The Bible is not a weapon!

[Ensign Steve]

A baby jesus statue on the other hand ...

Armed and Dangerous (http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/2008/05/armed-and-dangerous.html)

[Ymir's blood]

The antique bible that my parents have would make a dandy weapon if the binding weren't cracked.

Also, part of me died looking at that blog. :undead:

[Ensign Steve]

Are you serious? That blog is fucking awesome.

You do realize that the pony princess theme is 100% ironic, right?

[Garnet]

As bizarre as getting whacked with a baby Jesus statue is, I think having a handle of Princess Sparkle Pony is just....is just...oh I don't know...fucked up.

ETA: Oh! Irony!


OK, now maybe my right eye will stop twitching.

[Ymir's blood]

Are you serious? That blog is fucking awesome.

You do realize that the pony princess theme is 100% ironic, right?Is it ironic to plunge a barbed dagger straight into my eye?

:stab:

the bright... the color... the PINK!!!1 AAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG

[Ymir's blood]

GGGGG

[Ensign Steve]

I'm surprised you don't already have your monitor configured to prevent pink tones from penetrating it. It's not my fault that you haven't.

[Ymir's blood]

It makes the viscera show up funny.

[Ensign Steve]

:LOL:

Edit: Yeah, why hate on pink? It's totally what you get when you mix pus and blood. :beloved:

[Garnet]

:gross:

[Qingdai]

Ymir for the love of all that is your eyesight, avoid a site called "babynamesworld"."

Also, the Condoleeza Hairdo Alert System on that page is hilarious!

[Ensign Steve]

Everything on that page is hilarious.

[Dingfod]

Ymir for the love of all that is your eyesight, avoid a site called "babynamesworld"."Or pinkpornstar if you're hating on pink. Don't ask me how I know about that site, I'm innocent as a newborn baby Jesus statue.

[wei yau]

Whoa.

Hurley tried to use Jesus as a weapon on last night's LOST.

These coincidences are really starting to freak me out.

[beyelzu]

wow, i would really think that a deadly weapon would have to be something that is actually a weapon but shit i guess if it could be used in a game of clue it should count.

[Dingfod]

Whoa.

Hurley tried to use Jesus as a weapon on last night's LOST.

These coincidences are really starting to freak me out.Get back to me when it gets to 11!1 coincidences like that.

[Demon]

:chuckle: So that's what it's like when God's wrath strikes you...

:facepalm: But that blog is... uh... :gaypride:

[Ensign Steve]

Quite.