Wrong number call at work...thought he had an adult chat line

[LadyShea]

Ewww...I realized he had the wrong number at about the same time I realized he was masturbating

[freemonkey]

eeewwwwwww

[Dingfod]

But it was safe sex.

[livius drusus]

Hey Dings, where were you 10 minutes ago? Just wondering.

[Ensign Steve]

Wrong number, or intentionally obscene phone call?

[Dingfod]

Hey Dings, where were you 10 minutes ago? Just wondering.I was mastur... uh, gone to the store where my daughter bought me a soda pop.

[Watser?]

Did you charge him?

[LadyShea]

Wrong number, or intentionally obscene phone call?

Thinking on what he said, now, it very well may have been intentional. I suppose some people might get off on talking to random customer service personnel.

[Dingfod]

I get a lot of wrong numbers due to our toll free number resembling that of some other companies. Sometimes, just for fun, once I ascertain they are not calling me, I ask them what they're wearing. Then when they ask me what I just said, I tell them they have the wrong number, try again.

[beyelzu]

I am wondering the same thing es, I have never called an adult chat line but I would think that there would be like formalities before the chicken choking commences.

[Ensign Steve]

Not at 2.99 a minute! :stunned:

[Zehava]

Our 800 number is similar to and internal IRS help number (theirs in 866, everything else is the same).

I've always wanted to say something like,

"No you need FORM 109E10. Go to the 4th floor, room 417 and ask for Mr. Childers. He'll tell you to fuck off but don't take it personal. Tell him you need FORM 109E10, that will take care of all your problems."

Oh and ViewSonic's 866 tech support number is close to an 800 sex line number. I figured that out the hard way, from my work phone. :doh:

[beyelzu]

You should have Zehava, please do it at least once. I would.

[Zehava]

You should have Zehava, please do it at least once. I would.

(Un)fortunately I don't take the front line calls so I don't deal with these callers at all, but yeah, it would be worth it.

[JoeP]

Ewww...I realized he had the wrong number at about the same time I realized he was masturbating

Better than realising he had the wrong number thirty seconds after realising he was masturbating.

Unless you get a lot of wankers calling you

[Qingdai]

When I worked at Oklahoma medicaid, I'd get callers asking me out, telling me where to buy cheap tobacco products and old ladies asking if I could come over and do some yard work.

I bet it was intentionally obscene. I've known counselors who don't put their picture in advertising because it cuts down on obscene phone calls.

[One for Sorrow]

I've accidentally called sex lines a few times at work. My airline had the wrong number listed for Air Canada, so... I probably gave out that number a few times to passengers, too. :giggle:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

:rofl:

[Janet]

We are pretty certain one of our regular, creepy library patrons has wanked during telephone reference calls. He hasn't been coming around or calling much lately, though. Not since someone called the cops when a twelve-year-old girl complained that he touched her. The worst part, to me anyway, is that our director still won't ban him from the library.

[curses]

I've only had that happen to me once and I had no idea what to do. LS, I'm assuming you hung up on him?

Am I the only one that would have stayed on the line and really screwed with the guy (figuratively speaking)?

[cappuccino]

Someone should set up an Aunt Agony sex line.

[LadyShea]

I've only had that happen to me once and I had no idea what to do. LS, I'm assuming you hung up on him?


I told him I believed he had the wrong number and hung up, yes, eventually. He wasn't overt...said things like "Can you tell me about your services while I do some work here (heavy breathing commences)" and some chit-chatty stiff about his sweetie coming home for lunch. He didn't ask me what I was wearing or anything.

Only when he asked if we provided service for "adult chat lines" did I hang up. Prior to that I knew what was going on, but as I said he hadn't been explicit or anything. So it may have been intentional

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Am I the only one that would have stayed on the line and really screwed with the guy (figuratively speaking)?

:unnope:

Someone should set up an Aunt Agony sex line.

:hellyes:

[Plant Woman]

I would have fake muffled the phone and took it further from my voice so it sounded like I was talking to someone else. Then said: "Yes, in about two more seconds we will have a fix on this guy's location."

[LadyShea]

I definitely have his phone number...I work for a phone company.

If it wasn't intentional, and was truly a wrong number, I feel kinda bad, like he might be all embarrassed the rest of the day. As I said he wasn't explicit and talked about his "Sweetie".

If it was intentional, then I am creeped out that anyone would get off on calling random companies' customer service people and beating off.

[Naru]

As I said he wasn't explicit and talked about his "Sweetie".

Weird, that's what I call mine too.

[JoeP]

He didn't ask me what I was wearing or anything.

So ...

Dammit.

* JoeP resists temptation

[Dingfod]

She works at home, Joe, of course she was naked.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

:rofl:

[BracesForImpact]

I would have waited until he finished, and then asked him if he was done. When he said "yeah" a good response might have been. "Good, because at $5.99 a minute for this call I would consider you duly fucked!"

[LadyShea]

I got another one, talking about his wife finding out he dresses in lingerie. When I said "You have the way wrong number" he goes "Oh, you don't do counseling?" I said "No", and he goes on to say "I am dressed up on ling..." so I hung up.

It's purposeful....which is just fucking bizarre to me. What possesses a person to make random obscene calls to businesses??

[Adam]

I dunno, probably the same thing that used to inspire the guy who would come into the KFC where I worked in high school and jerk off onto the wall in the bathroom. Guess who always got stuck cleaning that up? Hint: it was the only male member of the counter staff.

[beyelzu]

and let me guess, they didn't have a sponge so you had to use your tongue?

[Adam]

Well, what else was I the person in charge of cleaning it supposed to do, leave it there?

[wei yau]

Aww, Lady Shea didn't like my birthday present for her.

:sadcheer:

[erimir]

Why don't you say "Oh, hold on, you have the wrong department" and transfer the call to someone else for the lulz?

[Petra]

I once got an obscene phone call at home. The guy said "I want to lick your pussy!" and I, taken aback, said "No, I don't think you do - I have my period at the moment and it's at that 'like chopped liver' stage", at which point he had the audacity to tell me that I was disgusting. :laugh:

[LadyShea]

Aww, Lady Shea didn't like my birthday present for her.

:sadcheer:

I cannot believe I now have a picture of you in lingerie in my head.

[Dingfod]

Like a foot?

[Naru]

I dunno, probably the same thing that used to inspire the guy who would come into the KFC where I worked in high school and jerk off onto the wall in the bathroom.

I didn't know KFC used Jamaican chicken recipes.

[Watser?]

I got an obscene phone call once, a girl called me and goes: Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me! I said: What was that? She says: You should fuck me! She sounded about 16 or so and there was another one giggling in the background.

[Dingfod]

I've received several such calls at work, the most recent of which went like this:

Me: Pipeline Control.
Her: I need a pipe up my pussy. (laughing in the background)
Me: I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't think I can help you with that right now.
Her: I need it really bad, a pipe, up my ... *giggle chorus*
Me: Call your local gas company, I'm sure they'll send someone out right away.

[Adam]

We used to get "how large are your breasts" calls regularly at the KFC. We also had one girl who repeatedly fell for them. Man, that job was way cooler than this IT bullshit. Well, except for the pay. And the customers. And the jizz on the wall. Other than that, though, it rocked.

[erimir]

As I said he wasn't explicit and talked about his "Sweetie".

Weird, that's what I call mine too.I call mine Luigi.

[Ensign Steve]

We used to get "how large are your breasts" calls regularly at the KFC. We also had one girl who repeatedly fell for them. Man, that job was way cooler than this IT bullshit. Well, except for the pay. And the customers. And the jizz on the wall. Other than that, though, it rocked.

Six ounces?

[Tanda]

Whenever I get stuck in a phone call with a salesman/telemarketer Joe likes to come up with funny ways of getting me off the phone.

My personal favorite episode was when I couldn't get this lady to understand that I was declining her offer. I'm pointing to the phone with this incredulous look on my face when Joe goes, "Ah, damn! The dog just shit on Grandma again!"

I was so dumbfounded at what he said that all I could do was mutter, "Oh my god. I gotta go."

[Sock Puppet]

That was good. Even better would've been "Grandma just shit on the dog again!"

[wei yau]

Aww, Lady Shea didn't like my birthday present for her.

:sadcheer:

I cannot believe I now have a picture of you in lingerie in my head.

You know, it doesn't have to be "in your head" only. Check your PMs!

Happy Birthday!

[LadyShea]

Aww, Lady Shea didn't like my birthday present for her.

:sadcheer:

I cannot believe I now have a picture of you in lingerie in my head.

You know, it doesn't have to be "in your head" only. Check your PMs!

Happy Birthday!

I should totally sue you for like mental cruelty

[Tanda]

That was good. Even better would've been "Grandma just shit on the dog again!"

:ungiggle:

Bad! Bad grandma! No.
:mutter: :grandma::shit:

[Wisesheep]

It would be nice to get some of those strange phone calls at work but instead I have to tell with getting calls from giggling kids asking how to turn on a Wii and how they are dissatisfied with their porn mags.