JoeP
09-11-2008, 11:15 AM
A farmer had several pullets and a number of roosters.
The farmer kept records and any rooster who didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. The farmer bought a tiny set of bells to attach to the roosters, each having its own tone. This way he could tell who was performing without having to be present all the time.
His favorite rooster, Butch, was a very fine rooster. One morning, the farmer hadn't heard Butch's bell at all, so he went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To the farmer's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. The farmer was so proud of Butch, he entered him into the county fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result.....
The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise was well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention!
The farmer kept records and any rooster who didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. The farmer bought a tiny set of bells to attach to the roosters, each having its own tone. This way he could tell who was performing without having to be present all the time.
His favorite rooster, Butch, was a very fine rooster. One morning, the farmer hadn't heard Butch's bell at all, so he went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. To the farmer's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. The farmer was so proud of Butch, he entered him into the county fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result.....
The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise was well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention!