Hello Operator-

[Tanda]

I need to be connected to someone other than Steve in Chat.

Free secret to first chatter.

Thanks.
:panda:

[Ensign Steve]

Damn, too slow! :darn:

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you from behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy sat upon it...

:bgirl:

[Qingdai]

Engine, Engine No. 9
Gets you to your job just fine.
Can't get off the PR track.
Ever dream you'd be a flack?

Y-E-S Man is your role,
And
You
Are
Not
Writing-that-novel.


So I'm bored and have apparently stumped Steve Austin, so he aint talking to me either.

[Qingdai]

Fine, whatever.

Miss Molly had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell
miss molly went to heaven
the steamboat went to hell-O
operator, please give me number 9

[Tanda]

And if you disconnect me
I'll kick your fat
behind the fridgerator
there was a piece of glass...

I had a secret rant yesterday. Still have it, if there are any takers...

[Qingdai]

It just so happens I have the lyrics to Miss Molly on my desktop.

Miss molly sat upon it and broke her little ass-K me
me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies,
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies
are in the city the bees are in the park
the boys and girls are kissing in the D A R K DARK!
d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k,
darker than the ocean,
darker than the sea,
darker than the monster,
that's chasing after

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

It just so happens I have the lyrics to Miss Molly on my desktop.

Miss molly sat upon it and broke her little ass-K me
me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies,
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies
are in the city the bees are in the park
the boys and girls are kissing in the D A R K DARK!
d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k,
darker than the ocean,
darker than the sea,

:chuckle: We sang "Darker than the underwear my mom is giving to me"

[Qingdai]

Now even Steve is gone.:brooding:
I've been house bound for two weeks now.:bored:
Entertain me bitches.

[Doctor X]

I entered chat . . . and you . . . left!

:cryhome:

--J.D.

[Ymir's blood]

You mentioned pie didn't you? It's like garlic to her.

[Qingdai]

Or my irrational fear of pi, irrational numbers :shudder:
You all took so long, I took a shower.

[Ymir's blood]

Hush you, I'm trying to start a rumor.

[Qingdai]

darker than the ocean,
darker than the sea,
darker than the monster,
that's chasing after
me I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister with the 18 hour
brahma bulls are nifty
D-A-R-K, dark dark dark.
The dark is like the movies,
the movies' like the show,
the show is like tv and that is all I know .....