains about a pain in its side. And that means it’s time for some visiting kids to dress up like surgeons and scrub nurses, take a scalpel and go to work.
New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine declared a State of Emergency at the Liberty Science Center today, siting the accidental release of a gas known to cause hallucinations in reporters.
FLORENCE, S.C. (AP)—A South Carolina teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school may have to undergo a psychological exam.
A representative for the teen says he plans to play the odds by putting “C” for every answer.
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP)—A dolphin died over the weekend at a SeaWorld sister park after colliding with another dolphin during a guest interaction program.
The pilot fish was grounded pending an investigation.
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP)—A former librarian sentenced to death for fatally beating his girlfriend with a hammer has been found dead in his cell on Florida’s death row.
Somebody talked. Too loudly.
SAN DIEGO (AP)—A shark expert says an autopsy has confirmed a great white killed a triathlete in the waters off San Diego County last week.
Under a little-used Olympic rule, the shark now becomes eligible to compete in the triathlon. This will be the first time a shark has competed in the Olympics since 1936, when Gnash Gobblechomp placed fifth in the 100m dash behind Jesse Owens.
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP)—A federal judge has ordered the Interior Department to decide within 16 days whether polar bears should be listed as a threatened species because of global warming.
The Interior Department is pleading for more time, claiming it will take at least a month to determine if polar bears can be turned into gasoline.
PORTLAND, Ore. (AP)—A Portland high school is raising eyebrows with its brow grooming policy: shave ‘em or go home.
Despite the complaints of parents and students that the policy makes "(their) brains hurt a lot", principal Ziggy Stardust is holding to his theory of progressive education.
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP)—Authorities decided against prosecuting Vanilla Ice for a domestic battery charge since his wife recanted her original statement.
Police said his wife just misunderstood when Ice grabbed ahold of her tightly, flowing like a harpoon, daily and nightly. The pair will be attending therapy sessions to learn how to stop, collaborate and listen.
As expected, Egan’s body was found Tuesday afternoon in a shallow grave just outside of Brooklyn.
JERSEY CITY, N.J. (AP)—Three or four times a day, a banana shows up at the Liberty Science Center and complains about a pain in its side. And that means it’s time for some visiting kids to dress up like surgeons and scrub nurses, take a scalpel and go to work.
New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine declared a State of Emergency at the Liberty Science Center today, siting the accidental release of a gas known to cause hallucinations in reporters.
FLORENCE, S.C. (AP)—A South Carolina teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school may have to undergo a psychological exam.
A representative for the teen says he plans to play the odds by putting “C” for every answer.
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP)—A dolphin died over the weekend at a SeaWorld sister park after colliding with another dolphin during a guest interaction program.
The pilot fish was grounded pending an investigation.
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP)—A former librarian sentenced to death for fatally beating his girlfriend with a hammer has been found dead in his cell on Florida’s death row.
Somebody talked. Too loudly.
SAN DIEGO (AP)—A shark expert says an autopsy has confirmed a great white killed a triathlete in the waters off San Diego County last week.
Under a little-used Olympic rule, the shark now becomes eligible to compete in the triathlon. This will be the first time a shark has competed in the Olympics since 1936, when Gnash Gobblechomp placed fifth in the 100m dash behind Jesse Owens.
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP)—A federal judge has ordered the Interior Department to decide within 16 days whether polar bears should be listed as a threatened species because of global warming.
The Interior Department is pleading for more time, claiming it will take at least a month to determine if polar bears can be turned into gasoline.
PORTLAND, Ore. (AP)—A Portland high school is raising eyebrows with its brow grooming policy: shave ‘em or go home.
Despite the complaints of parents and students that the policy makes "(their) brains hurt a lot", principal Ziggy Stardust is holding to his theory of progressive education.
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP)—Authorities decided against prosecuting Vanilla Ice for a domestic battery charge since his wife recanted her original statement.
Police said his wife just misunderstood when Ice grabbed ahold of her tightly, flowing like a harpoon, daily and nightly. The pair will be attending therapy sessions to learn how to stop, collaborate and listen.