I attacked a large brick wall last night and won

[Farren]

My car was totaled though. There is no way they're gonna bend that chassis straight again.

The road was wet. I was tired and had just dropped off my friend and coworker (and stayed for two glasses of wine before heading home, which I think combined with tiredness contributed to the accident).

The car veered to the left (I think I may have hit ice or a puddle or oil or something) and I over-steered right and left trying to bring it back straight again, but ended up spinning, bouncing the car off against two trees on the verge before hitting a wall. I think somewhere in the slow motion I pushed the accelerator unintentionally and made it worse.

When I phoned the cellphone company who's wall I knocked down, this morning, they seemed quite impressed with the scope of the destruction. I swear the chap on the other end thought it was funny.

No one got hurt, including yours truly. But I'm pretty pissed about losing the uninsured car I just bought cash just before a holiday in the UK. It means I'll have to pinch cash while I'm over there.

[Stormlight]

Oh my ... glad you're ok, though.

[viscousmemories]

the uninsured car I just bought cash
Ordinarly I have no sympathy for drug dealers, but I'm really glad you survived.

:manhug:

[Watser?]

Wow, scary. Good to hear you're ok though.

[Shelli]

:phew: :hug:

[oblomov]

congratulations on your victory and continued survival!!

[BrotherMan]

You may have won this round, Mr. Farren! But soon, oh yes SOON™, your pugs will be mine. ALL MINE!

:LOL:

I mean

:muahaha:

[Pinecone]

Damn! :shock:

Sorry aboot the car but glad your chassis isn't bent beyond repair!

[JamesBannon]

Glad you survived!

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Very good, my young apprentice. Soon, you will be a destroyer of worlds! WORLDS! :muahaha:

Glad you weren't hurt etc etc

[Watser?]

I would have hated to have a brick wall posting here.

Or should I say another brick wall :talkwall:

[wei yau]

Well, since everyone else said it, I guess I should say that I'm glad you're fine.

Man, sometimes this groupthink thing we got going on here is a nuisance.

Just kidding, I am sincerely glad you're fine

[Farren]

Very good, my young apprentice. Soon, you will be a destroyer of worlds! WORLDS! :muahaha:

Glad you weren't hurt etc etc

Yesss.... I just need to acquire enough cash for an enormous fleet of aging cars....

:plotting:

[Smilin]

Glad you are fine Farren.

Last week I attacked a stupid fat ass bitch who ran a stop sign at an intersection on my way to work. Bitch DIDN'T have insurance, but THANKFULLY the truck I had borrowed from my father had uninsured motorist.

He got a sweet deal out of the whole mess, I have to show up in court to testify that THE BITCH DIDN'T STOP, despite what she claimed to the officer.

Regardless, it is state law to carry at a minimum liability insurance so the State will be suspending her license.

Can't say I feel sorry for her.

But, I'm glad you are okay. Vehicles can always be replaced.

[beyelzu]

also glad you are ok farren.

though

all in all your just another brick in the wall.

and dont blame me all the funny lines were taken by the preceding bastards

[ChuckF]

No one got hurt, including yours truly. But I'm pretty pissed about losing the uninsured car I just bought cash just before a holiday in the UK. It means I'll have to pinch cash while I'm over there.
Just stay clear of Hadrian's Wall, k?

[beyelzu]

fuck you chuck,

i fail.

i didnt think of hadrians wall.

[ChuckF]

I know, that's why I did it. You lick my arse now so you can be popular again.

[beyelzu]

:kissass:

[beyelzu]

i got that right, right?

youre going to kiss my ass in public so i become more popular?

[Caligulette]

Yikes. Don't do it again!


And, yes, I am glad you're all right and that no one was hurt.

[Plant Woman]

Sheesh you all are a bunch of bricks.

But glad Farren and Smilie are ok. Farren becoming one with the bricks and Smilie becoming one with the ...

NM

[ITSOZAZ]

damn! glad you're ok!!

[Crumb]

Glad to hear of your victory, Farren. :unnod:

[Dingfod]

I'm glad you're okay, you drunkard.

[biochemgirl]

Yikes! I'm glad to hear you're ok.

[godfry n. glad]

And here I thought "hitting the wall" was just a marathoner's phrase.

And, boy howdy, am I glad you're thicker than brick.

[fragment]

Glad you're still with us.

[Watser?]

You know: at first I thought you were redecorating and had brought down a wall with a sledgehammer (really).

And now I keep thinking of this movie, Gegen die Wand (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0347048/) (Against the Wall) which starts with a guy driving into a wall.

Very good movie btw.

[Naru]

In the grand tradition of FF, a :shakewall: smilie will probably come out of this.

Glad you're okay, Farren :shakepug:

[curses]

Wow! Glad you're ok!

I almost said Wall's well that ends well, but that's not verry funny.

[Qingdai]

I've got nothing funny to say, (as usual) but I am glad you're ok and what kind of car was it?

They just don't make brick walls like they used to, eh?

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

:squeezle: babe.

[Adam]

Glad you're OK, dude. How many XP is a wall worth these days? Did you ding?