I'm here because I'm here

[PastorFreud]

Hello, everyone!

Eye here this is a phun playce with lots of phun topiks. I also here that sum of the modereighters go gnuts with misspelled wurds. I'm hear to find out four myselve.

:wink:

[viscousmemories]

Greetings, Doctor. :welcome:

[Ronin]

Hello, everyone!

Eye here this is a phun playce with lots of phun topiks. I also here that sum of the modereighters go gnuts with misspelled wurds. I'm hear to find out four myselve.

:wink:

Moderators...we don't need no stinkin' moderators!

PS Welcome PastorFreud. :D

PPS liv will be along shortly to administer some good old testament divine wrath upon you.

PPPS Nice knowing you.

[Roland98]

Woo hoo, PF! Glad to have you here. :)

-Roland98, aka bulldog98

[Brimshack]

Greetinks Pasturefreed.

[livius drusus]

Et tu Pastor? How can I give you my cheerful welcome wave when I'm all curled up in fetal position?

/me croaks out a welcome to FF through the haze of tears

[PastorFreud]

Et tu Pastor? How can I give you my cheerful welcome wave when I'm all curled up in fetal position?

* livius drusus croaks out a welcome to FF through the haze of tears

Ok, curiousity satisfied. Future misspellings will be unintentional and worthy of chastisement. :innocent:

[livius drusus]

You are a good, kind man, PastorFreud. You make St. Francis look like Cartman.

[viscousmemories]

Ok, curiousity satisfied.
Is this one of those UK things? 'Cause I know it to be c-u-r-i-o-s-i-t-y.

[Ronin]

Et tu Pastor? How can I give you my cheerful welcome wave when I'm all curled up in fetal position?

* livius drusus croaks out a welcome to FF through the haze of tears

WHAT in the HELL?!

I was drawn and quartered* for a slip back in 2001 at the place that shall not be named...and PF gets the squalling babydoll routine!?!

I AM taken so far aback as to be absolutely meiotic.

<stomps off>




* [John Cleese] I got bettah [/John Cleese]

[Petra]

WHAT in the HELL?!

I was drawn and quartered* for a slip back in 2001 at the place that shall not be named...and PF gets the squalling babydoll routine!?!

I AM taken so far aback as to be absolutely meiotic.

<stomps off>




* [John Cleese] I got bettah [/John Cleese]

Oh, sweetie! There's no need to go from diploid to haploid over it; you know what she's like. 'Tis far nobler in the mind to go from dipstick to hapless, instead. No need for this meiotic stuff.



Thank Webster's Collegiate for dictionaries.


Welcome, Pastor Freud. It's great to see you here. I always liked you - sensible lefties rule. Or, at least, they should. :)

[Ronin]

Oh, sweetie! There's no need to go from diploid to haploid over it; you know what she's like. 'Tis far nobler in the mind to go from dipstick to hapless, instead. No need for this meiotic stuff.


Hold me.

[Petra]

Hold me.

Where?
:wink:

[Larry]

Where?
:wink:
Ah, hem. Would you two like the rest of us to leave? Or can I just sit here and watch? :popcorn:

Larry :)

[PastorFreud]

Is this one of those UK things? 'Cause I know it to be c-u-r-i-o-s-i-t-y.

Hey, that was posted before the "future misspelling" sentence. Don't give me grief over that one.

[PastorFreud]

Oh, let's just all hold each other. Thanks, Lunachick. :P , Ronin. You probably softened her up and made her a kinder, gentler mod. Don't be bitter.

[RevDahlia]

:biglaugh:

This thread is a fucking riot. Welcome, Master Floyd. (Was the best I could do on short notice, sorry)

[Ronin]

Oh, let's just all hold each other. Thanks, Lunachick. :P , Ronin. You probably softened her up and made her a kinder, gentler mod. Don't be bitter.

Oh, I'm not bitter.

Just scarred...horribly, horribly scarred.

[Ronin]

Ah, hem. Would you two like the rest of us to leave? Or can I just sit here and watch? :popcorn:

Larry :)

Showtimes 6 and 10.

Moist towlettes available at the concession stand.

[Petra]

Showtimes 6 and 10.

Moist towlettes available at the concession stand.
:girl:




:hookup:

[livius drusus]

WHAT in the HELL?!

I was drawn and quartered* for a slip back in 2001 at the place that shall not be named...and PF gets the squalling babydoll routine!?!

I AM taken so far aback as to be absolutely meiotic.

<stomps off>

But... But... Brimshack did it! He assaulted me with wave after wave of barbaric misspellings until I could no longer control my bowels. I was in a weakened state, Detective; I sweah!


* [John Cleese] I got bettah [/John Cleese]

Phew... You had me worried there for a minute.

[Petra]

Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.

Eye luv ewe, Livvyuss. Eye "sweah".

[livius drusus]

Do you see what I'm up against, Ronin? Who can blame me for folding like an umbrella?

[Brimshack]

Okay, my demands are...

um...

- Candy.
- That Shrub should no longer be President.
- That the original Van Halen be reunited and prove not to suck.
- That back hair be declared sexy, and universally sought after by all women (...no reason).
- That Brandi become suitably plural and afflicted with the smell of dirty diapers and waking at all hours.
- That the Original Tic cartoon be started up once more.
- That no kissy smileys should be implimented on this forum.

Agree to my demands, oar alce!

[Roland98]

- That no kissy smileys should be implimented on this forum.


No kissy smilies??? But then how will we show how much we wuv each other?

:snogging: :kiss3: :kiss2: :love:


And, er, yeah, good luck on that back hair one...

[Brimshack]

Kissy smileys!?!

ARRRRRRRRGH!!!


(Wy are you talking about back hair? What!?! WHAT!!??!! It's not, hmmph!

...Bitch!)

[Roland98]

Kissy smileys!?!

ARRRRRRRRGH!!!


(Wy are you talking about back hair? What!?! WHAT!!??!! It's not, hmmph!

...Bitch!)

/me points to avatar. Again.


And I notice you didn't mention your little impotence problem, Brim. Did you get that resolved?



Hey, call me a bitch and I'm going to use it for all it's worth...

[Brimshack]

Oh that? I decided that particular function wasn't really worth the effort necessary to try all that new stuff. Besides, I know you're always there to help me when I need it. :cool:

[livius drusus]

Okay, my demands are...

<snip apres-dejeuner trip report>

Agree to my demands, oar alce!

Fuck that, skippy. You've gone too far now and I've snapped back, and I'm badder than ever! :muahaha:

[Roland98]

Oh that? I decided that particular function wasn't really worth the effort necessary to try all that new stuff. Besides, I know you're always there to help me when I need it. :cool:

In the dreams of your desert-scorched brain.

[Brimshack]

Well you certainly did the trick last time.

:yup:

[Roland98]

:bs2:

[PastorFreud]

I'm so glad I could provide a thread for the lovefest.

[Brimshack]

Now, Now, Roland, you know very well it was you who helped me resolve that little matter.

(Hi PF, how's it going?)

[livius drusus]

I'm so glad I could provide a thread for the lovefest.

Look, I'm not going to tell you about my mother, so stop asking, dammit! :order:

[Petra]

Woohoo, a Lovefest!

Where can I buy tickets and how much are they? Oh, and what dates - my busy social and professional calendars say I can only go sometime between ...um....say, tomorrow and 1st August 2010.

Keep me informed. Please. Lovefests totally rock. And roll.



Hmmm. I wonder who I'll invite to come along me to this Lovefest? :think:

[PastorFreud]

ooh, ooh, pick me! Wait. I'm married. Pick Brim!

But send the payments for the tickets to me. :wink:

[Petra]

I'm married.

So, bring the wife! That's what a Lovefest is all about, PF. It's about sharing. :)

[Brimshack]

Hey baby!

[Petra]

Hey baby!

Hey, baby.
:wink:

[Ronin]

Fuck that, skippy. You've gone too far now and I've snapped back, and I'm badder than ever! :muahaha:

HooRAAY!!

* gets out favorite assless chaps, riding crop and alligator cowboy hat

[Petra]

HooRAAY!!

* gets out favorite assless chaps, riding crop and alligator cowboy hat

Hey! How come she gets those?

How much is she paying you? Whatever it is, I'll double it! :order:

[Roland98]

Now, Now, Roland, you know very well it was you who helped me resolve that little matter.


All right, all right, don't rub it in...

[pescifish]

No kissy smilies??? But then how will we show how much we wuv each other?
I know how I show it: http://www.pescifish.net/smilies/ticklefish-ani-trans.gif

[Brimshack]

Pesci? i didn't know you were THAT kind of fish!

...hey baby!