Nominate Best Thread Titles of July 2008

[Crumb]

:unnod:

Here's the chance for your voice to be heard! (You didn't think anyone was reading your threads, did you? :sniggle: )

Nominate thread titles here that were created during the month of July 2008 which you believe are worthy of the title: "Best Thread Title of July 2008". :D

Nominate thusly:

This is the title by This is the poster

[Garnet]

I Sofa King We Todd Did by Shelli

[godfry n. glad]

I love you too Mom, but You're not getting my beer. ~ by Dingfod

Clubbing outfits for the mature woman. ~ by SharonDee

How Canadians get a head. ~ by Legs

Thread where Ted Stevens gets indicted. ~ by ChuckF

Compassionate conservative in Corvette collides with crosswalker. ~ by ChuckF

Major Andy Shock Anti-Shock. ~ by Dingfod

[Crumb]

I Sofa King We Todd Did by Shelli
I love you too Mom, but You're not getting my beer. by Dingfod
Clubbing outfits for the mature woman. by SharonDee
How Canadians get a head. by Legs
Thread where Ted Stevens gets indicted. by ChuckF
Compassionate conservative in Corvette collides with crosswalker. by ChuckF
Major Andy Shock Anti-Shock. by Dingfod

[Legs]

OM NOM NOM by Ensign Steve

[wei yau]

Printable view for PM's by SharonDee

Unread posts by brikenjon

PNG attachments by JoeP

[JoeP]

Printable view for PM's by SharonDee

Unread posts by brikenjon

PNG attachments by JoeP

"I've completely lost it" by wei yau ... :scratch:

[Ymir's blood]

Printable view for PM's by SharonDee

Unread posts by brikenjon

PNG attachments by JoeP

"I've completely lost it" by wei yau ... :scratch:

I think wei yau is casting a 'protest vote' after irregularities in past nomination threads.

[Crumb]

:shakewei: Please make only serious nominations. :sigh:

[JoeP]

Irregularities? Impossible. This are the freethort for 'em.

Well, if we're descending to that, I insist on the inclusion of

"At least one new post has been made ..." by JoeP

oops, sorry Crumb.

[JoeP]

The following noms are serious (nom nom nom. OK, except for that bit).

Christians are ugly Pickles! by Julie
Don't be hasty with the pudding by Ymir's blood
How Do You Know It's Not Magic, Smart Guy? by Adam
Involuntary Masturbation as a Manifestation of Stroke-Related Alien Hand Syndrome by JoeP
It's funny now..until he makes a skin suit out of me. by biochemgirl
Thai school offers transsexual toilet by Watser?

[MonCapitan2002]

Here is THEE thread by Plant Woman.

I would consider nominating one of my thread titles, but I would consider doing so a violation of the spirit of this thread. Besides, the titles of the threads I created this month just aren't cool enough.

[JoeP]

I would consider nominating one of my thread titles, but I would consider doing so a violation of the spirit of this thread.Nonsense! Don't let that stop you!

Besides, the titles of the threads I created this month just aren't cool enough.OK, that's true.

[MonCapitan2002]

It would be improper and the height of arrogance to nominate one of my own thread titles.

[Crumb]

I Sofa King We Todd Did by Shelli
I love you too Mom, but You're not getting my beer. by Dingfod
Clubbing outfits for the mature woman. by SharonDee
How Canadians get a head. by Legs
Thread where Ted Stevens gets indicted. by ChuckF
Compassionate conservative in Corvette collides with crosswalker. by ChuckF
Major Andy Shock Anti-Shock. by Dingfod
OM NOM NOM by Ensign Steve
Christians are ugly Pickles! by Julie
Don't be hasty with the pudding by Ymir's blood
How Do You Know It's Not Magic, Smart Guy? by Adam
Involuntary Masturbation as a Manifestation of
Stroke-Related Alien Hand Syndrome by JoeP
It's funny now..until he makes a skin suit out of me. by biochemgirl
Thai school offers transsexual toilet by Watser?
Here is THEE thread by Plant Woman.



Keep'em coming!

[Ymir's blood]

Are Men to Blame for Women's Monkey Lust? by Watser?
Please, dr livius, I have a pain in my ... by JoeP
When you think of Sewage, think of George Bush by Ari

[godfry n. glad]

What? I have to do it myself?

I'll have my ocean with a twist of lime, please...by godfry n. glad

[Ensign Steve]

Good Customer Service: Hewlett Packard by Ensign Steve
Did you guys feel that? by Ensign Steve
Mad Men by Ensign Steve
Military question by Ensign Steve
Catholics to Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban by Ensign Steve
Register Register Register for School by Ensign Steve
Two WTF Pics by Ensign Steve
R.I.P. Estelle Getty by Ensign Steve
OM NOM NOM by Ensign Steve
Fucking rad color and design tool! by Ensign Steve
Move over, Gnomes... by Ensign Steve
I thought I was better at linux than this by Ensign Steve
Half-Blood Prince pics (or shameless self-promotion) by Ensign Steve
Sexism abounds at Merriam Webster by Ensign Steve

[JoeP]

I object in the strongest possible terms to the blatant self-promotion in the previous message.

Move over, Gnomes is worth putting to the vote though...

[Ensign Steve]

Yeah, I like that one, the other one that was already nominated (om nom nom), and the one that has "fuck" in it.

I considered paring down my submission to those three, but I really wanted to reach the height of arrogance. No point in doing something if you're not going to go all the way.

[Julie]

1'|\/| |_34\/1|\|' |=|= |=0r3\/3r By Julie

* Julie can toot her own horn too!

[Joshua Adams]

Important Stapler Awareness Bulletin by Sock Puppet
FF and I are going into counseling. by Caligulette
Good Old Fashioned Christian Charity by Adam
Well golly gosh. I'm the most horrible person in the world! by Julie*
A well regulated Militia - and suitably chastened gardening tools... by mickthinks
Fox News Sucks at Photoshop by ChuckF


* I guess the contents of the thread weren't lulzy at all, now that I remember what it was about, but the title in isolation ain't** bad.

** © 2008 MonCapitan2002

[Deadlokd]

<!I nominate Blank Thread by Crumb. Not because of the title, but because of the contents.>

[Deadlokd]

It's funny now..until he makes a skin suit out of me. (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16933) by biochemgirl.

[curses]

<!I nominate Blank Thread by Crumb. Not because of the title, but because of the contents.>

<!blank thread's an August thread, you have to wait another month to nominate it.>

[Deadlokd]

<!I nominate Blank Thread by Crumb. Not because of the title, but because of the contents.>

<!blank thread's an August thread, you have to wait another month to nominate it.>
<!Right. Okay then. I hope I remember.>

[JoeP]

I considered paring down my submission to those three, but I really wanted to reach the height of arrogance. No point in doing something if you're not going to go all the way.

Well, you still have a long way to go. You should have included something about how self-evidently bestest these were, and you should have reacted with self-righteous indignation and threats when I challenged you. There are several posters here whose style can give you some useful pointers.

[JoeP]

<!I nominate Blank Thread by Crumb. Not because of the title, but because of the contents.>

<!blank thread's an August thread, you have to wait another month to nominate it.>
<!Right. Okay then. I hope I remember.>

<make a blank note in your diary to remind you>

[MonCapitan2002]

Yeah, I like that one, the other one that was already nominated (om nom nom), and the one that has "fuck" in it.

I considered paring down my submission to those three, but I really wanted to reach the height of arrogance. No point in doing something if you're not going to go all the way.
You definitely accomplished the arrogance part.

[Deadlokd]

<!I nominate Blank Thread by Crumb. Not because of the title, but because of the contents.>

<!blank thread's an August thread, you have to wait another month to nominate it.>
<!Right. Okay then. I hope I remember.>

<make a blank note in your diary to remind you>

<!Good idea. I just have to make a note to get a diary now.>

[JoeP]

Yeah, I like that one, the other one that was already nominated (om nom nom), and the one that has "fuck" in it.

I considered paring down my submission to those three, but I really wanted to reach the height of arrogance. No point in doing something if you're not going to go all the way.
You definitely accomplished the arrogance part.

But not the height part? Are you saying she's short? :noid:

[MonCapitan2002]

I shall plead the Fifth.

[Deadlokd]

Doesn't work outside the US.

[Dingfod]

I know, it's pleading 750 ml.

[Julie]

It's OK ding we still call it a fifth sometimes... 'round here it's usually just called a twixer, which is as you can guess 26er said all at once.

[Plant Woman]

woops, see below

[Plant Woman]

<!I nominate Blank Thread by Crumb. Not because of the title, but because of the contents.>

<!blank thread's an August thread, you have to wait another month to nominate it.>
<!Right. Okay then. I hope I remember.>

<make a blank note in your diary to remind you>

<!Good idea. I just have to make a note to get a diary now.>

<ok>

[Deadlokd]

I know, it's pleading 750 ml.

That's about how much I need to understand MonCap's posts. :P

[Crumb]

I Sofa King We Todd Did by Shelli
I love you too Mom, but You're not getting my beer. by Dingfod
Clubbing outfits for the mature woman. by SharonDee
How Canadians get a head. by Legs
Thread where Ted Stevens gets indicted. by ChuckF
Compassionate conservative in Corvette collides with crosswalker. by ChuckF
Major Andy Shock Anti-Shock. by Dingfod
OM NOM NOM by Ensign Steve
Christians are ugly Pickles! by Julie
Don't be hasty with the pudding by Ymir's blood
How Do You Know It's Not Magic, Smart Guy? by Adam
Involuntary Masturbation as a Manifestation of
Stroke-Related Alien Hand Syndrome by JoeP
It's funny now..until he makes a skin suit out of me. by biochemgirl
Thai school offers transsexual toilet by Watser?
Here is THEE thread by Plant Woman.
Are Men to Blame for Women's Monkey Lust? by Watser?
Please, dr livius, I have a pain in my ... by JoeP
When you think of Sewage, think of George Bush by Ari
Good Customer Service: Hewlett Packard by Ensign Steve
Did you guys feel that? by Ensign Steve
Mad Men by Ensign Steve
Military question by Ensign Steve
Catholics to Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban by Ensign Steve
Register Register Register for School by Ensign Steve
Two WTF Pics by Ensign Steve
R.I.P. Estelle Getty by Ensign Steve
OM NOM NOM by Ensign Steve
Fucking rad color and design tool! by Ensign Steve
Move over, Gnomes... by Ensign Steve
I thought I was better at linux than this by Ensign Steve
Half-Blood Prince pics (or shameless self-promotion) by Ensign Steve
Sexism abounds at Merriam Webster by Ensign Steve
1'|\/| |_34\/1|\|' |=|= |=0r3\/3r By Julie
Important Stapler Awareness Bulletin by Sock Puppet
FF and I are going into counseling. by Caligulette
Good Old Fashioned Christian Charity by Adam
Well golly gosh. I'm the most horrible person in the world! by Julie*
A well regulated Militia - and suitably chastened gardening tools... by mickthinks
Fox News Sucks at Photoshop by ChuckF



40 even. :phew: I will start a poll shortly.

[Dingfod]

#12 there is incomplete.

[wei yau]

:shakewei: Please make only serious nominations. :sigh:

If I didn't know any better, I'd think you'd have it in for me, Crumb.

As you seem to approve of ES self-noms as all being serious. Not to say that there aren't some gems there, but "Mad Men" is nothing more than the title of the television show.

[Watser?]

He's got you there, Crumb :unnod:

[JoeP]

#12 there is incomplete.

Points 12 and 13 should actually be merged. It's just a very long thread title. What idiot posted that?

[Crumb]

12 and 13 are fixed in the poll. You should have contested my decision before the poll, wei. Sorry it is too late now.

[wei yau]

Don't get me wrong, I don't wish to see my noms up there in the poll. You were right, in that they were not serious.

I just find it interesting that you had no such qualms over ES' noms.

[JoeP]

Crumb is scared of ES. That's a theory anyway.

[Plant Woman]

Well she is green.

I'm just sayin'.

[wei yau]

Personally, I think Crumb's got a crush on me.

[JoeP]

That's a theory too.

[Ensign Steve]

As you seem to approve of ES self-noms as all being serious. Not to say that there aren't some gems there, but "Mad Men" is nothing more than the title of the television show.
That wasn't even the worst one, IMO.

I just find it interesting that you had no such qualms over ES' noms.
Surprised the hell out of me, too! :stunned:

Crumb is scared of ES. That's a theory anyway.
:nope: No way. He knows I loves him!

Well she is green.
It's not easy.
:kermit: