Boost your social capital with a display of charming false modesty

[ChuckF]

It always makes me blush when people call me a "genius."

:blush:

Bonus social capital awarded for good smiley use. Next!

[mickthinks]

Roll up and boost Chuck's ego - the world needs another bubble to invest in.

:inflate:

[ChuckF]

15% annual growth guaranteed.

[livius drusus]

Steve Brezhnev? That old thing? I threw him together in a few minutes when I was bored one night. :nail:

[Stormlight]

Roll up and boost Chuck's ego - the world needs another bubble to invest in.

:inflate:

:gooduse:

[Ensign Steve]

I'm not in the clique.

[Ymir's blood]

I'm really not that bad of a person. :yup:

[Farren]

Its an optical illusion caused by the angle you're viewing my crotch from.

[Sock Puppet]

I don't know why so many people love my posts so much. I don't really put a lot of thought into them.

:dunno:

[ChuckF]

I don't know why so many people love my posts so much. I don't really put a lot of thought into them.

:dunno:

:yes!:

[Naru]

"Prodigious" is such a strong word to describe my use of the French language.

[BrotherMan]

"Incredible!"
- The New York Times gazette news tribune

"Superfluous!"
- The Florida Evening Times Picaune

"Imaginary!"
- My psychotherapist

the [indent] tag isn't working! :glare:

[beyelzu]

Oh please, I am sure most of your lovers give you a score of orgasms throughout the day.

[Dingfod]

It's hard when you get nothing but stuff like this:

"Thanks for nothing."
--some guy in downtown Tulsa who thinks he's God

"Didn't leave a tip."
--waitress at the Corner Cafe

"Dumber than a post, but at least he's stupid."
--Sarah P.

"Cranky old geezer."
--next door neighbor

[Uthgar the Brazen]

"Now there is a man who can put away the struedel."
--Helmut Kohl

"He made me LOL. Then he stole my wallet. I hate him."
--Tony Blair

"The fat guy who stands outside yelling all the time?"
--Pope Palpatine I

[biochemgirl]

People like to tell me how nice I am but I think they're just distracted by my llama. :llamaglomp:

[Farren]

(partially plagiarising Liv)

I know, I know, Bey's penis is awesome, but its his personality that really brings it to life.

[BrotherMan]

"The fat guy who stands outside yelling all the time?"
--Pope Palpatine I

"I don't know who the guy in the funny hat is, but that guy next to him? That's BrotherMan.
- Stranger outside the Vatican

[MonCapitan2002]

I don't know why so many people love my posts so much. I don't really put a lot of thought into them.

:dunno:
Well I am willing to put your mind at ease. I personally think your posts are usually substandard and completely unremarkable.

[ChuckF]

6,000 posts? Why, I hadn't even noticed! :innocent2:

[Stormlight]

:spammer:

[Doctor X]

My greatness is surpassed only by my boundless humility.

--J.D.

[erimir]

I was trying to think of something to be falsely modest about, but I couldn't think of anything that I do that would be so great that my modesty would be false.

[Tanda]

I told them that I was running out of room for all the "thanks", but they kept on clicking that little button! :shrug2:

[Sock Puppet]

Well I am willing to put your mind at ease. I personally think your posts are usually substandard and completely unremarkable.See, it's this kind of extremely marginal, tiny-minority opinion that makes visiting the :ff: worthwhile. It's really difficult to find opinions this unique, unexpected and thoroughly outré. I commend you for your courage in providing an opinion that will be so roundly deplored by the mainstream.

[Seven of Nine]

I have so little left to brag about, I don't know why I bother to post.

Where once I looked forward to it, now I dread walking home after the bar closes, the handsome youths following close behind whilst begging me for sex and vying for my attention, knowing as I do that the days when I was young and healthy are long since past and that if there are more than three of them, I'll have to turn the rest away.

I hate getting old and they shout so.

[Tanda]

:giggle: You might deserve an award for that one.

[ChuckF]

Social inflation!!

[Seven of Nine]

:giggle: You might deserve an award for that one.

aww, shucks, Ma'am. :kickscan: Twern't nuthin', but I'm rite glad yew liked it. :blush3:


liv dun made me this here Hallowe'en avatar and banner today, Miz Tanda. Ain't they purty? :bgirl:

[Tanda]

Why, they iz pertier than Pa's prize hawg!! :farmer:

[Seven of Nine]

Why, they iz pertier than Pa's prize hawg!! :farmer:

liv'll be rite pleesed to hear yew say thet, Miz Tanda!

I was jest tellin' yur pa it'd be a goldurn shame tuh et a perty pig like thet all at oncet. :ham:

[Tanda]

That there's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

:laughcry: Ah, geez! I can't beat that.

[Seven of Nine]

That there's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

:laughcry: Ah, geez! I can't beat that.


Aww...
The only reason I got the best of you was because you gave me such a wonderful line to build on. :ovation:
I sure could have used the help of someone as talented as you when I was posting as Mister Ed at another forum. :bayrun:

[MonCapitan2002]

Well I am willing to put your mind at ease. I personally think your posts are usually substandard and completely unremarkable.See, it's this kind of extremely marginal, tiny-minority opinion that makes visiting the :ff: worthwhile. It's really difficult to find opinions this unique, unexpected and thoroughly outré. I commend you for your courage in providing an opinion that will be so roundly deplored by the mainstream.
You keep telling yourself that. As for me being courageous? I say pfft! to that. I am as brave as a mouse about to be made into a meal by a peckish cat.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Well I am willing to put your mind at ease. I personally think your posts are usually substandard and completely unremarkable.See, it's this kind of extremely marginal, tiny-minority opinion that makes visiting the :ff: worthwhile. It's really difficult to find opinions this unique, unexpected and thoroughly outré. I commend you for your courage in providing an opinion that will be so roundly deplored by the mainstream.
You keep telling yourself that. As for me being courageous? I say pfft! to that. I am as brave as a mouse about to be made into a meal by a peckish cat.

Well, considering the likely outcome, what's to lose by not being brave then? ;)

[Tanda]

I sure could have used the help of someone as talented as you when I was posting as Mister Ed at another forum. :bayrun:

:chin: Dare I ask...

[beyelzu]

My singing voice is not very good, believe me that was false modesty

[Seven of Nine]

I sure could have used the help of someone as talented as you when I was posting as Mister Ed at another forum. :bayrun:

:chin: Dare I ask...

um, I dunno. I guess it depends on the your particular capacity for weirdness?

Let's find out! :crazy:




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[beyelzu]

My singing voice is not very good, believe me that was false modesty

Okay, this actually wasn't false modesty my singing voice sucks completely as I am just about tone deaf. of course that brings me to another point,

I'm sure everyone else's weed is good enough to make you forget what the fuck false modesty means as well.

[Tanda]

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