Fucking and Stinking

[Blake]

In the thread "Limits to Free Speech" in Forum Administration, Warren wrote:

While the inverse may be true, stinking will almost never lead to fucking, believe me, I know.
In my experience, this is also true; but not if you were Napoleon.

VIOLETS

In one year, 1810, Napoleon ordered 162 bottles of his favourite neroli-based cologne water from the parfumier Chardin. In a famous letter, he once begged Josephine not to bathe for two weeks before they met, so that he could enjoy all her natural aromas.... He was an unabashed odomane.

Norman Davies, Europe: A History

[Adora]

Considering the man thought there were rats in his jacket and that he could conquer Russia, this doesn't surprise me in the least.

Number one rule for conquering the world: Do Not Fuck With The Motherland.

[Dingfod]

I did say "almost never". :D


Warren

[Ronin]

Number one rule for conquering the world: Do Not Fuck With The Motherland.

*hastily scribbles a post-it note and tucks it in his boot to avoid the rats in his jacket*

[JoeP]

Number one rule for conquering the world: Do Not Fuck With The Motherland.

Motherlandfucker, that Napoleon.

[Petra]

*hastily scribbles a post-it note and tucks it in his boot to avoid the rats in his jacket*

/me stops bathing.

[Farren]

I have nothing to say on the OP but I have to give you kudos for the the gread thread title. :D