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Doctor X
10-21-2008, 02:04 PM
Please . . . form a line . . . no crowding.

--J.D.
Stormlight
10-21-2008, 02:18 PM
What is in it for me?
Doctor X
10-21-2008, 02:25 PM
My religion has Temple Prostitutes.






The Elect get PEZ as well.

--J.D.
ChuckF
10-21-2008, 02:29 PM
As long as there is no specific ironclad prohibition against tummy-tickling circles, I am so in.
Smilin
10-21-2008, 02:47 PM
I'll make you a deal...

If you'll insult me, I'll worship you... :D
Doctor X
10-21-2008, 02:59 PM
Who are you?

--J.D.
Naru
10-21-2008, 03:02 PM
Who are you?

--J.D.

YouTube - CSI Opening Theme
Smilin
10-21-2008, 03:03 PM
Just a mindless, scrubby-looking nerf-herder...
Legs
10-21-2008, 03:08 PM
What? the Doctor X appreciation thread wasn't enough? :snooty:
Shelli
10-21-2008, 03:16 PM
Who Would Like to Worship Me?Are you :tigger:? No, so no. :nuhuh:
Stormlight
10-21-2008, 03:25 PM
My religion has Temple Prostitutes.






The Elect get PEZ as well.

--J.D.

PEZ? Really? Count me in! :bow:
Doctor X
10-21-2008, 04:01 PM
What? the Doctor X appreciation thread wasn't enough? :snooty:

Clearly not.

MagNIfIcence such as mine needs to be celebrated.

Think of the children.

--J.D.
Pinecone
10-21-2008, 04:59 PM
Clearly not.

MagNIfIcence such as mine needs to be celebrated.


--J.D.

:doh: That would be "MagNIfIcence such as mine needs to be constantly and continually celebrated."

Geeze! The quality of demigods these days! You get less and less for each slavish devotion you pay nowadays. :glare:
Legs
10-21-2008, 05:04 PM
What? the Doctor X appreciation thread wasn't enough? :snooty:

Clearly not.

MagNIfIcence such as mine needs to be celebrated.

Think of the children.

--J.D.


Hey Fuck you, Buddy
:fuckyou:
Smilin
10-21-2008, 05:05 PM
:giggle:
Doctor X
10-21-2008, 05:17 PM
What? the Doctor X appreciation thread wasn't enough? :snooty:

Clearly not.

MagNIfIcence such as mine needs to be celebrated.

Think of the children.


Hey Fuck you, Buddy
:fuckyou:

If you beg. . . .

--J.D.
Legs
10-21-2008, 05:51 PM
:rolleyes:
Smilin
10-21-2008, 06:02 PM
:chuckle: at the new avatar, Legs...

:D
Tanda
10-21-2008, 08:28 PM
I haz a price, Dr.X.

http://maddoginthecity.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/cheeseburger.jpg
Then, we can talk.
Smilin
10-21-2008, 08:29 PM
cheezeburger?

:hungry: :yum:
Dingfod
10-21-2008, 08:38 PM
http://images.istheshit.net/rlpflekq.jpg
biochemgirl
10-21-2008, 10:55 PM
Only if you're a llama.
Seven of Nine
10-21-2008, 11:19 PM
My religion has Temple Prostitutes.

Then why do you need us? Haven't you taught them to flatter you properly as befits your status, O Great and Powerful Doctor X? :bow:

(You may dispense the first of my PEZ now)
Farren
10-21-2008, 11:47 PM
Please . . . form a line . . . no crowding.

--J.D.

I'd consider it except I don't believe in you. Also crumb told me you suck donkey balls.
Uthgar the Brazen
10-21-2008, 11:57 PM
There's already a line?

To hell with this shit.

* Uthgar the Brazen goes crawling back to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Doctor X
10-22-2008, 01:38 AM
My religion has Temple Prostitutes.

Then why do you need us? Haven't you taught them to flatter you properly as befits your status, O Great and Powerful Doctor X? :bow:

Someone has to clean them when I am done.

(You may dispense the first of my PEZ now)

You have to round up the Infidels first!

--J.D.
Seven of Nine
10-22-2008, 02:03 AM
My religion has Temple Prostitutes.

Then why do you need us? Haven't you taught them to flatter you properly as befits your status, O Great and Powerful Doctor X? :bow:

Someone has to clean them when I am done.

(You may dispense the first of my PEZ now)

You have to round up the Infidels first!

--J.D.

I have one last concern, Doctor:

The very fact that you're elicting my worship makes me uneasy that some form of free will on my part will be involved, and I've already had all I can stand of that crappola.
Instead, I would vastly prefer being a happy robot. If you can confer that state on me, then you are obviously an even more superior being than the mere demigod I have heretofore considered you, and it would be in my best interests to worship you. :holycow:
Deadlokd
10-22-2008, 03:27 AM
Can't. Busy.
Doctor X
10-22-2008, 03:53 AM
If you can confer that state on me, then you are obviously an even more superior being than the mere demigod I have heretofore considered you, and it would be in my best interests to worship you. :holycow:

You already know the answer . . . you were compelled to respond in that way.

--J.D.
Kael
10-22-2008, 03:58 AM
Hmmm... Tempting. I need to know, though, how you feel about blatant lip-service so I can get PEZ and prostitutes, but really not giving a shit. 'Cause that's what you're gonna get.
Qingdai
10-22-2008, 03:58 AM
What do you have to offer the pez hater who isn't into sex with temple prostitutes (or cleaning them Eeeeewwww)?
Doctor X
10-22-2008, 06:01 AM
Hmmm... Tempting. I need to know, though, how you feel about blatant lip-service so I can get PEZ and prostitutes, but really not giving a shit. 'Cause that's what you're gonna get.

I need not your motives, merely your worship.

What do you have to offer the pez hater who isn't into sex with temple prostitutes (or cleaning them Eeeeewwww)?

The lash.

--J.D.
Tanda
10-22-2008, 06:34 AM
:writing: Dear Joe, Dr.X is offering the lash. I cannot say no. I have decided to give into temptation. Please forgive me. It's not you. It's me. And the lash.

Love, Tanda.
Doctor X
10-22-2008, 06:42 AM
I am a RIVER to my people. . . .

--J.D.
Deadlokd
10-22-2008, 08:08 AM
A river of piss.
Dingfod
10-22-2008, 09:37 AM
A warm bucket of piss.
Deadlokd
10-22-2008, 10:25 AM
A warmed bucket of stale piss.
Doctor X
10-22-2008, 10:33 AM
A warm bucket of piss.

:pout: Upon the non-believers, yes.

--J.D.
Smilin
10-22-2008, 02:22 PM
sticky prostitutes now golden showers?

:giggle:
Doctor X
10-22-2008, 02:45 PM
Indeed.

http://skepticalcommunity.com/phpbb2/uploads/goldenshower.jpg

--J.D.
Tanda
10-22-2008, 05:09 PM
:puke: Ew, dude. Visual was not necessary.
Pan Narrans
10-22-2008, 08:20 PM
He could have chosen an even worse one:

http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~dbi9m/klimt/pix/Women/pDanae.jpg
Farren
10-22-2008, 08:24 PM
My mother loves Klimt. I don't think she's a fan of golden showers, though.
Smilin
10-22-2008, 08:24 PM
how is that a worse pic?
Uthgar the Brazen
10-22-2008, 08:27 PM
My mother loves Klimt. I don't think she's a fan of golden showers, though.

You should call and ask her. Record the conversation, then post it on YouTube.

Link plz kthx.
Smilin
10-22-2008, 08:29 PM
I just spewed pepsi all over my monitor...

Thankee Uth! :roflmao:
Farren
10-22-2008, 08:31 PM
[edited] Dammit. How's a guy supposed to rickroll someone when the stupid forum software automatically puts a preview in?
Uthgar the Brazen
10-22-2008, 08:36 PM
:nelson:
Doctor X
10-22-2008, 10:09 PM
My mother loves Klimt. I don't think she's a fan of golden showers, though.

She is not.

Now Cleveland St[Right! Stop that!--Ed.]

--J.D.
Qingdai
10-22-2008, 10:55 PM
Well if there is a lash, I fully expect rum and sodomy to go with it.

:waiting:
Doctor X
10-23-2008, 02:31 AM
If you insist.

--J.D.
Dingfod
10-23-2008, 02:47 AM
Is that worship or warship?
Doctor X
10-23-2008, 03:24 AM
Whatever floats your boat. . . .

--J.D.
Dingfod
10-23-2008, 03:25 AM
Warship, then. I warship you. BOOM!
Doctor X
10-23-2008, 03:32 AM
So you are full of and covered by seamen ?

--J.D.
Doctor X
10-23-2008, 03:33 AM
Not . . . that there is anything wrong with that.

--J.D.
Dingfod
10-23-2008, 04:24 AM
Hey, sailor, howyadoon?
Qingdai
10-23-2008, 05:03 AM
More rum!

:drunk2::drunk4::friday::drunk3::drunk::chug:
Tanda
10-23-2008, 05:33 AM
This thread is quickly becoming priceless.
Dingfod
10-23-2008, 05:43 AM
Did you mean worthless?
Doctor X
10-23-2008, 06:20 AM
Just because YOU covered yourself in seamen cheaply does not mean Tanda does not have higher standards.

--J.D.
Tanda
10-23-2008, 02:20 PM
That's right. I know quality when I see it.

That's why I devoted myself to the lash. The good Dr. will just have to wait in my line.

:giggles: I win either way.
Doctor X
10-23-2008, 03:47 PM
Dance to my strings . . . dance to my strings. . . .

--J.D.
Pan Narrans
10-23-2008, 03:58 PM
I didn't know you wore strings, Doctor...



Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Tanda
10-23-2008, 04:00 PM
Snip, Snip
:censor:

It'll take more than that fancy guitar you have there to make me dance. We're talking cheezeburgers here! Give in to my demands, Good Dr. Or else...
Smilin
10-23-2008, 04:54 PM
Cheezeburgers or chilid dogs for me please!

:D
Doctor X
10-24-2008, 06:42 AM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k213/LivingDeadGirl223/cheeseburger_dress.jpg

--J.D.
Dingfod
10-24-2008, 06:48 AM
Now that's a happy meal.
Doctor X
10-24-2008, 08:12 AM
I think the breast meat is real. . . .

--J.D.
roastelk
10-25-2008, 07:02 PM
worship you...it depends...would you mind having some one chant your name over and over again, while sacrificing and burning a goat in your front yard? Becasue that is my prefered method of worship.

Oh, dooing such things under the shroud of darkeness isnt my style, I prefer broad daylght.
Tanda
10-25-2008, 07:47 PM
Sounds like fun!! I'll come as long as we can paint ourselves with the goat's blood and roast :marshm: when he's done cooking. :hungry:
Doctor X
10-25-2008, 09:50 PM
I would expect nothing less.

--J.D.