The Let's-Stress-liv-for-Christmas Thread

[Brimshack]

Okay, so I got my Secret Santa recipient. Does anyone want to know who it is? I'm sending coal by the way. Does anyone want to know who I am sending coal to?

Hey, does anyone want to trade? Let's exchange names and trade? Oh, hey, if we send them early, we can open them before Thanksgiving. Cool huh?

Come on, it'll be fun!

[Qingdai]

Oh, man she's gonna Santa glare you.

I'm going to figure out what I'm going to give my recipient, then post everything in the package. So the minute my recipient gets the package it will completely not be a surprise.
Bwahahah.

[biochemgirl]

No, we're not supposed to send them early, we're supposed to send them AFTER Dec 22nd. Geesh!

[Brimshack]

Oh yeah, that's right. I'm not sending mine till the 23rd.

[beyelzu]

in related news, liv, confirmed via email that we are to xray our contents, I asked a fellow board member why, and i discovered that we are to xray contents to make sure that there are no puppies running low on food inside the packages.


so to repeat, xray packages

[vremya]

I'm sending my Secret Santa recipient a pony!

[Watser?]

No worries santa recipient, the puppy I sent you was already dead :yup:

[Qingdai]

I don't have access to x-ray, I do have access to ultra sound though.....
Gray picture of package contents coming after package sent the.....25 of January right? It's Eastern Orthodox Christmas right?

[Dingfod]

I've changed my mind.

[lisarea]

I hate my Santee.

I'm just going to send a giant box of feces.

[Legs]

I hope my package makes it to South Africa on time.

[livius drusus]

I'm gonna git you guys so good. Just you wait. When what you've got coming to you comes to you you guys are going to be all damn.

[Master Taran]

Ooh, I feel so threatened.

[Plant Woman]

:foocl:

[Brimshack]

I hate my Santee.

I'm just going to send a giant box of feces.


So, you'll be helping with someone's gardening then?

[Ensign Steve]

Hey can whoever got me please PM me? I need to give you some special mailing instructions.

[Crumb]

Sure.

[BrotherMan]

No, ES, you have to buy your own batteries.

[Ensign Steve]

:sadcheer:

[Brimshack]

Just mail yourself to her naked, and I think everything will be just fine. ...you will be home, won't you ES?

...better put some food in the box before you climb in.

[biochemgirl]

:giggle: I like the way this thread is headed.

[godfry n. glad]

We're supposed to use stuff we have laying about....right?

I don't know if my giftee is a gardener or not.

Do you think they'll like the box of chickenshit, anyway?

[Ensign Steve]

:hellyes:

[Legs]

We're supposed to use stuff we have laying about....right?


and/or purchase something inexpensive and funky.

[Dingfod]

We're supposed to use stuff we have laying about....right?I think we saw pictures not too long ago of the sort of loot your recipient might get.

[Qingdai]

So I should throw out all these Fabrage eggs I bought then?

[godfry n. glad]

So I should throw out all these Fabrage eggs I bought then?

Not if they were just "laying about the house".

You have Fabergé chickens?

[Dingfod]

So I should throw out all these Fabrage eggs I bought then?Fabrage eggs are kind of like the Rolax watch I bought in NYC.

[godfry n. glad]

You have a Rolax?

Goooooooolleeeee....

[Qingdai]

Damn off brand luxuries!

[Sock Puppet]

We're supposed to use stuff we have laying about....right?


and/or purchase something inexpensive and funky.I think the chickenshit already covers the "funky" part.