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Shelli
09-14-2008, 04:04 AM
Weirdness abounds... (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20469972/)


Least Competent Criminals

Oblivious: In August in Billings, Mont., federal officers recognized Wyoming fugitive Sterling Wolfname, 26, on the street, but the man tried to give a different name, seemingly oblivious that "Wolfname" was tattooed on the side of his head. [The Missoulian (Missoula)-AP, 8-14-08]

Fugitive Willie Vickers, 46, was arrested in Cleveland Heights, Ohio, in July on old burglary warrants after he volunteered to help a woman and a police officer get into her locked car. Vickers said he had lots of experience with locked cars, seemingly oblivious of tipping the officer to run his name through the computer. [WEWS-TV (Cleveland), 7-9-08]


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Recurring Themes

The economic slowdown and rising prices for scrap metals have provoked desperation and creativity among down-market criminals. A 42-year-old man was arrested in his car heading for a metals-recycling center in Miami in July with a 40-foot-long municipal street lamp strapped to the roof. And police in Williamsburg, Ky., easily tracked the stolen railroad rail in August, which was so heavy that it left gouge marks in the pavement as the thieves dragged it away. And the badly burned man found in July by police on a utility pole in northwest Dallas died days later (one of several who so far this year have tried, unsuccessfully, to safely remove copper wire from power poles). [WSVN-TV (Miami), 7-29-08] [Lexington Herald-Leader-AP, 8-4-08] [WDFW-TV (Dallas), 8-4-08]


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Names in the News

Arrested in Tampa in June and charged with possession of cocaine with intent to sell: Mr. God Lucky Howard, 39. Convicted in Kansas City, Mo., in June of 31 counts including 12 rapes and other non-consensual sex: Mr. Shy Bland, 52. Arrested in Broomfield, Colo., in August in a raid on a "massage parlor" that police said was a brothel: Ms. Mi Sook You, 48. [Tampa Tribune, 6-21-08] [Kansas City Star, 6-19-08] [Broomfield Police Department press release (The Smoking Gun), 8-6-08]


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:lol: @ Ms. Mi Sook You

Shelli
09-14-2008, 04:14 PM
Help me!!
:parrot:

Police respond to pet bird’s screams of ‘help me’
TRENTON, N.J. — Police who were called to a house in Trenton after people heard screams inside were surprised to find that the noise was a pet bird.

The people who heard the “screams” said it sounded like a woman screaming “Help me!”

It took police a while to get in the house, because there was also a big German shepherd inside. But once they got in, they found Luna — a cockatoo with a limited but loud vocabulary.

Luna’s owner had no idea why the bird was screaming. Police did not charge the family.

— WCAU, Philadelphia

Source (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26661223/)

Watser?
09-14-2008, 04:15 PM
:lol: @ limited but loud vocabulary

Shelli
09-14-2008, 04:57 PM
And then there's the not so weird anymore... :doh:

Adding to the list of stories that were formerly weird but which now occur with such frequency that they must be retired from circulation: (89) People who call the emergency-only 911 number for stupid reasons, such as Reginald Peterson, who called Jacksonville, Fla., police in August because Subway didn't make his sandwich correctly. (90) People who seem to lose all respect for the danger of walking on railroad tracks when they listen to music on a headset or talk on cell phones (such as the two people hit by trains three weeks apart in April and May on the same rail line in suburbs of Seattle). [WJXT-TV (Jacksonville), 8-2-08] [Seattle Times, 4-21-08; Seattle Post-Intelligencer, 5-7-08]

Source (http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html)

Shelli
09-14-2008, 05:04 PM
:lol: Weirdo furriners! :eur:



Recurring Themes (http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/nw080831.html)

Insurance companies, especially in Europe, seem game for underwriting almost any odd risk anyone is willing to pay for, and thus News of the Weird has reported on people insured against alien invasion, the Loch Ness monster, and, for three Scottish nuns, the expense of Jesus Christ's second coming if he were born to any of them. The bedding company SilentNight in Lancashire, England, recently insured mattress-tester Graham Butterfield's buttocks for the equivalent of about $2 million, finding that particular part of his body to be so sensitive to tiny variations in fillings that he knows, quickly and certainly, if the proper materials have been used. [BBC News, 7-22-08]

Stormlight
09-14-2008, 06:38 PM
:lol: @ the Scottish nuns.

Shelli
09-14-2008, 07:03 PM
Too Much Time on Their Hands (http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/nw080413.html) ... indeed :shaketp:

It struck Leo Hill, 81, of Lakewood, Colo., that he was being shorted sheets of toilet paper (in the 12-pack, whose rolls allegedly yielded fewer sheets than similar rolls in the 4-pack), and he earnestly counted 60 rolls, sheet by sheet, concluding that the shortage amounted to enough paper to service one sit-down session per roll. He took his complaint to the Denver Post (and even to the Better Business Bureau), but the reporter, trying to replicate Leo's work, found no shortage, in Leo's brand or eight others. [Denver Post, 1-26-08]

Watser?
09-14-2008, 11:01 PM
ASTONISHED drivers crawling through rush-hour traffic watched themselves being overtaken ... by a hamster in its playball.

Treacle’s tiny legs were a blur as her plastic globe travelled faster and faster.
Sunday Express | Odd News | Speeding hamster overtakes rush-hour traffic (http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/61299) :gerbil:

Shelli
09-14-2008, 11:03 PM
That had to be quite a sight! :lol:

Shelli
09-15-2008, 11:41 PM
Fla. police use Taser on nude man walking a dog (http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-odd/20080915/ODD.Naked.Dog.Walker/)

"A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer's commands. David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department said an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.

The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog," McCranie said.

McCranie said using the Taser was the only way to subdue the man without having to hurt him. The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment."

:rofl:

Garnet
09-16-2008, 01:31 AM
And a drug test, I hope.

Shelli
09-16-2008, 02:06 AM
:giggle: Yeah, that too.

Shelli
09-17-2008, 03:42 PM
Charity on the Cutting Edge (http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/nw080511.html)


"Obviously, this is not as important as helping starving kids in Africa, but it's the same basis," Karla Rae Morris told Canada's Sun newspapers in February. "They want to help us out," she said, referring to her benefactors who had donated money (from two men, over $1,000 (Cdn) each) so that she could afford breast implants, based on arrangements commenced by the Web site MyFreeImplants.com, which facilitates e-mail exchanges and chats for prospective contributors and collects the money until the goal is reached. "It's like donating to any charity," said Morris, of her donors. "You feel like you're doing good." [Sun Newspapers, 2-28-08]

Yeah, who cares about food? :meh:

It's all about the bewbs! :shakebewb:

JoeP
09-17-2008, 04:49 PM
If she stuck with her real boobs, she could personally go and feed starving kids in Africa. Where are her priorities?

Shelli
09-17-2008, 05:16 PM
:laughdie:

Shelli
09-20-2008, 01:26 AM
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Shelli
09-20-2008, 01:50 AM
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Shelli
09-20-2008, 01:51 AM
This one deserves a post all it's own... :lol:

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/8/pyzamphonehead.jpg

Shelli
09-20-2008, 02:00 AM
http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/9/teset.jpg

:LOL:

Shelli
09-20-2008, 02:07 AM
:orly:

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Shelli
09-20-2008, 03:09 AM
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Shelli
09-20-2008, 03:19 AM
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Shelli
09-20-2008, 03:21 AM
For some reason, I really like this one from above:

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/f/xmas.jpg

:edit: It's now my desktop at home. :biggrin:

Uthgar the Brazen
09-20-2008, 10:45 AM
:rughide:

Shelli
09-20-2008, 01:07 PM
:biggrin:

Shelli
09-21-2008, 03:42 AM
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Ensign Steve
09-21-2008, 03:47 AM
http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/d/Image14.jpg

I would totally wear that!

Shelli
09-21-2008, 05:01 AM
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mindbender
09-21-2008, 08:32 AM
MORE! MORE! MORE!

Watser?
09-21-2008, 10:00 PM
http://oase.xizz.biz/panda.jpg

Watser?
09-21-2008, 10:03 PM
http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/1/Film_at_11.jpg

Shelli
09-22-2008, 12:53 AM
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Shelli
09-22-2008, 12:59 AM
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Shelli
09-22-2008, 12:59 AM
http://blog.advoor.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/americanworld.gif

Shelli
09-22-2008, 01:11 AM
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Shelli
09-22-2008, 01:11 AM
http://blog.advoor.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/oneuseonlyln5.jpg

Watser?
09-22-2008, 01:18 AM
http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-content/pictures/statues/statue10.jpg

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Shelli
09-22-2008, 01:20 AM
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Shelli
09-22-2008, 01:20 AM
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Shelli
09-22-2008, 01:29 AM
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Shelli
09-22-2008, 01:33 AM
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Kyuss Apollo
09-22-2008, 05:23 AM
http://blog.advoor.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/americanworld.gif


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Shelli
09-23-2008, 01:25 AM
:stwitch:

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Shelli
09-23-2008, 01:34 AM
:glare:

http://www.anvari.org/db/cols/Weird_Signs/you%20named%20it%20what6.jpg



http://www.anvari.org/db/cols/Weird_Signs/you%20named%20it%20what1.jpg

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http://www.anvari.org/db/cols/Weird_Signs/4.jpg

Shelli
09-23-2008, 01:51 AM
http://lh3.google.ca/abramsv/R7Dx06oDzmI/AAAAAAAAIFM/ExQIWLGoiWU/joy.jpg?imgmax=512

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Ymir's blood
09-23-2008, 02:11 AM
jowon soldae
:psst:

:rofl:

Shelli
09-23-2008, 08:56 PM
what the... :stwitch:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/docs/gabe/pooh.jpg


:rofl:

Ensign Steve
09-23-2008, 11:47 PM
what the...

:yeahthat:

Watser?
09-24-2008, 01:29 AM
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Master Taran
09-24-2008, 01:39 AM
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Shelli
09-24-2008, 01:51 AM
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Master Taran
09-24-2008, 02:10 AM
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Shelli
09-24-2008, 02:38 AM
:lol: @ LOL and the duct taped lady

Ymir's blood
09-24-2008, 02:53 AM
what the...

:yeahthat:
:innocent:

Shelli
09-24-2008, 11:43 AM
:shakeskull:

:giggle:

Master Taran
09-24-2008, 07:06 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Religion/littleboy.jpg

Watser?
09-24-2008, 07:25 PM
:rofl:

Crumb
09-24-2008, 07:52 PM
:stunned:

Master Taran
09-24-2008, 09:05 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Alcohol/190-partyhard.jpg

Shelli
09-24-2008, 09:15 PM
funneh
:pumpkin:

Shelli
09-25-2008, 12:16 AM
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Qingdai
09-25-2008, 06:58 AM
BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Kidman hails 'fertile waterfalls' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7633455.stm)

One for Sorrow
09-25-2008, 02:13 PM
Man charged with passing gas at a cop (http://news.aol.com/article/man-charged-with-passing-gas-at-cop/187707)

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (Sept. 25) -- A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

<snip>

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

<snip>

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

Watser?
09-25-2008, 02:18 PM
Hehehe, I was just reading that :fart:

Shelli
09-25-2008, 02:31 PM
:giggle: @ :miranda::pitfart:

:okaaay: @ 'Fertility waters' .. I think the stars are called such because that's where their heads are at .. when they're not up their asses that is. :butthurt:

Sock Puppet
09-25-2008, 03:11 PM
It's not as bad as I thought; I misread the link as Kidman has "fertile waterfalls."

Shelli
09-25-2008, 05:17 PM
:lol:

Shelli
09-26-2008, 08:36 PM
:lol:

http://mightywombat.com/toons/exercisebike.gif

Shelli
09-26-2008, 08:40 PM
... and how true it is. :yup2:

I couldn't find a couple pairs of sweat pants for about a MONTH now.. :scratch:

I was brushing the dogs last night when I looked up and there they were on my my treadmill. :giggle:

Master Taran
09-26-2008, 08:41 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Strange/145-monkeytattoo.jpg

Shelli
09-26-2008, 08:42 PM
:stwitch: .... :LOL:

Master Taran
09-26-2008, 08:46 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/People/264-guntattoo.jpg

Qingdai
09-26-2008, 08:56 PM
Oh we are at tattoos then?

Heh.

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/1/6/5/0/08_no_regrets_thumb.jpg (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=4770&c=member&imageuser=1650)

Master Taran
09-26-2008, 09:00 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/People/76-cowbelly.jpg

Ensign Steve
09-27-2008, 12:36 AM
Looks like beyelzu got a second job promoting the lottery!

http://willdo.pwblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/092508quinto4.jpg


Philadelphia Will Do » Horrifying Lottery Mascots Terrorize Gallery (http://willdo.pwblogs.com/2008/09/25/horrifying-lottery-mascots-terrorize-gallery/)

Ensign Steve
09-27-2008, 12:40 AM
Punk rock turtle:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/26/article-0-02CE30A600000578-968_468x341.jpg

Pictured: The punk rock turtle with a bright green mohawk | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1062575/Pictured-The-punk-rock-turtle-bright-green-mohawk.html)

Qingdai
09-27-2008, 12:51 AM
The snail is an added nice touch.

Shelli
09-27-2008, 02:11 AM
:giggle:

Shelli
09-27-2008, 02:19 AM
http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/775-funnyhair.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/688-funny-ad.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/687-passwithcare.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/667-what-service.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/665-i-fit.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/664-idiot.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/662-redneck-wheelchair.jpg

Shelli
09-27-2008, 02:26 AM
:lol:

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/634-good-advice.jpg

Master Taran
09-27-2008, 07:40 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/People/77-chopperhair.jpg

Ensign Steve
09-27-2008, 11:50 PM
Two-headed tortise

http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/torty4-300x197.jpg

Two-Headed Tortoise Born In China | Weird Asia News (http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/09/24/two-headed-tortoise-born-in-chinese-province/)

Master Taran
09-28-2008, 12:12 AM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Work/3-worknotice.jpg

Shelli
09-28-2008, 12:34 AM
:clap: @ work break sign

Master Taran
09-28-2008, 12:41 AM
:bow2:

Shelli
09-28-2008, 03:14 AM
http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/650-crowded.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/649-cool-vest.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/645-new-beetle.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/643-super-dude.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/629-funny-sign.jpg

Shelli
09-28-2008, 03:15 AM
:fail:

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/619-blonde.jpg

Shelli
09-28-2008, 03:20 AM
http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/610-nudist-colony-sign.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/605-funny-haircut.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/595-in-a-rush.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/561-rofl.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/555-anti.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/550-hard-drive-table.jpg

Shelli
09-28-2008, 03:20 AM
Now, THAT'S a friend...

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/549-chair-buddy.jpg

Shelli
09-28-2008, 03:26 AM
http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/545-funny-sign.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/542-mcsupersized.jpg

:orly:
http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/539-stupid-warning.jpg

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/532-milkbath.jpg

Master Taran
09-28-2008, 03:38 AM
http://alp.truckandbarter.com/images/bagman.jpg

http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/People/54-vday.jpg

Shelli
09-29-2008, 02:33 PM
She should have smelled the coffee first (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26917664/)

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - It wasn't just the caffeine that gave an Iowa woman an extra jolt after she had her morning coffee. It was also the bat she found in the filter.

The Iowa Department of Public Health says the woman reported a bat in her house but wasn't too worried about it. She turned on her automatic coffee maker before bedtime and drank her coffee the next morning.

She discovered the bat in the filter when she went to clean it that night. The woman has undergone treatment for possible rabies.

Health officials say that the bat was sent to a lab but that its brain was too cooked by the hot water to determine whether it had rabies.

mmm.. do I smell coffee?
:bigbat:

Ymir's blood
09-29-2008, 10:29 PM
cafe batte?

Shelli
09-29-2008, 10:31 PM
:giggle:

Master Taran
09-30-2008, 07:00 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Children/174-boobies.jpg

Shelli
09-30-2008, 07:47 PM
:chuckle:

Lady Brik
09-30-2008, 08:26 PM
This is fast becoming my favorite thread. :)

Master Taran
09-30-2008, 08:31 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Products/rewinder.jpg

Shelli
09-30-2008, 08:43 PM
:stwitch: :lol:

Master Taran
09-30-2008, 08:51 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Products/199-mcladen.jpg

Shelli
10-01-2008, 12:17 AM
:lol: @ :gross:

Pan Narrans
10-01-2008, 08:49 AM
http://spinster.mu.nu/GeekTattoo.jpg

Watser?
10-01-2008, 02:45 PM
http://momgrind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sausage-ad.JPG

Master Taran
10-01-2008, 04:51 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Work/shitjob.jpg

Qingdai
10-02-2008, 06:51 AM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/alliterationwtf/otherwhitemeat.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/alliterationwtf/Picture002.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/alliterationwtf/hasselhoffian-recursion.gif
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/alliterationwtf/batspapa.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/alliterationwtf/mcdonalds.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/alliterationwtf/4zv8geo.jpg

Qingdai
10-02-2008, 06:53 AM
Oh and this is something my husband found while walking around the neighborhood with my mom.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/alliterationwtf/graffiti2.jpg

Tell your friends!

Ensign Steve
10-02-2008, 06:54 AM
Who fucks bitches?

Honestly, I've lived in the city my whole life and I still can't read the language. :doh:

Ensign Steve
10-02-2008, 02:34 PM
http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/200809/errord/divByZero.jpg

http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/200809/errord/wtf.jpg

Master Taran
10-02-2008, 03:28 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Stupid/282-crappyjob.jpg

Watser?
10-02-2008, 03:29 PM
http://imagechan.com/images/photo.jpeg

Master Taran
10-02-2008, 06:48 PM
http://www.themadhat.com/images/vader-fail.jpg

Shelli
10-02-2008, 08:07 PM
:shakevader:

Qingdai
10-03-2008, 06:16 AM
Who fucks bitches?

Honestly, I've lived in the city my whole life and I still can't read the language. :doh:

That is one of the beauties of that particular piece. I can sometimes read that writing, but there? Not a clue.

Master Taran
10-03-2008, 07:14 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Strange/73-krispykrime.jpg

Ymir's blood
10-03-2008, 09:06 PM
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4279&stc=1&d=1223064356

:popcorn:

Master Taran
10-03-2008, 09:12 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Stupid/cops_suck.jpg

Ensign Steve
10-04-2008, 05:14 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/03/article-1067651-02E336B600000578-772_468x458.jpg

Pictured: The incredible Siamese twin fish conjoined at the stomach (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1067651/Pictured-The-incredible-Siamese-twin-fish-conjoined-stomach.html)

Master Taran
10-04-2008, 09:40 PM
http://onlyweird.com/wp-content/images/human/weird-eyes.jpg

Ensign Steve
10-04-2008, 09:42 PM
She needs her eyebrows waxed.

Master Taran
10-04-2008, 09:50 PM
She needs her eyebrows waxed.:spew:

Watser?
10-04-2008, 10:53 PM
http://www.popularemails.com/images/horribleaccident.JPG


:gasp: :cry:

Ensign Steve
10-05-2008, 05:49 AM
:ohno:

Master Taran
10-05-2008, 09:49 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Signs/fuckup.jpg

Ensign Steve
10-05-2008, 09:50 PM
Sucks being Todd. :sadno:

Shelli
10-05-2008, 10:00 PM
:lol:

Ymir's blood
10-05-2008, 11:32 PM
http://media.funlol.com/content/img/disgusting-carrot.jpg

Watser?
10-05-2008, 11:35 PM
http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/2000/luckycopper1bq6.jpg

Ymir's blood
10-05-2008, 11:51 PM
Hate to be a spoilsport, but sidewinders are heat seeking not radar based, and also air-to-air, not air-to-ground.

Master Taran
10-05-2008, 11:51 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Oops/29-speeding.jpg

Watser?
10-06-2008, 02:44 PM
http://media.fukung.net/images/4742/cat_death_fire.gif

Shelli
10-06-2008, 04:09 PM
:rofl:

Watser?
10-06-2008, 08:58 PM
http://www.pebblesonthebeach.com/images/mikelitoris.jpg

Ensign Steve
10-06-2008, 09:50 PM
Turtle Got A New Set Of Wheels - Photos - KNTV | San Francisco (http://www.nbc11.com/slideshow/news/17635374/detail.html)

Turtle gets wheels after dog eats feets off. :turtle:

Kael
10-07-2008, 04:01 AM
Ok, I can't read this thread in public anymore... The lulz are too hard to hold back, and I'm tired of embarassing myself in the library...

Master Taran
10-07-2008, 07:55 PM
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/3335/0/Weird_Art.ashx

Watser?
10-07-2008, 08:01 PM
:lmao:

JoeP
10-07-2008, 08:18 PM
:gooduse:

Watser?
10-07-2008, 11:28 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/c9WKbOPOodimwg6xVGbwOrAC_400.jpg

Zehava
10-08-2008, 05:32 PM
what the...

:yeahthat:

Penny Arcade (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/03/31/), March 31, 2006

More information (http://www.penny-arcade.com/2006/4/3/), and the original wallpaper.

Master Taran
10-09-2008, 06:00 PM
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/1616/0/Weird_Cell_Phone_Holder.ashx

Watser?
10-09-2008, 06:12 PM
:egad:

Shelli
10-10-2008, 01:33 PM
Wisconsin man chooses humiliation rather than jail time as punishment (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27106369/?GT1=43001)

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. - A man who caused damage at a waste water treatment plant in Eau Claire has decided to pick public humiliation over jail time to pay for his crime.

Eau Claire County Judge Paul Lenz gave Shane McQuillan an option after he was found guilty of criminal damage to property for ramming his car into a closed gate at the plant.

McQuillan could spent time in jail, or spend a day outside the plant holding a sign that says "I was stupid." McQuillan chose the sign sentence Wednesday.

The 22-year-old told an officer after the incident last March that he had been drinking and was "just being stupid."

:stupid: :lol:

Shelli
10-11-2008, 01:19 AM
Woman Tells Officer She Was Sold 'Bad Crack' (http://www.news4jax.com/news/10561597/detail.html)

PUTNAM COUNTY, Fla. -- A North Carolina woman was arrested on Friday night after complaining to Putnam County deputy about the quality of the crack cocaine she had purchased.

Eloise D. Reaves, 50, walked up to Deputy Jeffery Pedrick at about 11:30 p.m. while he was working a call at a convenience store located at the corner of state Road 20 and state Road 21 in the Hawthorne area of Putnam County.

According to police, Reaves told the deputy that a man in the parking lot had sold her bad crack. They said Reaves then took the crack from out of her mouth and placed it on the trunk of the deputy's patrol car.

Pedrick informed Reaves that if the substance tested positive for cocaine, she would be arrested. When the test came back positive, Reaves complained that it was wax and cocaine mixed, and that she wanted the deputy to make the man give her her money back.

Reaves was arrested and booked into the Putnam County Jail and held on $1,504 bond, on which she was later released.

Police said the man whom Reaves accused of selling the cocaine was contacted by Pedrick. He denied knowing Reaves and allowed the deputy to search him. The search revealed that he did not have any cocaine or money on him.

http://www.news4jax.com/2006/1219/10565600.jpg:shakehoot:

Watser?
10-12-2008, 10:58 PM
crap

Watser?
10-12-2008, 10:59 PM
Tering

Shelli
10-12-2008, 11:57 PM
Watser?, your last two posts are blank. :scratch:

Watser?
10-13-2008, 12:04 AM
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4329&d=1223852640

Shelli
10-13-2008, 12:05 AM
:lol:

Master Taran
10-13-2008, 04:20 PM
http://www.funfacts.com.au/images/letterbox-lady1.jpg

Shelli
10-13-2008, 05:21 PM
:blink:

Master Taran
10-13-2008, 08:45 PM
http://www.gmjames.com/weird/lego_escher_sm.jpg

Sock Puppet
10-13-2008, 09:08 PM
OMG! Lego Escher! WAAAAANT!!!11!! :eager:

Zehava
10-13-2008, 09:13 PM
Ask and you shall receive:

Here (http://www.andrewlipson.com/escher/relativity.html)
Here (http://www.davidairey.com/escher-in-lego/)
Here (http://www.neatorama.com/2006/06/01/mc-escher-in-lego/)
Goggle images (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=lego+escher&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title)

Ensign Steve
10-13-2008, 09:16 PM
I don't know if I want to pay for a dimension I'm not going to use.

Master Taran
10-13-2008, 09:48 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Stupid/176-smoking.jpg

Ensign Steve
10-13-2008, 09:50 PM
:lol:

Master Taran
10-13-2008, 09:55 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Stupid/idiots.jpg

Kael
10-13-2008, 10:49 PM
I don't know if I want to pay for a dimension I'm not going to use.
I, on the other hand, would move into that house immediately.:D

Ensign Steve
10-13-2008, 11:35 PM
Even though technically it is in New Jersey?

Kael
10-14-2008, 01:11 AM
:(
Not one place even remotely livable.


Yay, Futurama!

Master Taran
10-14-2008, 01:59 AM
Next? :waiting:

Shelli
10-14-2008, 02:08 AM
http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/h/T/weird_crustacean.jpg

http://www.thedailyweird.com/wp-content/uploads/scary-stuffed-animal.jpg

http://www.thedailyweird.com/wp-content/uploads/price-of-gas.jpg

http://www.thedailyweird.com/wp-content/uploads/evil-grimace.jpg

Master Taran
10-14-2008, 02:12 AM
OK. 1 outta 3 isn't to bad. :chuckle:

Shelli
10-14-2008, 02:15 AM
http://strangepictures.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/weird-computer-case.thumbnail.jpg

http://strangepictures.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dead-people-sign1.gif

http://strangepictures.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/the-heart-attack-grill.gif

http://strangepictures.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/funny-invisible-man-show1.gif

http://strangepictures.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/five-wheeled-street-bike.JPG

http://strangepictures.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/clever-casino-airport-ad.jpg

http://strangepictures.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/weird-looking-electric-guitar.jpg

http://strangepictures.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/weird-trees-in-trees.jpg

Shelli
10-14-2008, 02:16 AM
OK. 1 outta 3 isn't to bad. :chuckle:Which one?

Master Taran
10-14-2008, 02:17 AM
http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/h/T/weird_crustacean.jpgThis 1 :D

Shelli
10-14-2008, 02:18 AM
Aha, cool. I liked that one. Kewl weirdliness. :joecool2:

Qingdai
10-14-2008, 02:19 AM
What the hell is that, Shelli?

Garnet
10-14-2008, 02:25 AM
What the hell is that, Shelli?

Do you really want to know? :rughide:

Qingdai
10-14-2008, 03:08 AM
Yes, I do. I want to know which tropical place pictured in the photo I will not be spending my (hah! Like I get one!) holiday at being chased by said lobster/scorpion half breed.

Crumb
10-14-2008, 04:54 AM
I think it might be a prop. I hope it's a prop.

Shelli
10-14-2008, 12:11 PM
What the hell is that, Shelli?I have no idea. I got it here (http://paranormal.about.com/od/ghostphotos/ig/2006-Photo-Hoax-Contest-Slides/Weird-Crustacean.htm). I think this is one for :ranger:.

BrotherMan
10-14-2008, 02:53 PM
Looks like what King describes as lobstrosity in The Dark Tower.

The Lone Ranger
10-14-2008, 04:36 PM
That's a model of (or a CGI rendering of) a Eurypterid, more commonly known as a "Sea Scorpion." They were early arthropods that were probably ancestral to modern scorpions. Some grew to considerable sizes -- 2 meters or more -- and they were the dominant predators of their time. They disappeared from the fossil record some 240 million years ago however, so it's not like you have to worry about encountering one while out for a swim.


http://image01.ctvdigital.com/images/pub2upload/15/2007_11_29/sea_scorpion.jpg
Jaekelopterus rhenaniae, the largest-known eurypterid, with a human for scale.

Cheers,

Michael

Uthgar the Brazen
10-14-2008, 04:37 PM
They disappeared from the fossil record some 240 million years ago however, so it's not like you have to worry about encountering one while out for a swim.

The way my luck runs, I always have to worry about stuff like that.

Pinecone
10-14-2008, 04:58 PM
I thought an earwig maybe got into a batch of steroids in a stinky gym bag.

Master Taran
10-14-2008, 05:55 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/People/205-hugemuscles.jpg

Sock Puppet
10-14-2008, 05:57 PM
:egad:

Shelli
10-14-2008, 06:34 PM
EWWWWWWWWWW!! :gross:

That's a model of (or a CGI rendering of) a Eurypterid, more commonly known as a "Sea Scorpion." They were early arthropods that were probably ancestral to modern scorpions. Some grew to considerable sizes -- 2 meters or more -- and they were the dominant predators of their time. They disappeared from the fossil record some 240 million years ago however, so it's not like you have to worry about encountering one while out for a swim.


http://image01.ctvdigital.com/images/pub2upload/15/2007_11_29/sea_scorpion.jpg
Jaekelopterus rhenaniae, the largest-known eurypterid, with a human for scale.

Cheers,

MichaelCoolness! :thankee:, Michael. :glomp:

Sock Puppet
10-14-2008, 07:03 PM
Courtesy of the Comics Curmudgeon:

http://joshreads.com/images/08/10/mw_ww.jpg

I might have just won the thread.

Qingdai
10-14-2008, 07:06 PM
:rofl:

She'll get you with her lasso of boring, nosy advice.

* Qingdai notes not to make holiday plans for 240 million years ago, or 65 million years ago...

Uthgar the Brazen
10-14-2008, 07:07 PM
Power-building is just gross. :yuck:

Master Taran
10-14-2008, 07:10 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/People/72-charmingsmile.jpg

Watser?
10-14-2008, 07:12 PM
:shudder:

Garnet
10-14-2008, 07:12 PM
Oh...gawd....

:puke:

Uthgar the Brazen
10-14-2008, 07:12 PM
I think I just turned gayer.

Shelli
10-14-2008, 07:43 PM
:rofl: @ Uthgar

... and I think I just turned un-bi :bleh:

Qingdai
10-14-2008, 07:45 PM
With both of those examples of "tan in a can" I just became less interested in reproduction in general.

Shelli
10-14-2008, 07:48 PM
. I so sexeh!
:sunburn:

Shelli
10-14-2008, 08:00 PM
The look on her face is hilarious. :duh:

http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/People/72-charmingsmile.jpg

Master Taran
10-14-2008, 09:35 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/People/155-supergranny.jpg

Shelli
10-14-2008, 10:52 PM
ooookay... :giggle:

Ymir's blood
10-14-2008, 11:28 PM
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4335&stc=1&d=1224023272
All of them? His whole career would be appropriate.

Master Taran
10-15-2008, 03:52 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/People/198-extremebodypiercing.jpg

Crumb
10-15-2008, 04:39 PM
:shudder:

Shelli
10-15-2008, 05:25 PM
:wtf:

Garnet
10-15-2008, 05:34 PM
:damn:

Master Taran
10-15-2008, 05:37 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/People/262-ears.jpg

Crumb
10-15-2008, 05:43 PM
:egad:

Shelli
10-15-2008, 06:48 PM
why?! :crazy:

Ensign Steve
10-16-2008, 07:41 AM
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/15/ebay-wtf.jpg

:troll::troll::troll::troll::troll:

:golfclap:

Shelli
10-16-2008, 03:47 PM
:lol:

Master Taran
10-16-2008, 06:16 PM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/People/157-pierced.jpg

Tanda
10-16-2008, 06:50 PM
:vapours:

How'd you like that to pop out of your cake?

Crumb
10-16-2008, 10:31 PM
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/15/ebay-wtf.jpg

I can't believe mtgpunk did business with him after that... :sadno:

Watser?
10-17-2008, 12:45 AM
You mean before that :P

Shelli
10-17-2008, 12:49 AM
:giggle:

Crumb
10-17-2008, 12:59 AM
Damn reverse chronological bastards! :shakekeyboard:

Shelli
10-17-2008, 02:04 AM
Weird and funny toilets:

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/funnytoilets2.jpg

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/funnytoilets3.jpg

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/funnytoilets4.jpg

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/funnytoilets5.jpg

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/funnytoilets6.jpg

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/funnytoilets7.jpg

Ymir's blood
10-17-2008, 02:29 AM
Toilet or computer?

http://devicedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/toilet-01.jpg

Ymir's blood
10-17-2008, 07:23 PM
FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments (http://failblog.org)

Tanda
10-17-2008, 07:37 PM
In related weirdliness news...

YouTube - failblog's Channel (www.youtube.com/failblog)

Watser?
10-17-2008, 09:09 PM
cat-versus-printer (http://www.insanecentral.com/videos/watch/37/cat-versus-printer)

Watser?
10-18-2008, 06:09 PM
Here's how to teach your cat not to climb on the counter: Blender Defender (http://plasma2002.com/blenderdefender/)

Ensign Steve
10-18-2008, 07:09 PM
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/15/ebay-wtf.jpg

I can't believe mtgpunk did business with him after that... :sadno:

Maybe the daughter wasn't that fugly after all.

Shelli
10-18-2008, 11:29 PM
:lol: @ all the links

Ensign Steve
10-19-2008, 12:26 AM
Here's how to teach your cat not to climb on the counter: Blender Defender (http://plasma2002.com/blenderdefender/)

The comments are excellent.

Tanda
10-19-2008, 04:32 PM
From "News of the Weird":

Dignified Death
From the self-composed obituary in the Casper (Wyo.) Star Tribune of James William "Jim" Adams, who died September 9th: "Jim, who had tired of reading obituaries noting other's [sic] courageous battles with this or that disease, wanted it known that he had lost his battle ... primarily as a result of ... not following doctor's orders. ... He was sadly deprived of his final wish, which was to be run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a date." [Casper Star Tribune, 9-23-08]

Dr. Death says, "dying is not a crime". Is it too much to ask that a guy be run over as his final wish?

Shelli
10-20-2008, 12:17 AM
:giggle:

Watser?
10-20-2008, 12:30 AM
http://funnyhub.com/content_images/5573_2787_sofa-king-prices.jpg

Watser?
10-20-2008, 02:57 PM
http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2008/09/24/092408-1130x327-badreporter.gif

Watser?
10-20-2008, 07:16 PM
http://jeffdsummers.com/images/stories/guynotes.png

Lady Brik
10-20-2008, 07:18 PM
HAHAHA !!

Shelli
10-20-2008, 07:50 PM
:LOL: @ both

Master Taran
10-20-2008, 07:55 PM
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/4626/80074mj0.jpg

Watser?
10-22-2008, 03:28 PM
http://damiandodd.com/Images2/Sitar_Hero.jpg

Master Taran
10-23-2008, 12:46 AM
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4448/80080qf6.jpg

Naru
10-23-2008, 02:14 AM
We're doing group presentations in my humanities class this week, and during a slide on ritual suicide in ancient Japan, one of the presenters told the class "My ex-fiance was a ninja, and I recently heard that he committed seppuku."

Your ex-fiance was a ninja?!?!

Watser?
10-23-2008, 09:06 PM
http://loveislame.com/whiteSBB.jpg

Shelli
10-24-2008, 12:28 AM
http://image.linkinn.com/userfile/pictures_0810/Image/funny1.jpg

http://image.linkinn.com/userfile/pictures_0810/Image/funny7.jpg

http://image.linkinn.com/userfile/pictures_0810/Image/funny10.jpg

Watser?
10-24-2008, 12:29 AM
:shudder:

Shelli
10-24-2008, 12:32 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/031_pics-3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/036_pics-3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/055_pics-4.jpg

Shelli
10-24-2008, 12:47 AM
http://static.mmoabc.com/my/D/a/f/tshadow/2008/10/22//1224698003809.jpg

http://static.mmoabc.com/my/D/a/f/tshadow/2008/10/22//1224698025804.jpg

http://static.mmoabc.com/my/D/a/f/tshadow/2008/10/22//1224698036348.jpg

http://static.mmoabc.com/my/D/a/f/tshadow/2008/10/22//1224698073079.jpg

http://static.mmoabc.com/my/D/a/f/tshadow/2008/10/22//1224698046367.jpg

http://static.mmoabc.com/my/D/a/f/tshadow/2008/10/22//1224697910638.jpg

http://static.mmoabc.com/my/D/a/f/tshadow/2008/10/22//1224697898428.jpg

http://static.mmoabc.com/my/D/a/f/tshadow/2008/10/22//1224697858578.jpg

http://static.mmoabc.com/my/D/a/f/tshadow/2008/10/22//1224697797376.jpg

Lady Brik
10-24-2008, 12:55 AM
http://loveislame.com/whiteSBB.jpg

Want want want !

Shelli
10-24-2008, 12:58 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/004_pics-2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/012_pics-3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/017_pics-3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/019_pics-4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/036_pics-4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/046_pics-4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/044_pics-5.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/040_pics-5.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/083_pics-3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/081_pics-5.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/080_pics-3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/076_pics-5.jpg

Watser?
10-24-2008, 01:01 AM
http://pics.ohlawd.net/img/christ.jpg

Shelli
10-24-2008, 01:06 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/065_pics.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/091_pics-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/06/022_pics.jpg

Master Taran
10-24-2008, 01:07 AM
http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Strange/214-legosmoker.jpg

http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/Strange/shutup.jpg

http://static.i85media.com/dumbphotos/photos/People/0351.jpg

Watser?
10-24-2008, 01:19 AM
http://www.crashbonsai.com/images/CatalogImages/gallery5.jpg

http://www.crashbonsai.com/images/CatalogImages/gallery6.jpg

http://www.crashbonsai.com/images/CatalogImages/gallery13.jpg

CrashBonsai (http://www.crashbonsai.com/)

curses
10-24-2008, 01:29 AM
I wish I had access to Photoshop right now, but I don't so here's the best I could do.

Shelli
10-24-2008, 01:58 AM
:lol:

Master Taran
10-24-2008, 05:57 PM
http://beconfused.com/images/2007/07/Strange-toilet-sign-in-Korea.jpg

Ensign Steve
10-25-2008, 02:48 AM
http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/sparklycat.jpg

Tanda
10-25-2008, 03:42 AM
Prissy Pussy.

And your shit "feels as classy as a fillet mignon".

You were a Queen in your former life, weren't you ES?

Master Taran
10-25-2008, 04:41 PM
http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn350/Ziccy08/BLOGGER__STUFF/bizarre_accident.jpg

Shelli
10-25-2008, 10:54 PM
http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-content/pictures/2008/09/billboard_what_are_you_looking_at.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3196/2852398785_5368e7107b.jpg?v=0

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3266/2852399279_e64e7a5c0a.jpg?v=0

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3010/2852399331_2c9f498c65.jpg?v=0

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3021/2853231782_44b69587e9.jpg?v=0

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2853232022_df45f405e6.jpg?v=0

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3015/2852399995_1a366a21b1.jpg?v=0

Shelli
10-25-2008, 11:00 PM
n/m .. suck ass site

Shelli
10-25-2008, 11:00 PM
n/m ... another suck ass site that won't let me post the pics

Shelli
10-25-2008, 11:18 PM
http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/Don001.jpg

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/inj-piercedcheeks.jpg

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/12fingers.jpg

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/vianight.jpg

Shelli
10-25-2008, 11:33 PM
http://www.allweirdthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/babypic3.jpg