The boobie thread

[Beth]

Ok, to honor Liv in her request (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1802), I start this thread.

So, what is your boobie preference? They are delightful and come in in all shapes and sizes.
What is your most memorable thought of someone elses boobies? Mine is an image I saw in NatGeo. The ladies (oh the poor ladies!...) were caring for kids and had their boobies tossed over their soulders. Ok, so mine is non-sexual.

ok, I never claimed to be the mac at threads, but indulge this cornball, please. Liv, maybe you should be more selective in such requests in the future. You end up with these kinda threads.

[viscousmemories]

I was going to say it's hard to imagine a boobie I wouldn't like, but then I saw:

...had their boobies tossed over their soulders.

:shifty:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

I like blue footed boobies
http://www.coutant.com/peru/40.jpg

A pair of great tits is nice to.
http://freespace.virgin.net/tom.hubball/GreatTit.jpghttp://freespace.virgin.net/tom.hubball/GreatTit.jpg

[TomJoe]

lol

[Beth]

Hehe. That was cute. I was trying not to use "Breasts" cuz, well, I have a hard enough time posting about sex stuff anymore cuz I am married and all.

[LadyShea]

Slung over their shoulders? Gah, the image is now burned into my brain!!

[Ensign Steve]

Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs. hang. low?

I know a dick version, too, but it doesn't belong on this thread.

[justaman]

Tits rock. They are definitely best with context, though. i mean from a male perspective....or mine at least...there's two elements to the rewards of titty-visibility.

a) the aesthetic pleasure
b) the contextual situation

Basically (b) is talking about prior knowledge of the person. Seeing a pair of tits is one thing, seeing a pair of great tits is another, but seeing a pair of great tits on someone you know and have always wanted to see is something else completely. That's why movie stars get so much to bare all. We've seen them before, have been frustrated with the M15-sheets-kept-tightly-up-to-the-chin-sex-scenes and want more dammit. When they finally relent the world is good.

The best tits I've ever seen have been from friends who I don't have any real desire ot be with, but who are very attractive none-the-less. Aesthetically, might not be the best in the world, but the context makes it awesome! :howl:

[LadyShea]

The best tits I have personally seen (and touched!) belong to this woman:

Tiffany Sloanhttp://www.midnightowlvideo.com/PlayboyVideos/PlayboyVideoCenterfolds/PlayboyVideoCenterfolds/TiffanySloan/images/07Tiffany.JPG

All the pictures of her boobs seem to be copyrighted as she is a Playmate and does vids. Google image brings up a lot though if you're interested. They were done by Dr. Fisher in Beverly Hills, plastic surgeon to the stars ;)

The fact that she's a huge sweetheart as well as gorgeous probably helps put her at the top of my list.

[Sweetie]

Breast memories, oh, tits sorry. :P

And non-sexual things allowed right? (quick check :wink: )

What is your most memorable thought of someone elses boobies?

So my cousin had these whoppers, lol, but she was breast feeding in an I size bra, wore diapers for nursing pads. :eek: So my husband, this was the first time he had met her and she's a good looking woman too, his eyes pop out, you could see it, like "whoa!" and then the kindof, look away, pretend you never noticed. I laughed.

So we went to the beach and you can tell he was looking again, slyly of course, then next time he looks she's breastfeeding and I don't know what it was, I don't remember exactly, I just remember that the look on his face was priceless and gawd I laughed so damned hard, her just whipping it out right there but it's breastfeeding so him feeling disgust in that moment or embarassment or just not having expected to see "that" when he was peeping or whatever and seeing all of this on his face! :roflmao:

Poor girl though, these "things" really hurt her back.

[RevDahlia]

I am awfully fond of my own boobies. I am an odd-looking and misshapen human being who somehow wound up with with great tits. Lots of people have asked if they're fake, which I take as a compliment, as anyone who otherwise looks like a 14-year-old boy would.

Other people's boobies ... I fondly recall my only real girlfriend, who was not only spectacularly beautiful but had the most exquisite pair of margarita-glass B-cups I've ever seen. They almost made it worth putting up with her heinous personality. (Yes, I am pretty straight, but I would wager that many other straight girls would embark on a queerer path if they had such flawless breasts available to them. It's really too bad she was such a bitch.)

[Godless Dave]

I can't write too much about it in public, but I recently had an experience with a woman about my age whose breasts looked great with clothes on but once she took her bra off it was sag city. They aren't even all that big, just a pair of 60-year-old breasts on a 36-year-old body. It was disconcerting to say the least.

[freemonkey]

LOL, how appropo, while I was searching for something else, I found this:

[LadyShea]

Hey freemonkey, where did you find my Mardi Gras pictures ;)

[Sweetie]

I went to a party fairly recently and ended up staying the night. I slept on the floor, this nineteen or twenty year old guy slept on the couch fairly close beside me, other friends on the pull out couch a little ways from that. I got so fricken hot at night that I do what I usually do, I just took off my shirt but in my sleep I put on my bikini top instead. I woke up, damn, my arms above my head, my boob was completely uncovered and this guy, he was awake and had been for awhile, :doh: , *groan*. Hope I wasn't keeping him awake. :D

I could be a nudist because I'm not particularily modest but not an exhibitionist. It suits me to be subtle and untouchable, it suits my sense of sensuality I guess, invite an unveiling as opposed to having it all right there.

My girls are sweet and humble I would say, nipples are what nipples are supposed to be, gentle and natural slope, graceful heaviness so I don't know if that's because of familiarity but that's what I tend to find beautiful as far as breasts are concerned, more what you'd see on a runway/super model than on a playgirl but my sense of beauty has always had more to do with bone structure, sinew and shape.

I could use a fat injection but I don't think I'd ever get an implant, I don't like breasts that defy the laws of gravity. :D

[Gurdur]

Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs. hang. low?

I know a dick version, too, but it doesn't belong on this thread.
Your training is showing. :wink:

BTW, as far as breasts being thrown over shoulders, and exposed, etc., and 12" or 15" dicks hanging low (and half-exposed) but completely lacking in erectile ability, all of that was very common where I grew up as a kid.

[Dingfod]

Booby nose art:
http://www.jcs-group.com/military/afwarpaint/Booby%20Trap.jpg

[Beth]

Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs. hang. low?

I know a dick version, too, but it doesn't belong on this thread.My kids used to sing this along with Barney.

[Beth]

The best tits I have personally seen (and touched!) belong to this woman:

Tiffany Sloanhttp://www.midnightowlvideo.com/PlayboyVideos/PlayboyVideoCenterfolds/PlayboyVideoCenterfolds/TiffanySloan/images/07Tiffany.JPG

All the pictures of her boobs seem to be copyrighted as she is a Playmate and does vids. Google image brings up a lot though if you're interested. They were done by Dr. Fisher in Beverly Hills, plastic surgeon to the stars ;)

The fact that she's a huge sweetheart as well as gorgeous probably helps put her at the top of my list.Wow! (http://gossip.babeleweb.net/tiffany_sloan_sc_1533.htm)
She (http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/playmates/pics/Tiffany%20Sloan%20001.jpg) is stunning. Very nice boobies, indeed. :)

[Beth]

I went to a party fairly recently and ended up staying the night. I slept on the floor, this nineteen or twenty year old guy slept on the couch fairly close beside me, other friends on the pull out couch a little ways from that. I got so fricken hot at night that I do what I usually do, I just took off my shirt but in my sleep I put on my bikini top instead. I woke up, damn, my arms above my head, my boob was completely uncovered and this guy, he was awake and had been for awhile, :doh: , *groan*. Hope I wasn't keeping him awake. :D
Erk. I guess he had an interesting view. Lucky him.

I could be a nudist because I'm not particularily modest but not an exhibitionist. It suits me to be subtle and untouchable, it suits my sense of sensuality I guess, invite an unveiling as opposed to having it all right there.
I am extremely modest but I tend to attract attention anyway. I am very shy, even though I have been working out and, although not quite in as good a shape as I was when I was a teenager, I am a little smaller and thinner and probably should not feel so horribly shy. I wish I had more of an immodest nature in regard to nudity.

My girls are sweet and humble I would say, nipples are what nipples are supposed to be, gentle and natural slope, graceful heaviness so I don't know if that's because of familiarity but that's what I tend to find beautiful as far as breasts are concerned, more what you'd see on a runway/super model than on a playgirl but my sense of beauty has always had more to do with bone structure, sinew and shape.

I could use a fat injection but I don't think I'd ever get an implant, I don't like breasts that defy the laws of gravity. :D
Well, you obviously like your breasts. I don't care much for mine although they sag no more than I saw in the pic of Sloan. I try to keep 'em strapped up to my chest and even sleep in a bra I suppose that NatGeo picture traumatised me when I was little, I was always scared of that happening to me. They survived nursing two kids for four years and reaching gargantuan sizes that you described of your cousin.

[LadyShea]

I had my implants done so that my boobs hang naturally as did Tiffany. Boobs should not be under your chin and those girls who seem to have softballs glued to their chests got bad augmentations and/or went to discount surgeons.

[RevDahlia]

I had my implants done so that my boobs hang naturally as did Tiffany. Boobs should not be under your chin and those girls who seem to have softballs glued to their chests got bad augmentations and/or went to discount surgeons.
You are in possession of a truly fantastic boob job, I must say.

[Godless Dave]

I am awfully fond of my own boobies. I ... wound up with with great tits.

Wow, 24 hours and no one has said this yet. Allow me to be the first.

Post proof or retract!

[Petra]

I don't have proud, cheeky, voluptuous or melon-like boobies. My breasts are far from grand. :(

But I've got really sweet nipples, and they're particularly lovely when they're feeling a wee bit cold (see! :D).


Does that count?

[Godless Dave]

Size isn't everything.

[Petra]

You're a sweet, sweet man, GD. :huggle:

[kensloft]

There is a big problem with tits. They're all so beautiful. Big ones, small ones, in between ones. The question is like when you go out with the guys and you see a few beautiful women. The first piece of conversation to come out in the conversation, while everyone is sitting there trying to pretend that they aren't drooling, is which one do you like?

While they are mentally fucking the ones of their choice I catch my breath and say, "They're all beautiful! How in the fuck can I choose one?"

It ain't pretty but I've seen enough of them in real life to affirm that they are all beautiful. Even the saggy ones that hang down aren't like that when she is laying down. They go right back to where they are supposed to be.

Sheesh! Even the disproportionately, unequally sized ones are beautiful. Maybe I'm weird... no... I'm here at ftf so ... ? Fuck I am weird!

[kensloft]

There is a big problem with tits. :bow: They're all so beautiful. Big ones, small ones, in between ones. The question is like when you go out with the guys and you see a few beautiful women. The first piece of conversation to come out in the conversation, while everyone is sitting there trying to pretend that they aren't :lecher: drooling, is which one do you like? :popcorn:

While they are mentally fucking the ones of their choice I catch my breath and say, "They're all beautiful! How in the fuck can I choose one?" :yup:

It ain't pretty but I've seen enough of them in real life to affirm that they are all beautiful. Even the saggy ones that hang down aren't like that when she is laying down. They go right back to where they are supposed to be.

Sheesh! Even the disproportionately, unequally sized ones are beautiful. Maybe I'm weird... no... I'm here at ftf so ... ? Fuck I am weird! :doh:

[Shake]

I had my implants done so that my boobs hang naturally as did Tiffany. Boobs should not be under your chin and those girls who seem to have softballs glued to their chests got bad augmentations and/or went to discount surgeons.
You are in possession of a truly fantastic boob job, I must say.
I must concur wholeheartedly with this statement! :yup:

[LadyShea]

That is a beautiful nipple Luna!


And thanks for the nice words about my boob job guys. I was very selective about my surgeon, size, etc. They are too big now that I am fat from the infertility treatments, but I am planning to change that situation.

[Godless Dave]

You're a sweet, sweet man, GD. :huggle:

I'm not saying it just to be nice or to entice you to post more pictures (or email them to daveteegarden @ yaho.com). I've always like small, elegant, perky breasts, and after the sagging incident I have a newfound appreciation for good things in small packages.

[JoeP]

I don't have proud, cheeky, voluptuous or melon-like boobies. My breasts are far from grand. :(

But I've got really sweet nipples, and they're particularly lovely when they're feeling a wee bit cold (see! :D).


Does that count?
The attachment thumbnail says "Click for larger version". Does that work in real life too?

Anyway, it most definitely counts!

[Shake]

The attachment thumbnail says "Click for larger version". Does that work in real life too?

Anyway, it most definitely counts!
They (it) do(es) look pretty nice! Also, I've got agree with GD's post above (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43033&postcount=31).

[Clutch Munny]

I am turned on by breasts that are attached to women who turn me on.

Same for legs, butt, whatever... each plays a part in my reactions to the others, and each interacts with whether a woman is smart, funny... whether she thinks sexy.

In short, I don't find a body part sexy in isolation. Saggy boobs on a sexy woman are sexy.

[RevDahlia]

I am awfully fond of my own boobies. I ... wound up with with great tits.

Wow, 24 hours and no one has said this yet. Allow me to be the first.

Post proof or retract!
Okay, I'll do it... the very instant that I want a divorce. :D

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Okay, I'll do it... the very instant that I want a divorce. :D

You're married? Shit. I thought I had a chance. :kickcan:

[Gurdur]

....In short, I don't find a body part sexy in isolation. ...
Besides which, after a while they look so tacky floating in formalin in a goldfish bowl on the mantelpeice.

[seebs]

Besides which, after a while they look so tacky floating in formalin in a goldfish bowl on the mantelpeice.

No one's ever gonna let me live that down, huh.

[Clutch Munny]

....In short, I don't find a body part sexy in isolation. ...
Besides which, after a while they look so tacky floating in formalin in a goldfish bowl on the mantelpeice.


Or just hovering in the air, disembodied, attached to no one and nothing. That's unsettling, to be honest.

[Beth]

I am awfully fond of my own boobies. I ... wound up with with great tits.

Wow, 24 hours and no one has said this yet. Allow me to be the first.

Post proof or retract!
Okay, I'll do it... the very instant that I want a divorce. :D
Yup, that would be my fate as well.

[Sweetie]

I am turned on by breasts that are attached to women who turn me on.

Same for legs, butt, whatever... each plays a part in my reactions to the others, and each interacts with whether a woman is smart, funny... whether she thinks sexy.

In short, I don't find a body part sexy in isolation. Saggy boobs on a sexy woman are sexy.

I would have to agree with this. On one level there are particular shapes and body parts that I prefer to be certain ways, but on a deeper lower level, confidence is the most attractive thing ever, ever, ever. Self-esteem, self-worth. A man can have confidence and be not physically what I prefer but if he was confident, I'd definately look twice.

In school I would notice that popular people weren't always pretty, but they were confident with strong personalities. Actually we were discussing this the other day with my friends about another friend, he's not particularily good-looking but he is very, very attractive, though his body is rather nice, but we're all like, that's the first thing you see about him, shoulders straight and back, eyes drawn to him because of his personality.

I've always been a bit of a non-conformist but I also recognized this early in my life and I adopted what it meant. There are some pretty people out there who think they're ugly, skinny people who think they're fat, etc., women who think that because of their breast size, nobody would want them, not good enough so I became a take it or leave it type of girl, though I'm sure the seeds of that were already there, I'm strong-willed and not particularily fond of bullshit, :D translation: I don't care if you like it or not, I like it and I am worth it, take it or leave it though that doesn't mean that I don't recognize that there's always room for improvement but it does affect what "improvements" you might be likely to make and which ones maybe you shouldn't make.

Now I recognize that when I presented my picture in the mug shots thread that I might've given a different impression. I have no problem meeting people real life and meeting them with who I am and what I look like, but on the internet it's different, I don't like having to do that after-the-fact of meeting.

And yes, I realize I'm kindof off-topic yet again! :doh: I'm incorrigible, but bottom-line, you don't know who's reading, what age and all the feelings involved so I thought it needed to be said because what Clutch said is true for many of us.

ie: Brittany Spears did not need a boob job and you don't either, there is no such thing as perfect breasts (if you've ever seen American Beauty), everybody is attracted to different things, etc. :wave:

[Lauri D]

"Give me boobies or give me death".

Big or small, I love them all! (OK, not all really; I have a strong distaste for the fake ones that look like, as LadyShea said, softballs stuck to the chest). If they're fake they should still have a natural look (curvature, slope and proportion).

I've always been very happy with my own and never wished that they were either bigger or smaller. I'd say that they are one of the, say, 4 features I am entirely happy with.

My favorite celebrity boobies are Laetitia Casta's perfect pair. :lecher:

[RevDahlia]

never mind, carry on...

[justaman]

I don't have proud, cheeky, voluptuous or melon-like boobies. My breasts are far from grand. :(

But I've got really sweet nipples, and they're particularly lovely when they're feeling a wee bit cold (see! :D).


Does that count?
Boy was THAT the wrong attachment to open in an internet cafe :giggle:

Nevertheless, allow me to add to the kudos! :clap:

[Sweetie]

Nevertheless, allow me to add to the kudos! :clap:

Her breast looks remarkably familiar. :giggles: Soften the lines a bit, make the nipple a bit darker and consider your prior hints realized, luv. *ruffles hair* :P

[Sweetie]

Anyways, so my response to appealing to a surgically altered standard of beauty:

"..the ideal woman, says Dr. Blake Woodside, is one who has a 'totally flat figure except for large breasts, which is physiologically impossible.'"

http://www.planetpapers.com/Assets/4085.php

My husband has to choose between bigger breasts or a nicer ass :D, both are dependent on my weight. Since he's an ass-man, his choice is easy but his real choice above all of those things is a healthy me, that I love myself. I've actually helped him with his own self-esteem issues.

See, if these blobs of pure fat on my chest were bigger or smaller or whatever, completely unrealistic, real life being as it is, why I'd be perfect, wouldn't I? :chin:

[AspenMama]

Some random mammary thoughts---

I started wearing a bra in the 5th grad-- 36B-- the smallest I ever was. I remember the male teachers staring even back then.

One of my female co-workers often urges me to show my "classic" figure more at work, especially my cleavage. Odd.

Last time I went out with my boyfriend and wore a somewhat lowcut blouse I felt uncomfortable at the constant unabashed stare of a male lone diner a few tables down. In other situations, I could care less about my significant cleavage.

I nursed both my babies-- my son for 17 months and my daughter for two years. Their mouths could not fit around my entire nipple. There is nothing more satisfying in life than to feel and see my baby's satisfaction from suckling. My breasts decreased from a size 36G to a 36DD and have stayed that way for a number of years. Recently, I've lost 15 pounds and am in a size 8. I can fit into some 36D size bras now. They sag slightly because of the nursing but I wouldn't change having nursed for anything. I've considered getting a lift someday-- but I've mixed feelings on it. I think smaller breasts are more attractive and that large breasts look funny on smaller frames making women look heavier. When I get back down to a size 6, I'm going to decide about the lift at that point.

Whenever I see a woman nursing in public I always, always give her a smile and say that's wonderful... I sometimes get a tingle still remembering the feeling.

[Legs]

Breast size determines personality

An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman’s personality from the size and shape of her breasts. According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: “A woman’s breasts denote a woman’s character, just like her star sign.”

He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman’s chest size says about her. The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. “She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex,” he said.

For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with “lemon” breasts - pert and prominent. “These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises.” Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. “A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly.”

Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. “This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex.” Even women with “oranges” are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. “While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships.”

Small-breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are “funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex,” says the researcher. A woman with pear-shaped breasts “Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs.”

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_25-2-2005_pg9_2

[Dingfod]

So, which is it, do women grow breasts that match their personality or does their personality develop to match their breasts?

[Crumb]

I think we need to conduct our own investigation here to verify this mans findings. So start posting the pics ladies.

[Petra]

So, which is it, do women grow breasts that match their personality or does their personality develop to match their breasts?

It appears that women are personable fruit trees and I only hope that any canning of said fruit will be done in natural juices and not sugar syrup. And I am pleased to know that as a cheery cherry, I'm a little tart. :yup:

[Godless Dave]

Last time I went out with my boyfriend and wore a somewhat lowcut blouse I felt uncomfortable at the constant unabashed stare of a male lone diner a few tables down.

Sorry. I'll wear sunglasses next time.

[freemonkey]

Speakin' of bobies, here's a song for y'all! (http://blogumentary.typepad.com/secretfarm/files/bounce_your_boobies.mp3)

[AspenMama]

Last time I went out with my boyfriend and wore a somewhat lowcut blouse I felt uncomfortable at the constant unabashed stare of a male lone diner a few tables down.

Sorry. I'll wear sunglasses next time.

:D

[AspenMama]

Breast size determines personality
What a crock. Doesn't that guy have anything better to research?

[seebs]

Breast size determines personality
What a crock. Doesn't that guy have anything better to research?

Like what? Drunkenness? (http://www.satirewire.com/news/march02/women.shtml)

[Johnny Pneumatic]

An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman’s personality from the size and shape of her breasts. According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: “A woman’s breasts denote a woman’s character, just like her star sign.”

Yeah we all know astrology is correct. :rolleye1: Dumb ass wasting money and time.


My song; to the tune of Jesus Loves the Little Children:

SJ loves the lovely boobies, all the boobies of the world. Red, brown, yellow, black and white, they are erotic in my sight; SJ loves the lovely boobies of the world.

[Crumb]

:drunk4: That's catchy SJ. :wink: