Best Thread Title of October 2008

[Crumb]

Here are your nominations.

May the best title win!

[Watser?]

:ohnoes: Moar voating?

[Sock Puppet]

First vote! :irwinnar:

[Shelli]

Voted :salute:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

I'd like to make a difference, but what can I do? I'm just one queer!

[Deadlokd]

Is it possible to add a vote for "Smellishush Poon and the Red Hot Poontangs by Dingfod"? My eyes flew past and didn't register it.

[Shelli]

Barack Obama kills Mark Steyn's boner by ChuckF has an early lead! :shakewpawn:

[Shelli]

oops, sorry..



Chuck's killing of Mark Steyn's boner is tied with:

Vista, how I hate you. Stabby, stabby, die, die, die. by Zehava :stab:


so...

:shakewpawn: is tied with :stab:

[Ensign Steve]

"Dude. Srsly. I know what I'm doing, okay? by Ensign Steve"

That's not from this month. I don't even think it's from this year. I've been hating on the search for a loooong time.

Edit: It's tied for 2nd?! :stunned: I should have just voted for it and kept my mouth shut!

[Crumb]

arg :(

[Shelli]

:woopsie:

Don't sweat it, Crumb. No big deal. :squeezle:

[Crumb]

Well nobody vote for it anymore. :nope:

[Legs]

If you love liv, you will vote for her birthday thread. :pleased:

[Crumb]

Don't let it fall off the front page people! :youmad:

One more day to vote!

[Shelli]

Oh noes! Someone needs to break the tie! :ohnoes:

I need to score some good grass, man. by Sock Puppet

You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith. by wei yau

Vista, how I hate you. Stabby, stabby, die, die, die. by Zehava

[Dingfod]

Why? I had to share my solitary award in this contest with Sock.

[Shelli]

Well, at least it wasn't just any 'ole sock. :rimshot:

:giggle:

[Shelli]

Vista, how I hate you. Stabby, stabby, die, die, die. by Zehava has pulled ahead of the pack! :run:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

:chin:

brb

[ChuckF]

Always a bridesmaid...

:lonely:

[Deadlokd]

Nuh-uh ChuckF, with only 9 votes you weren't even in the wedding party. You weren't even invited to the wedding. You almost received an anti-invitation. Are you feeling better yet?

[Crumb]

We have our winner!

It is

:trophy: Vista, how I hate you. Stabby, stabby, die, die, die. by Zehava :trophy:

Congrats Zehava on your first title! :victory: It's great to see the prize go to a fellow Cascadian. :cascadia:

You join an elite list of title writers:
* October 2008 - Vista, how I hate you. Stabby, stabby, die, die, die. by Zehava
* September 2008 - Mmm... Urinal Cakes... by livius drusus
* August 2008 - I rode the S.L.U.T. today by Plant Woman
* July 2008 - It's funny now..until he makes a skin suit out of me. by biochemgirl
* June 2008 - A man and a special elephant (not porn) by GodPossessed
* May 2008 - Robot mokeys are coming to sling poo at you! by Watser?
* April 2008 - Wank like your life depends on it... by California Tanker
* March 2008 - (Whereupon there is screaming.) by Stephen Maturin
* February 2008 - It's a vagina, madam, not a clown car by D. Scarlatti
* January 2008 - Get your hand out of my ass! by Sock Puppet

And thanks to those last minute voters that broke the tie. :thankee:

[Shelli]

:yay: Zehava! :jd:

[Shelli]

... and tied for second place are :drumroll:

I need to score some good grass, man. by Sock Puppet :shakesockpuppet:

You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith. by wei yau :shakewei:

[wei yau]

Zehava :unknife:

[Zehava]

Zehava :unknife:

:glare:

[Sock Puppet]

Don't feel so bad about it. Wei's answer to everything is to stab somebody in the fucking head.

[beyelzu]

sock, you say it like there are actually other options.

[JoeP]

Of course there are. Back, stomach, through the hand for a mild offence, or in the 'nads for the ultimate.

eta: it's just that we don't have smilies for all the options

[ChuckF]

:nutstab:

[JoeP]

:backstab:

[Ensign Steve]

:golfclap: Excellent job, Z. It really was the best thread title. Maybe even for the whole year.