I'm reading the...

[Shelli]

NEWS!! :gasp:

... here, there and everywhere!!1! :news:

... and have been for some time now, but more and more so every day!!!1! :user:

I never used to! I used to be blissfully ignorant and now it's all ruined! RUINED, I tell you!!!1! :glare:

:blame: :surrendermonkey: & :ff:

[Watser?]

:muahaha:

[Shelli]

Give me my ignoramousness back, you evil mokey! :shakemonkey:

[Shelli]

I mean, c'mon, I've actually watched debates! :shocked:

I've never watched a debate in my life, and here I've watched several in the past few weeks. :ohnoes:

I've surprised that my head hasn't exploded! :explode2:

[Shelli]

It's all very weird.. :doggytremble:

[Crumb]

uh... ok :blank:

[Smilin]

reading isn't what it's cracked up to be...

[Ymir's blood]

I read the news to remind myself why I don't like the world.