Farren
01-30-2005, 08:55 AM
I know some of you are already familiar with this but you have to check it out if you aren't. Or if you are and haven't checked it out in a while. Look at this. See? Its HUGE. Wait - that wasn't it - oh yeah, I was talking about
The Pornolizer (http://www.pornolize.com/)
This site generates a "pornolized" version of any website you give it. For instance, an arbitrarily chosen thread on FF ("Help JD cook") yields the following:
Ensign "Suck my tits dry" Steve Ensign Steve
Fascist "Fannyfarmer" Anarchist
Please help JD cook (2 parts)
Part "Dildo" One: Dinner tonight.
Okay, hell has not frozen over, AFAIK, but I am wanking to make myself a little bit more heathy (or is it healthful?). I am neither banging nor cuntlicking, and I thought I'd give fresh food a try. Unfortunately, licking fresh food is a asslicking lot more spanked than nuking a lean cuisine, so I'm kinda at a loss here. Please help! I want chicken tonight.
I have:
spews, plows assfucks
a potato
frozen brussels fingers
ketchup, mustard, lite mayo
orange juice, diet tropicana twister
salt, pepper
sweet n' low
skim milk
pickles
lite margarine
electric range, oven, microwave
gangbangs, griddle, cookie sheet
limited deep throats
colander and mixing bowl
aluminum foil
If that bores you then take a look at
The Dialectizer (http://rinkworks.com/dialect/)
This converts any web page you specify, or any block of cut and pasted text, to a particular dialect. You can choose between Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, or Hacker..
So once again, if I pick a thread at random ("So guys...") and choose the "Redneck" dialect, I get the following:
Beth
hmmm, dawgone it...
so guys...
ah have this hyar log thet jest ignighted in th' firelace. ah cannot hoof it to sleep now on account o' it is now ablaze despite havin' t'wake up at six in th' mo'n, as enny fool kin plainly see. Dawgone log laid do'mant fo' three hours an' jest lit,...bah! Fry mah hide!
How does yo' No'therners stan' th' cold weather? This hyar Tampan (not Tampon) an' her fambly kin barely bar 68 degrees F.
__________________
"...an' like moosic on th' waters is yer sweet voice t'me." - Lo'd Byron
The Pornolizer (http://www.pornolize.com/)
This site generates a "pornolized" version of any website you give it. For instance, an arbitrarily chosen thread on FF ("Help JD cook") yields the following:
Ensign "Suck my tits dry" Steve Ensign Steve
Fascist "Fannyfarmer" Anarchist
Please help JD cook (2 parts)
Part "Dildo" One: Dinner tonight.
Okay, hell has not frozen over, AFAIK, but I am wanking to make myself a little bit more heathy (or is it healthful?). I am neither banging nor cuntlicking, and I thought I'd give fresh food a try. Unfortunately, licking fresh food is a asslicking lot more spanked than nuking a lean cuisine, so I'm kinda at a loss here. Please help! I want chicken tonight.
I have:
spews, plows assfucks
a potato
frozen brussels fingers
ketchup, mustard, lite mayo
orange juice, diet tropicana twister
salt, pepper
sweet n' low
skim milk
pickles
lite margarine
electric range, oven, microwave
gangbangs, griddle, cookie sheet
limited deep throats
colander and mixing bowl
aluminum foil
If that bores you then take a look at
The Dialectizer (http://rinkworks.com/dialect/)
This converts any web page you specify, or any block of cut and pasted text, to a particular dialect. You can choose between Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, or Hacker..
So once again, if I pick a thread at random ("So guys...") and choose the "Redneck" dialect, I get the following:
Beth
hmmm, dawgone it...
so guys...
ah have this hyar log thet jest ignighted in th' firelace. ah cannot hoof it to sleep now on account o' it is now ablaze despite havin' t'wake up at six in th' mo'n, as enny fool kin plainly see. Dawgone log laid do'mant fo' three hours an' jest lit,...bah! Fry mah hide!
How does yo' No'therners stan' th' cold weather? This hyar Tampan (not Tampon) an' her fambly kin barely bar 68 degrees F.
__________________
"...an' like moosic on th' waters is yer sweet voice t'me." - Lo'd Byron