Caption That Smilie

[Shelli]

Now presenting, Caption That Smilie!
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It's simple; so simple that even I can do it
:duh:

Each poster will give a caption to the smilie presented for captionization by the poster above him or her and then present the next smilie to be captioned.
:professor:

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In celebration of the upcoming x-mas season, the smilie to have the honor of "First To Be Captioned" is:

:pedobearsanta:

[Watser?]

Oh boy, does Santa have a present for you!
:pedobearsanta:

New smilie:

:christmoose:

[livius drusus]

As if being shot, decapitated and hung on Sarah Palin's wall weren't humiliation enough.
:christmoose:


Next up:

:angrychickenmob:

[Ymir's blood]

To the Colonel's castle and quickly!
:angrychickenmob:


:eatcake:

[Crumb]

It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it!
:eatcake:

:eatshit:

[Shelli]

:pooh: meh.. Tigger's poo is way better.
:eatshit:



:elves:

[Shelli]

. . Yay for Christmas time!
:elves:



Next:


:pedobearcouch:

[Ymir's blood]

Oh Hai. I found your quarter
:pedobearcouch:

:cries:

[JoeP]

You still haven't answered my question. You don't know what you're talking about. Why do you lie?
:cries:

[Master Taran]

Joe, you ummmm forgot a smilie.

[JoeP]

That would have helped.

:hitcher:

[Master Taran]

DON'T PANIC!
:hitcher:

:rainshit:

[Watser?]

Is it too late to say I was joking?
:rainshit:



:shh:

[ceptimus]

Don't tell liv!
:shh:


:wile:

[Legs]

Hmmmmm... if I switch gunpowder for birdseed
:wile:



:udderpoke:

[Sock Puppet]

Is this thing on?
:udderpoke:


:freakout:

[Deadlokd]

The black Mooslims are coming!
:freakout:

:rollpin:

[Ymir's blood]

Next time, Pilsbury Doughboy... Next time!
:rollpin:

:fahr28:

[Deadlokd]

Failplane in 3....2....1....
:fahr28:

:tornado:

[Sock Puppet]

Toto, I th- -- Toto, I -- Toto, -- TotoIthinkwe -- FUCK!
:tornado:


:heckled:

[Ymir's blood]

Dammit I said hold the tomato!
:heckled:

:tumble2:

[Stormlight]

Ok, I need a volunteer!
:tumble2:

:glare:

[Shelli]

Would you STOP calling me postage stamp boy?! For the last frickin' time, I am postage stamp MAN! Got it?!
:glare:


:brian:

[Shelli]

One of these days, Stewie, one of these days...
:brian:



:stewie:

[Ymir's blood]

I work for livius. So I am really getting a kick out of most of these smilies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do. Cuz some FFs belive anything they hear.
:stewie:


:anarchyglomp:

[Watser?]

...C'mere, you hunk of burning anarchy!
:anarchyglomp:


:superfly:

[Ymir's blood]

Have no fear! SuperFly is here!
:superfly:

:kirk:

[Legs]

The Captain's Log is enormous
:kirk:


:untrain:

[Crumb]

Brake? What's a brake?
:untrain:


:unundies:

[Ensign Steve]

Just take those old records off the shelf!
:unundies:



:headasplode:

[Ymir's blood]

...and they were all like *Bam bam bam* and I was all like *swoosh taka taka taka* and then the giant space monkey came down and there was candy and then Molly got a blue bicycle and then...
:headasplode:

:flowerdance:

[Shelli]

I can haz equal rights in CT and MA! WOOOO!!!1!
:flowerdance:



:glaresanta:

[Crumb]

HO, HO, HO! Merry FUCKING Christmas!
:glaresanta:


:sheeprope:

[Ymir's blood]

I can haz equal rights in WV! WOOOO!!!1!
:sheeprope:

:tmi:

[Shelli]

:LOL: @ Ymir's caption



. . . No, I don't want to hear about how you nibble on your frozen placenta for a midnight snack. No.
:tmi:



:whocares:

[Shelli]

. . . About how uber smart and sane you think your idea of Bimbotopia is...
:whocares:




:noessupp:

[Ymir's blood]

........What do you mean, ''out of placenta?''
:noessupp:

:herb:

[Shelli]

What am I? Could someone please tell me what I'm supposed to be?!
:herb:



:freudianslip:

[Ymir's blood]

Oh my, did I just say that out loud? What I meant to say was that my pen is missing.
:freudianslip:

:copy:

[Shelli]

Oh, yeah.. oooo.. baybee... yeah! Yeah! YEAH!
:copy:



:facehuggerglomp:

[Ymir's blood]

Alright, who threw that?
:facehuggerglomp:

:drowning:

[JoeP]

Incorrigible bimbos stole my island!
:drowning:

:reporter:

[Shelli]

:rofl:


This just in! The bimbos have taken to the seas and are raiding passing boats in a frantic search for blonde dye! We are urging all boats in the area to use extreme caution when entering bimbofied waters!
:reporter:


:pirate:

[Watser?]

Shiver me timbers! we gots arrrselves some competition, boyz!
:pirate:


:partyhat: