Zehava
09-17-2008, 04:11 PM
So I was taking a short sabbatical on the crapper at work yesterday and somebody left the current edition of the Portland Mercury in the stall. Having no where to go for a while I picked it up and perused the classified/bulletin board on the back.
A several ads jumped out at me.
Brazilian Special $60
If you wax it, they will come.
14 years experience. The Face Place, ###-###-####
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Nice innuendo there.
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Hippiegoddess.com
Seeking Female Models for creative ,outdoor shoots.
18+ Slim/average/in shape body, natural and completely unshaven/hairy
Minimal tatoos/piercings
Pays $400.00
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:eek: :jawdrop: Yeah that sounds wholesome and not creepy at all.
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Pole Dancers
Ecdysiast: PDX's premiere Pole Dance studio
Tasters, classes, private parties
website
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Tasters? Wow I have lead a sheltered life.
So feel free to share any interesting ad copy you may have found.
A several ads jumped out at me.
Brazilian Special $60
If you wax it, they will come.
14 years experience. The Face Place, ###-###-####
===
Nice innuendo there.
===
Hippiegoddess.com
Seeking Female Models for creative ,outdoor shoots.
18+ Slim/average/in shape body, natural and completely unshaven/hairy
Minimal tatoos/piercings
Pays $400.00
###-###-####
===
:eek: :jawdrop: Yeah that sounds wholesome and not creepy at all.
===
Pole Dancers
Ecdysiast: PDX's premiere Pole Dance studio
Tasters, classes, private parties
website
###-###-####
===
Tasters? Wow I have lead a sheltered life.
So feel free to share any interesting ad copy you may have found.