Ugly sweater thread

[Legs]

Post pics of ugly sweaters.

Have you ever received a hideous sweater as a gift? :knit:


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/510862609_df6aeefae0.jpg?v=0

[ceptimus]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2332/2539122566_34d5a40e27_o.jpg

Actually I kinda like that one. :blush:

[lisarea]

http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/images/clownsweater.jpg

I have gotten some ugly ones, but I guess I 'misplaced' them.

heh.

[Watser?]

This one needs to be banned by international treaty.

[ChuckF]

Is that Ensign Crusher?

[Legs]

Look, the buttons are little snouts (I think?)

http://stupidfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ugly-pig-sweater.jpg

[LadyShea]

Are these real sweaters that you people own, or are you finding this shit on the 'net.

[lisarea]

Is that Ensign Crusher?

Yeah.

Just so there's no misunderstandings, though, I am against The Star Tracks.

[Legs]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-kitten-would-like-to-remove-his-sweater.jpg

[Pinecone]

Oh! The piggy sweater has piggy tails for the collar too! :piggy:

I so should take some knitting classes so I can terrify peoples with sweaters! :excited:

[Qingdai]

I think you'd quickly find it too much work to terrify people with sweaters, I like to terrify with hats.
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/1/6/5/0/smurf_thumb.jpg (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=5402&c=3)

I am lazy about the terror; I don't like for it to take more than a few hours.

[Ymir's blood]

http://www.firesideinn.com/webpics/scrap/Jerry_hat.jpg

[Legs]

http://www.runawayplanet.com/johnsonjournal/images/2007/12/18/back_of_sweater.jpg

[Julie]

My Mom once bought me a sweater with a giant clown face on it...it had tassells for hair...tassells that centered over each nipple...I was 14.

(Yes I wore it...I loved it...it was entertaining on many levels...and my sister is deadly afraid of clowns)

[Legs]

My mom knit me a giraffe sweater, it had a tassel for a tail. :blush:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

http://www.runawayplanet.com/johnsonjournal/images/2007/12/18/back_of_sweater.jpg

Hmm, is that :pedobearsanta: under the tree?

[Legs]

:brooding:

[Dingfod]

Thank the heavens I don't wear sweaters. Or hats. Or neckties.

[Ensign Steve]

These sweaters are awesome! I don't think there's been one posted yet that I wouldn't wear. In public, even.

[Legs]

In space no one can hear you knit.

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/3/1/5/dcm_sweater_1.jpg

[Smilin]

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g95/lmcb63/FredRogers_GoldSweater.jpg

[Legs]

http://backstage.blogs.com/blogstage/images/2008/05/30/bill_cosby_sweater_8.jpg

[The Lone Ranger]

I'm surprised no one has posted this one yet:

http://static.flickr.com/13/19792036_cd4e5997a4.jpg

[Qingdai]

Oh man, I was totally going to post that one, from this blog.
Redshirt Knitting Archives » What’s with all the ugly hats? (http://erika.fisherking.org/?p=208)

I just couldn't find a good picture.
You win!

[Legs]

http://youbloglikeagirl.com/files/page0_blog_entry228_1.png

[Ymir's blood]

http://www.celebnewswire.com/Britney%20Yikes%20this%20hat%20is%20ugly1.jpg
You'd cry too, if that hat was on you!

[Legs]

I don't really understand the hats on my ugly sweater thread, but at least people are posting something. :shrug:

http://www.freewebs.com/scooby317/Scooby-Doo-Velma%20clipart%201.gif

[Watser?]

Are you insinuating that Velma's sweater is ugly? :glare:

[Ymir's blood]

I don't really understand the hats on my ugly sweater thread, but at least people are posting something. :shrug:[/IMG]

Maybe you could start an ugly hat thread for them?

[Legs]

You would just post sweaters on it to mock me. :brooding:

[Ymir's blood]

Hmm, my plans are becoming too transparent. :\

[lisarea]

Seeing as how Legs wants hats now:
http://www.vikprjonsdottir.com/myndir/skegg2.jpg

Also, it's excellent instead of ugly.

[Qingdai]

Start your own thread lazy, Ymir!

Trey on Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ifthedevilissix/2117563291/in/pool-uglysweaterproject)http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/1/6/5/0/2117563291_1e1f5fb629_thumb.jpg (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=5404&c=3)

[Ymir's blood]

Oh fiddleshits, might as well post this here then.

http://mymedia.myfoxspringfield.com/media01/00000/49/53/MzQ5MTI1_large.jpg

[Ymir's blood]

Start your own thread lazy, Ymir!

It's no good if Legsy doesn't start it. :kickcan:

[Crumb]

http://youbloglikeagirl.com/files/page0_blog_entry228_1.png

That sweater is photo shopped.

[Ensign Steve]

In space no one can hear you knit.

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/3/1/5/dcm_sweater_1.jpg

:vapours:

[Legs]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b70/FizzTheCarbonated/Crochet%20And%20Knit/SkullSweater.jpg


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/385881244_7d1900cf3e.jpg?v=0


http://chillydogsweaters.com/blackskull.jpg

[Deadlokd]

http://youbloglikeagirl.com/files/page0_blog_entry228_1.png

That sweater is photo shopped.

Are you daring to claim that the 'prints' don't match the creases?!:eek:

[Legs]

http://badsweaterguy.typepad.com/bad_sweater_guy/images/don_carrie_2.jpg

[ChuckF]

Is that Rob Reiner?

[Legs]

Either him or Crumb :giggles:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

After this thread, I feel considerably less afraid of, say, nuclear annihilation.

[Legs]

oooooh I :heart: your Albert Schweitzer quote, Uthgar.

[Crumb]

Either him or Crumb :giggles:
http://www.freethought-forum.com/livius/hugeglare.gif

[Qingdai]

You know if I had the time, and the yarn, I bet I could knit that on a sweater, or hat.

[Crumb]

:chuckle:

[erimir]

You know if I had the time, and the yarn, I bet I could knit that on a sweater, or hat.That was the exact thing I thought of when I saw that picture.

You know, except that I don't know how to knit nor want to knit, so I wasn't thinking that I would be the one making the sweater...

[Sock Puppet]

That would be the most awesome, rockin', kickass :ff: Secret Santa gift EVAR.

[ChuckF]

Yeah, well I could macramé that on a Tampax.

[Sock Puppet]

That would be decidedly less awesome of a gift. Well, maybe awe-inspiring, but not in a good way.

[ChuckF]

That would be decidedly less awesome of a gift. Well, maybe awe-inspiring, but not in a good way.
You're such a fucking Republican sometimes, you know that?

[Legs]

I bet Julie could knit a :glare: sweater, or maybe biochemgurl.

Not me though :nojustno:

[Smilin]

A :glare: sweater would totally fucking rule! :D

[Sock Puppet]

You're such a fucking Republican sometimes, you know that?Yeah, it bothers my wife, too. 'Cause when I get a severe bout of Republicanism, we have to have sex in the dark.

[SharonDee]

Yeah, well I could macramé that on a Tampax.Right. After all, the stapler renovation was such a resounding success.






:P

[ChuckF]

:ouch:

[livius drusus]

Oh man that burned.

[Ensign Steve]

I think the take-home from that is never try anything interesting ever.

[Ymir's blood]

I think the take-home from that is never try anything interesting ever.Present only your successes.

[Watser?]

A :glare: sweater would totally fucking rule! :D

:cough: I has it on a T-shurt

[Qingdai]

No good ChuckF, you can't out craft me.
I once (accidentally mind you) knitted a Mobius strip.
Now where is my :glare: stapler?

* Qingdai hides all her unfinished knitting projects.

[Dingfod]

I once (accidentally mind you) knitted a Mobius strip. How did you know when you were done?

[Qingdai]

:laugh: When I looked at the "hat" and tried to put it on.

[fragment]

Beyond the Mobius Scarf: Mathematical and Topological Knitting (http://www.squidoo.com/mathknit)

[Qingdai]

Yeah, that's how I did it, half twist on circular needles.

Sounds kinky, doen't it?

[Legs]

http://foreveramber.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/10/ugly_sweaters.jpg

[Ymir's blood]

You can't see it, but the dog is wearing a sweater with a human face on it.

[Ensign Steve]

Did they eat the bulldog?

[Julie]

I cant knit...I cant even cast on. It is beyond me...

I can crochet. (Well ok I used to be able to crochet...I cant now cause my fingers are gibbled to much.) I would have been able to make :glare: washcloths in my past life.

[Shelli]

From the :joecool2: avatar, at first I thought :^: was Crumb. :giggle:

[Shelli]

http://www.uglysweaterstore.com/individual/USS-L254.jpg

[Legs]

Here's an ugly sweater auction (http://cgi.ebay.com/VINTAGE-DISNEY-POOH-TIGGER-UGLY-CHRISTMAS-SWEATER_W0QQitemZ260315072773QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20081113?IMSfp=TL081113129009r18687) for you, Shelli :giggles:


For those of you afraid to click http://thmb.inkfrog.com/thumbn/COCOANDBEAN/DSCN9966.JPG=600

[Shelli]

:shaketigger:

[Shelli]

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/holiday-jingle-bells-balls-sweater.jpeg

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/hot-pink-holiday-christmas-sweater.jpeg

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/green-santa-sweater.gif

[Shelli]

eh... where's his other hand?? :shiftier:

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/peek-a-boo-snowman-sweater.jpg

[Shelli]

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/santa-faces-sweater.jpeg

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/warm-fuzzy-stockings-sweater.jpg

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/merry-christmas-sweater-for-holiday-parties.jpg

[Legs]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2017/2257107602_6d1b6ccf9c.jpg?v=0

[Ymir's blood]

Come back with that couch, you bastard!

[Legs]

I keep picturing those guys with their pants off.

[Qingdai]

When you picture that, do you also see the cleverly knitted "banana hammocks" I am seeing in my mind?
Because they match the sweaters...

[Shelli]

:pbjnana:

[Legs]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2007/12/18/2004081209.jpg

[Garnet]

Oh...my....

[Qingdai]

Wow! That's a look! You go girl!
Although I note that is the dreaded sweater vest with a "festive" turtle neck.

[Legs]

oh wow, it's a vest.. I didn't even notice that. :foggy:

I'm thinking of sending my secret santa victim recipient a festive sweater.

[SharonDee]

:examine:

Christopher Lowell?

[Smilin]

oh wow, it's a vest.. I didn't even notice that. :foggy:

I'm thinking of sending my secret santa victim recipient a festive sweater.

Or even an ugly hat! :D

[erimir]

:examine:

Christopher Lowell?Looks more like Vin Diesel to me, which makes it all the more amusing.

[Legs]

http://www.1pstart.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/space_invaders_sweater.jpg

The scoring is the sleeve :giggles:

[Ensign Steve]

Okay, that belongs in the Rad Sweater Thread.

[Ensign Steve]

OMG they're eating grownup food! Do they still nurse at all?

[Legs]

OMG they're eating grownup food! Do they still nurse at all?

Sweaters don't nurse :nope:

[Ensign Steve]

Thank you! I remembered posting that, and then when it wasn't there I figured I hallucinated it.

[Legs]

So is 'Rad' good?

[Ensign Steve]

Quite. :yup:

[Legs]

Okay, no more rad sweaters.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/195/513065553_85a5d233a7.jpg

[Ymir's blood]

Oh mah gawd that is like sooooo totally radical!
:jd:

[Ensign Steve]

Okay, no more rad sweaters.

:nope:

You're doing it wrong.

[Legs]

You've got to be kidding?, that is frugly as sin.

[Ensign Steve]

No way, man. I love me some Cosby sweaters. The colors, the patterns, what's not to love? :aww: This is like my favoritest thread ever.

Oh, anyway, since I have your placenta-eating thread on ignore, get a load of this: Semen Cookbook (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/wrong_just_wrong_worlds_worst.php)

[Legs]

N The colors, the patterns, what's not to love?


the colours... the patterns, that's what.

[Legs]

I could see Chuck in this.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1310/548503193_33a18e07e3.jpg?v=0

[Ensign Steve]

I'd like to see Chuck out of it. :nudge:

Srsly, though. A double-breasted cardigan? Hell yeah. And the pleated wool pants. That photo just keeps on giving.

[Legs]

He is very dapper, you have to admit that.

Ugly sweater family, the sweaters aren't that bad akshully, but look at his pants!

http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/1107590400/_i/5521868/1.jpg


You have my placenta thread on ignore? :sadcheer: I was just about to post today's entry. (placenta free)

[Legs]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2408/2121262287_107303f797.jpg?v=0

[Shelli]

No way, man. I love me some Cosby sweaters. The colors, the patterns, what's not to love? :aww: This is like my favoritest thread ever.

Oh, anyway, since I have your placenta-eating thread on ignore, get a load of this: Semen Cookbook (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/wrong_just_wrong_worlds_worst.php):lol: @ the "man-made" oysters in the book! :rofl:

[Legs]

http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/sweater.jpg

[erimir]

Now I want to know what the Code of the Meniscus is!

Is it anything like the Da Vinci code? :chin:

[Legs]

Hi erimir, your question led me to find this (http://gawker.com/358763/the-greatest-science-fair-pictures-ever) :laugh:

So thanks, :tiphat:

[ChuckF]

:foocl: "Crystal Meth: Friend or Foe" ftw

[Legs]

http://cache.lionbrand.com/stores/lionbrand/pictures/kff-dogsweatera.jpg

[ChuckF]

http://cache.lionbrand.com/stores/lionbrand/pictures/kff-dogsweatera.jpg
non-surgically neutered ^

[Tanda]

http://cache.lionbrand.com/stores/lionbrand/pictures/kff-dogsweatera.jpg

When did "Chia Sweaters" come out?? :?

[Tanda]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/432866964_f42f8adfce.jpg

[Legs]

Oh Dear :eep:

[Rob]

http://www.baadsheep.com/images/ugly%20sweaters%203%20011.JPG

www.baadsheep.com (http://www.baadsheep.com) has some pretty ugly Christmas sweaters!

[Legs]

That's pretty bad, Rob. :sadyup: oh and :welcome:

[Ymir's blood]

:welcome3: Rob!

[Legs]

http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/Sweaters.jpg

[Ymir's blood]

He needs a diving helmet to go with that.

[Legs]

What kind of diving you you think he's going to do?

[Ymir's blood]

Ah, I'm glad you asked.

YouTube - Robot Monster

[Legs]

:laugh: okay then, carry on

[pescifish]

Ah, I'm glad you asked. Me, too! I really couldn't imagine. Robot yeti, indeed.

{edited after rethink. I seriously am so not a good social group fit in! Ugh.}

[ChuckF]

What kind of diving you you think he's going to do?
I was gonna say muff-diving but that seems like the obvious answer.

[Qingdai]

"Is it fur or is it a sweater? Only the taxidermist knows for sure."
This fuzzy yarn trend has gone too far!

[Legs]

What kind of diving you you think he's going to do?
I was gonna say muff-diving but that seems like the obvious answer.

That's the way I set the joke up for you.

[ChuckF]

:shakeleglamp: You know me too well.

[Smilin]

"Is it fur or is it a sweater? Only the taxidermist knows for sure."
This fuzzy yarn trend has gone too far!

I really wonder where one could get one of those "Sasquatch sweaters"???????....

They would definately make interesting conversation pieces during the holiday family gatherings!

[Legs]

http://soulmoxie.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5502eb25b883300e553f41fd58833-500wi

[Garnet]

:rughide:

[Smilin]

errrr...does that dog have bewbs?

[Legs]

Even Ensign Steve cannot possible like this one. :blink:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2232/2311226981_6cfaf3da0e.jpg?v=0

[Shelli]

:blink:

[Legs]

It might look good with a Tigger scrunchie

[Shelli]

:nojustno:

[Garnet]

That hurt my eyeses. :pout:

[Qingdai]

That is the least flattering sweater dress I have seen in some time.
I wonder if it was made as camoflauge in a Greek restaurant or she was attacked by a bunch of Kilim (http://www.kilim.com/) carpet makers while on holiday.

[Ymir's blood]

I rather like the bold use of warm color and the neo-mariachi styling so expertly contrasted by the aquatic band across the top of the chest. It brings to mind Andean fruit sellers on the streets of Lima with perhaps just a hint of Old World charm.

[Legs]

She needs a :llama:

[pescifish]

Even Ensign Steve cannot possible like this one.
:mememe:

I think it's gorgeous. Seriously.

[Farren]

Even Ensign Steve cannot possible like this one. :blink:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2232/2311226981_6cfaf3da0e.jpg?v=0

I think its lovely. It just shouldn't be combined with a person.

[Legs]

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/F2007RTW/GDEACON/RUNWAY/00080m.jpg

[Ymir's blood]

Shrink ray not included

[Naru]

Dignity not included

[Qingdai]

MUST GET BIGGER YARN! BIGGER NEEDLES!
I bet that took all of two minutes to knit, it's like 40 stitches and bam! You're done.

I wonder what happens when you put that thing in the dryer?
:science:

[Legs]

They call this "The Placenta"

http://www.anacam.com/lj2007/pluckyfluffbook1.jpg

[Qingdai]

She's still trying to figure out where her arms go, and which pair of arms goes where.
:lol:

[Smilin]

i'M bettin' Legs gets an Ugly sweater from her secret santa.... :grin:

[Legs]

:nojustno:

[Legs]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/464795379_440551d23b.jpg?v=0

[Qingdai]

Good thing my grandma isn't around to see that. It'd be under the tree for me faster than you can say, "I only wear black grandma."

[Ymir's blood]

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/holiday-jingle-bells-balls-sweater.jpeg

[Legs]

You have to have balls to wear that one, Yb.

[Watser?]

Not to mention the balls you need to wear black grandma :unnod:

[Shelli]

:lol:

[Shelli]

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/holiday-jingle-bells-balls-sweater.jpegNothing shows up for me. :sadcheersanta:

[Legs]

You are soooooo lucky.

Click this (http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/holiday-jingle-bells-balls-sweater.jpeg)

[Watser?]

Lucky again, I guess. Does not open.

[erimir]

Highlight the URL in the address bar, and then hit enter. Worked for me.

[Naru]

Edit: nm I can see it now

I wish I hadn't...

[Shelli]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!1! :shakeeyes:

[Naru]

erimir is responsible for making me see a lot of pictures that I didn't want to lately :glare:

[erimir]

That might be the ugliest ugly sweater ever.

[Shelli]

Yeah! What Naruto said! :shakeglare:

[erimir]

erimir is responsible for making me see a lot of pictures that I didn't want to lately :glare:
Yeah! What Naruto said! :shakeglare::giggle:

[freemonkey]

Even Ensign Steve cannot possible like this one. :blink:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2232/2311226981_6cfaf3da0e.jpg?v=0

I think its lovely. It just shouldn't be combined with a person.

It would make a great blanket. I love the waves and the colors.

[Legs]

I agree, a nice blanket for a nice dark room.

[Naru]

I agree, a nice blanket for a nice dark room.

Preferably one that's too dark to see it.

[Dingfod]

I wouldn't wear a blanket like that either, not out in public.

[Ymir's blood]

You have to have balls to wear that one, Yb.
My sweater is red. That one's for Qingdai.

[Shelli]

I dunno, even as a blanket, that sweater is even too bright for me, and that's saying something. :nova:

[Qingdai]

Thanks for thinking of me Ymir, thanks a lot.
:glare:

[Shelli]

:sniggle:

[Ymir's blood]

Thanks for thinking of me Ymir, thanks a lot.
:glare:Well, I thought I should do something to make up for teasing you about your pathological hatred of pie.

[Legs]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514V4YFZZML._SL500_AA280_.jpg

[JoeP]

They call this "The Placenta"

http://www.anacam.com/lj2007/pluckyfluffbook1.jpg

It has ... several arm holes ... :cthulhu3:

[Legs]

JoeP Sweater?

http://www.sheep2sweater.co.uk/images/59.jpg

[Shelli]

Good lawd above! :egad:

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Highlight the URL in the address bar, and then hit enter. Worked for me.
I suspect my mother would buy that (for herself).

[erimir]

Do scientists often call, wishing to study the mind of your mother?

Truly it must be unique.

[Legs]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/115/293969646_f5ec8c9216.jpg?v=0

[JoeP]

JoeP Sweater?

http://www.sheep2sweater.co.uk/images/59.jpg

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4668&stc=1&d=1228574817

[Legs]

:giggles:

[curses]

Sooo yeah, we went to the mall tonight and parked by Belk. Ugly Christmas-sweaterness was discovered. Thanks to Yb for making this posting possible. Stupid windows mobile being incompatible with mac. :shakewindows:

Bonus Domo kun display at the music store.

Edit: Legs, they had :shakeleglamp: lamps minus the shaking bit.

[Qingdai]

Good avatar, Curses!

:laugh:

Nice display of the dreaded "sweater vest."

[JoeP]

Edit: Legs, they had :shakeleglamp: lamps minus the shaking bit.

I hope you rectified that.

[inland wave]

The pictures remind me of old lady teachers that I had in my younger years.
They had a sweater for every holiday and season. I must confess that I went through a stage when my children were young that I did too. I thought it was fun and festive. Not anymore.

[inland wave]

Edit: Legs, they had :shakeleglamp: lamps minus the shaking bit.

I hope you rectified that.

:giggle:

[Shelli]

Sooo yeah, we went to the mall tonight and parked by Belk. Ugly Christmas-sweaterness was discovered. Thanks to Yb for making this posting possible. Stupid windows mobile being incompatible with mac. :shakemicrosoft:.:fixed:


Great av, curses! :thumbup:

[Ensign Steve]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4676&d=1228616299

When I was shopping for school supplies at Target last August, they had all this Domokun stuff like folders and binders and pencil cases. And I was in hysterics laughing at it, and mom was like, "What the hell is so funny? Are you drunk?"

Edit: Oh my, I didn't realize how big that image was. I might have to save it for my desktop backgrund. :=D

[Legs]

http://wallaceandgromit.net/images/wng_sweater.jpg

[Naru]

That sweater is awesome

[Shelli]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514V4YFZZML._SL500_AA280_.jpgI still think this is cute as hell. :^^

[Legs]

It's the hat that makes it. :^^

[curses]

Aww, I like the :wallace: :gromit: sweater!

[ceptimus]

That sweater is obviously from a cultured home. Note the books on Linux and HTML in the bookcase behind.

[Legs]

http://fashiontribes.typepad.com/main/images/mens_penguin_sweater_nordstrom.jpg

[Qingdai]

You know if you mix all the colors on that sweater together, I believe you get puce. Or brown.

[ChuckF]

I kind of like that sweater
:paperbag:

The orange is a little extreme but it's not all bad.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

There's a sweater? All I see is pouty lips...

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

And a cross between Jake and Ewan..

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Oh god, I'm at work.... :faint:

[Ymir's blood]

Nice with the tire track across the front. I dub thee roadkill sweater.

[erimir]

http://fashiontribes.typepad.com/main/images/mens_penguin_sweater_nordstrom.jpgThat sweater does have some weirdness going on... but yet...

It's not an ugly picture, anyway.

I'm having a hard time judging this one. Could you find a picture of someone ugly wearing it?

[Uthgar the Brazen]

My lust already beat yours there...

[erimir]

I noticed.

Randy old man.

[Dingfod]

I went to the Goodwill thrift store, there were ugly sweaters galore. I need to go back with a camera.

[One for Sorrow]

I've been invited to an ugly sweater holiday party next weekend. I may have to hit up Goodwill to find something sufficiently hideous.

[Ensign Steve]

I'm going to a Charles Phoenix (http://www.godblessamericana.com/) roller-skating party on Saturday, and I was really disappointed that Target didn't have any sweaters hideous enough. Goodwill, you say? :chin:

[JoeP]

I'm having a hard time

That's what he said!

[Ymir's blood]

Since the chatters demanded.

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4742&stc=1&d=1229220675

[pescifish]

MOOSE!!!1!

Tis a leeeetle tipsly.

[Shelli]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pNJFZtinpKY/R2qgZm--ckI/AAAAAAAACkk/C5j8N0LR-6E/s400/alan+sweater.png

[Shelli]

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2007/12/31/1199125415_7059.jpg

[Ymir's blood]

pengy!

[Shelli]

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2007/12/24/1198524339_8971.jpg

[Tanda]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/happypanda/GrannyMan640.jpg

Omg, he is so whipped.

[Legs]

http://www.sheknowsbest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/polo-ralph-lauren-snowflakes-sweater.jpg

[Legs]

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL487/161273/1130766/287900569.jpg

[Garnet]

That one hurt my eyes. :dontlook:

[Legs]

It looks a little like your avatart. :nod:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

That one hurt my eyes. :dontlook:

Then stop staring at the nipple! Gods, did you learn nothing from your experiences with Barbie as a child?

[Garnet]

Nah, my avatart doesn't make me want to poke my eyes out. But, it does glitter a bit.

And, I didn't have a Barbie. I preferred Hot Wheels.

But, I've always like nipples.

[Pinecone]

I'd slit my wrists too if I had to wear that.

Mommie why is that ladies neck tan and her body a pasty white?

[Smilin]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle2782.jpg

[Legs]

I'd totally wear the pearls though.

[roastelk]

Seeing as how Legs wants hats now:
http://www.vikprjonsdottir.com/myndir/skegg2.jpg

Also, it's excellent instead of ugly.




where the hell does one buy a mustache balaclava? I freekin want one

[JoeP]

http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL487/161273/1130766/287900569.jpg

At least it's representative advertising.

Makes you look like a complete dummy.

[lisarea]

where the hell does one buy a mustache balaclava? I freekin want one

Looks like you can get them here, (http://www.scandinaviangrace.com/products/bed/accessories/39) but they cost like 135 Americans.

The better option might be to make one. There are both knit (http://giftable.wordpress.com/bearded-toque/) and crochet (http://www.instructables.com/id/How_to_Crochet_a_Mustache_Hat_Costume/) instructions around on the internets.

[Tanda]

Looks like you can get them here, (http://www.scandinaviangrace.com/products/bed/accessories/39) but they cost like 135 Americans.



:faint: 135 Americans? Those poor people.

[Legs]

Now here's a look.

https://flymode.com/catalog/images/P/8007GRE.jpg

[Legs]

and and ugly sweater that is covered in ugly sweaters

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/christmas-sweater-with-holiday-sweaters.jpg

[lisarea]

It's really a cape or something, but it's important to the thread all the same:

http://pattihaskins.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/rat.jpg

[Legs]

It's really a doiley. It's adorable though :vibes:

[Dingfod]

Is that a rat?

[Qingdai]

A rat doily, I can't think of anything more deserving of a doily.

Why bother cleaning? Just slap a doily on the rat, no one will notice.

:lol:

[Shelli]

:LOL:

[Garnet]

Somebody's been readin' the :ff:

Tackiest Christmas sweaters: News & Videos about Tackiest Christmas sweaters - iReport.com (http://www.ireport.com/ir-topic-stories.jspa?topicId=165430)

:unnod:

[lisarea]

Yeah, The Young People have ugly sweater parties around the holidays sometimes. The LM just went to one.

For some reason, though, he borrowed my olive green sweater with the little hot pink and orange flowers on it.

[Qingdai]

Picture please!

[lisarea]

I'll see if I can get a picture the next time I see them. (When the LM borrows my clothes--which he does a LOT--he just keeps them forever.)

I'll have to start a Beautiful Sweater Thread or something, though.

[One for Sorrow]

The B-man and I went to a tacky holiday sweater party on Friday night. I have a lot of fugly clothes in my closet, but nothing that I felt was quite hideous enough to make the cut. So, I entrusted him with the task of going to the thrift store and finding me one. $2.75 later, I had this gem:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/tandoori_magpie/Friends/dscn0004-1.jpg

What's particularly funny is that we noticed about a week ago (when we raided his parents' closet to find his lovely party attire) that his mother has the exact same sweater. So, he said it was serendipitous when he happened upon it in the thrift store. We both reacted with, "Holy shit, they actually made two of them!" :shock:

[lisarea]

I decided to conserve precious natural resources by using this ugly sweater thread instead of starting one for awesome sweaters.

I told the LM I needed to take a picture, and he was all like, "NOOOO! WHY?!?!?! I DON'T WANNA!" so I actually had to put the sweater on him and pull him out of the doorway where he was trying to hide.

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[Legs]

http://yeeeeee.com/imagebank/Sleepy/81603961.jpg

[Qingdai]

:twitch:

[Ymir's blood]

shopped

[Garnet]

:OMG:

[Legs]

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/90/d/AAAAAqYP_YoAAAAAAJDa3w.jpg