Peeing

[ITSOZAZ]

A question for the men, or for women that are exposed to many men peeing:

The best way to go pee is at a urinal. There is no real worry of splashing and making a mess. There is no lid to put up (for when you have the time). You can direct your pee and trace out shapes with it against the porcelain back. You can give it a good shake, though people will talk if it’s too long. If the urinal has a deodorizer puck, you have something to shoot for. If nobody is in the washroom, you can back up and see how far you can project your pee. It’s a real blast.

The washrooms at work consist of two toilet stalls and a urinal. At peak times, like around one in the afternoon, after lunch for the office folk, I am often forced to pee in the toilet because the urinal is in use. When it is really busy, there might be a guy in the next stall taking a leak as well. For some reason, I can’t help but tune into the sound and volume of their pee hitting the water.

Not all man pees sound the same. Some make a sound when hitting the water, like little bursts from a machine gun. The ones I am most curious about are the dudes that pee really loudly with a constant rhythm. What does that mean? I would say I have a mid-range sound on the scale of piss notes. Sometimes I can crank up the volume like pouring water from a pitcher into a glass, while other times it’s more like an Olympic diver entering the water. I tend to keep a steady beat.

So, those people that pee loud…I often wonder if it is a size thing. They sound like they have pretty powerful penises, to make such a splash. Is mine just medium sized? If a small dick pees in a toilet does anybody hear? These are the questions that plague my mind. I have to admit I am a little envious of the dudes that tinkle a triumphant tune. I wonder what I could do to pump up the volume? Are there exercises for that sort of thing?

I should look it up on the net. People put anything on there nowadays.

[mindbender]

I think you have way too much time in your hands. Try putting your dick in your hands instead and do something besides pee. I would consider that better use of time if you're that bored.

[ITSOZAZ]

:D

(what's wrong - your yellow sound a little mellow?)

[mindbender]

My piss is just bliss. I'm bored too, by the way, so it's alright.

[Sock Puppet]

Stand with your feet on either side of the toilet seat. That'll give you more altitude, so you should make a mightier sound as it hits the water. But don't slip and fall. That would be a hell of a thing to try to explain in the emergency room.

[Dingfod]

I didn't really want to comment on this topic, but I do have to say I rather like the splash-proof urinals at the new Target store in the Tulsa Hills shopping center.

[ITSOZAZ]

pee questions and problems...must be a canadian thing...

P-Mate - Female Freedom - The Freedom To Pee Standing Up (http://www.femalefreedom.ca/)

[Crumb]

I'm so glad this is not one of your picture threads.

[ITSOZAZ]

:D

well i did manage a picture at my site:

[biochemgirl]

The P-Mate is covered with a 4-leaf clover design as it is good luck to have one with you when you are in need.

:rofl:

[Dingfod]

I cannot think of a better place to post this handy device: UroClub (http://www.uroclub.org/index.html), for when you just gotta go out on the golf course.

[Maine Flaim]

Since we’re on the topic of peeing and urinals, there is question that I do often think of when standing at or approaching the urinal during “peak” times for bathroom use in the office. Is there an implicit code of conduct or mores, about which we men are reticent? For example, I find myself standing at the urinal doing what it is I do there, and someone I know well, from the office “pulls up” to the urinal next to (or near) me and says something like “Hey, what’s going on’ what’s the story with that bullshit training we have to go to.” “More psychobabble team building horseshit”. They are launching into a conversation with me during the act of peeing. What is that? Can’t this guy bitching about the seminar wait until after our dicks are put away? I can see some sort of acknowledgement of the person if you happen to make eye contact as one of you rolls up the urinal but going on and on while you’re taking a piss. Is this just me, I don’t know. It’s not like I have some bizarre puritanical homophobic thing like that if two guys talk while they’re touching their dicks it make them gay or something. I just feel like it’s a little strange. In my head I say “hey can this wait I’m takin’ a leak here.” Is this just me who has this experience?


So, those people that pee loud…I often wonder if it is a size thing. They sound like they have pretty powerful penises, to make such a splash.

And oh yes, the sound of my pee is deafening. :wink:

[Dingfod]

Is this just me who has this experience? No.

And oh yes, the sound of my pee is deafening. :wink:Yours too?

[ITSOZAZ]

i hear ya, MF...i find it weird when people strike up a conversation while they pee. i notice it the most when i'm at a sporting event or nightclub.

[beyelzu]

Btw Michael, in your long posting history, I believe that this thread stands out as the most stoneriffic thread you have ever made.

[ITSOZAZ]

thanks. magic things happen when my secret drawer is in bloom.

hmmm...i should use that :chin:

[Petra]

Yeah, so anyway, one day ITSOZ and Maine Flaim were forced to occupy adjoining toilets as the urinals were too crowded. "Woah!" said ITSOZ, "damn, this water is cold!". "Yeah" responded Maine Flaim. "Mighty deep, too".

:rimshot:

[Ensign Steve]

:golfclap:

[ITSOZAZ]

haha! :D