rumors of a king of the arcade hack

[beyelzu]

I have it from a fairly reliable source that their exists a king of the arcade hack perhaps from someone high up in the ff administration and not named tom.

what are the chances of it being installed?

[Farren]

You are so fulla shit Bey. As if shamelessly exploiting the poorly conceived mechanics of Bikini Bounce to rack up an easy high score wasn't enough!

Whatever happened to honest labour? When I was a lad (and king of the arcade), you had to earn your (thus far unmatched) twenty concurrent high scores by immense personal effort.

[Crumb]

What does this supposed hack, do?

[livius drusus]

It just adds a little block on Arcade home noting who has the most titles.

[Farren]

It just adds a little block on Arcade home noting who has the most titles.

:blush3:

I thought it was a hack to make someone King of the Arcade. Obviously I wasn't paying attention.

Sorry for casting unwarranted aspersions, Bey.
















Although you are fulla shit :D

[Crumb]

It just adds a little block on Arcade home noting who has the most titles.

Hmm...too bad it doesn't show the top 5 or 10...

[viscousmemories]

I'll see what I can do about getting this hack installed. :yup:

[beyelzu]

It just adds a little block on Arcade home noting who has the most titles.

:blush3:

I thought it was a hack to make someone King of the Arcade. Obviously I wasn't paying attention.

Sorry for casting unwarranted aspersions, Bey.


it was damn funny to see you jump to conclusions like that.

:tmgrin:














Although you are fulla shit :D

well,

yeah,

and?

[lel]

Yeah, y'know, I think we definitely need this. Totally. Except it needs to list like, the queen of the arcade too.

[Blake]

I disagree. I think anyone who wants to know who's king of the arcade should have to do it the old-fashioned way, like when I had to go through keeping track of Farren, bey's and my titles in a text file. That way bragging rights mean so much more, because you have to put in even more obsessive-compulsive effort on top of wasting all those hours on the games themselves.

[lel]

I disagree. I think anyone who wants to know who's king of the arcade should have to do it the old-fashioned way, like when I had to go through keeping track of Farren, bey's and my titles in a text file. That way bragging rights mean so much more, because you have to put in even more obsessive-compulsive effort on top of wasting all those hours on the games themselves.

Oy, do I have to go beat all of you in the arcade now? :popcorn:

[beyelzu]

I disagree. I think anyone who wants to know who's king of the arcade should have to do it the old-fashioned way, like when I had to go through keeping track of Farren, bey's and my titles in a text file. That way bragging rights mean so much more, because you have to put in even more obsessive-compulsive effort on top of wasting all those hours on the games themselves.

Oy, do I have to go beat all of you in the arcade now? :popcorn:
you dont want to challenge blake trust me on this.

I still cant catch his damn moon patrol score,

I will though, one day.

[Farren]

I disagree. I think anyone who wants to know who's king of the arcade should have to do it the old-fashioned way, like when I had to go through keeping track of Farren, bey's and my titles in a text file. That way bragging rights mean so much more, because you have to put in even more obsessive-compulsive effort on top of wasting all those hours on the games themselves.

Speaking of which: Anyone up to compiling a list?

I notice I've shrunk to a miserable six titles, so I'd like to take this opportunity to wistfuly recall the good old days and inform any newcomers that I once had

20

titles in the arcade, an achievement I think has yet to be matched.

:ovation:

No, please, stop... no stop... thank you, thank you....

[Farren]

And if someone does happen to compile a list, I reckon anyone who currently holds Bikini Bounce should be counted as having one less title* :D

Y'all know why.

*Or maybe some kind of a boobie prize. Like the "Anal weenie camper" award

[Farren]

Aah fuck. And I just remembered the Simpsons Shooter. That is so unfair. Its like the big five all having permanent seats on the Security Council!

Bey knows what I'm talking about. Rat bastard.

[Blake]

Well, I'd like to point out that not all of us were so greedy as to try to collar every single title we possibly could, and so I see amassing 20 titles as more of a mark of shame than of honor. Napoleon. :D

Compile a list, did you say? Well, a few minutes updated my old one ... and here we are--

Blake and beyelzu, currently tied at 11 titles each. :) Under Farren rules, Blake 11, bey 9, but I'm not like that. :D

Farren, yes, sadly depleted from his former glory, down to 6; still on Elba, but we'll see you on St. Helena yet. Honorable mentions go to relative newcomers Ray and lel, also at 6 apiece. lel's the new rising star ... watch this one, though of course she has a tougher challenge ahead of her than those of us who first arrived and laid claim to unconquered territory.

[Farren]

:oldman:

Just wait till I come out of retirement, you impertinant whippersnapper! Its an affront to empire builders everywhere when a flapjack-hatted rodent has the affrontery to call himself King of the Arcade! What in hell kind of King wears a flapjack on his head, eh?

[Blake]

Please. I was the original king of the arcade. That flapjack is my crown, and if you have a problem with Rodentiae, I'll just sic General Woundwort on ya.

And I'm in retirement myself. ;) Looks like someone's record has held up better than another's, eh? :D

[viscousmemories]

I have it from a fairly reliable source that their exists a king of the arcade hack perhaps from someone high up in the ff administration and not named tom.

what are the chances of it being installed?
The rumors were true, and I've finally got around to it. Behold, the arcade Leader Board (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=lboard)!

At this time the Leader Board looks like this:

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/arcade/king1.gif Blake
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/arcade/king2.gif Beyelzu
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/arcade/king3.gif Ray

[livius drusus]

Wow. I never would have guessed that was the order of things. Looks like the old school still dominates. :victory:

[ceptimus]

Hmmm. A new challenge. I already moved up to 3rd equal. :D

[Blake]

Man, have I got to try to defend my turf? If I do, it'll be all classy. I still regard the Mahjong and yes, the MiniGolf titles as rightfully mine.

[beyelzu]

it is so on now, I will reclaim my some titles and maybe branch out.