POLL: Everyone knows I think I'm cool and funneh

[ChuckF]

Is it cute?

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/5507/03cutelarge1ks0.jpg

[Ensign Steve]

I don't see the poll.

[ChuckF]

stfu

Also post for social damage.

[Caligulette]

I vote Turtle Porn, as I find it vaguely creepy. Not as creepy as actual turtle porn, but maybe turtle porn fluffer.

[ChuckF]

I vote Turtle Porn
From your custom user title to god's ears.

[Qingdai]

I am still creeped out by the last turtle porn posting, yet I find myself voting for it anyway.

You are a cutie pie chucky boy.

[Caligulette]

Wait? That's ChuckF? I thought he was taller somehow.

[Ensign Steve]

But will it blend?

[BrotherMan]

ohaider
:pedobear:

[erimir]

It looks like turtle porn is more popular than I thought...

I may have to go find some more!

[Ymir's blood]

I always thought Chuck would look more Russian than Chinese.

[ChuckF]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/9610/42517729galthreeapra4.jpg

DISCLAIMER: This was legal in Yugoslavia in the 70s. :pedobear:

[Joshua Adams]

It was hard to use my ass to cast that vote, but I done it just like you said.

[Adam]

KEYBOARD OF DOOM! FOR GREAT EMOTIONAL INJUSTICE!

[Caligulette]

Why do I click "show me the spoiler" in a turtle porn thread?

[ChuckF]

cuz ur fappin like a champ

[Caligulette]

Wow - it's like you knew I was actually drinking tea when you said that!:spew:

[erimir]

Given the popularity of it, here's some more:

This one actually is kinda pathetic...http://kinmotsu7.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/k7_20070111b_skeptic_spiny_koopa_troopa.png
http://www.sighost.org/sigs/AzumaKoopa.jpg

[ChuckF]

not appropriate
:pedobear:

[Caligulette]

Not pressing it. :unnope:

[erimir]

It's not so much gross as it is just sad.

:lol:

[chunksmediocrites]

ZZZZZZZZZZZ.....woo woo woo woo

cuz ur fappin like a champ
You think you're so funny Chuckles, you pomo. Well just you wait until this thread gets resurrected to show all these less-than-free-thoughters how you R NOT SERIOUS. Then there will be a thread about how you don't take that seriously. And then a thread about how others don't take that seriously and my victimsaintopressedhoodness. You and your thankers and your wankers and your Ravi Shankars. I am so mad I am going out into the streets of london to kick over a dustbin. Just you wait in no time all the threads here will be about me, your secret lover. Or about Uthgar, out to steal my glory.Oh how I despise you, Chuckles, and your teh funny and your teh witty and your oh so pomo likeability.

From your custom user title to god's ears.
Oh yeah, well you are on notice, you rhahhr rant rhhhatrghhggh froth smirk lonely tear injustice sniffle glare ha so there.


ZZZZZZZ>snurk! Holy crap I think I just channeled someone.

[ChuckF]

omg chunksmediocrites shines

[chunksmediocrites]

that's the turtle wax

[chunksmediocrites]

Don't ask me how I harvest the, err, wax.

[Kyuss Apollo]

turtle pron...who knew?

[Ensign Steve]

YouTube - Zombie Kid Likes Turtles

[Qingdai]

That's they way we grow 'em here, smart asses who like turtles.

[erimir]

Turrrrrrtlessssss...
:zombie:

Or...

Turrrrrrtle porrnnn...
:zombie:

[Angakuk]

Thirty-six years ago, or thereabouts, I was hanging out one afternoon at the San Diego Zoo with my girlfriend watching the Galapagos tortoises mate. Ecstasy in slow motion. I guess I was into turtle porn before it was cool, and I didn't even know it. It is true what they say. It is turtles all the way down.

[JoeP]

turtle porn fluffer

yet another phrase found nowhere on the internet except :ff:

:cheersanta:

[curses]

Given the popularity of it, here's some more:

This one actually is kinda pathetic...http://kinmotsu7.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/k7_20070111b_skeptic_spiny_koopa_troopa.png
http://www.sighost.org/sigs/AzumaKoopa.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/invisikitty/too-old.jpg

[Shelli]

:LOL:

[erimir]

Given the popularity of it, here's some more:

This one actually is kinda pathetic...http://kinmotsu7.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/k7_20070111b_skeptic_spiny_koopa_troopa.png
http://www.sighost.org/sigs/AzumaKoopa.jpg
[TOO OLD]If you didn't wanna see it, then why did you vote for turtle porn? Hmmmm?

Hmmmmmmm?

:glare:

[JoeP]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/invisikitty/too-old.jpg

:pedoglare:! We needs that smilie!

[JoeP]

...

[Naru]

NEEDS MOAR PEDOBEAR

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4705&stc=1&d=1228936626

The Spartan Pedobear is my favorite.

[Shelli]

:blink:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

DO NOT WANT.

[Adam]

The Spartan Pedobear is my favorite.

I dunno, man, Carepedobear taking off his mask is pretty damn hilarious.

[Dingfod]

Noooo. All I want to know is, does it taste like chicken?

[Ensign Steve]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4705&stc=1&d=1228936626


I'm Ensign Steve and I approve of this message.

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Turrrrrrtlessssss...
:zombie:

Or...

Turrrrrrtle porrnnn...
:zombie:How about SUPER MARIO turtle porn!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/1/11/Koopa_Troopa.JPG

^One sexy motherfucker

[Wonderbread Leotard]

NEEDS MOAR PEDOBEAR

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/4/40/Pedobear_stephanie_sex.gif/180px-Pedobear_stephanie_sex.gif

[Shelli]

:plonk:

[Smilin]

I don't know what to think....

srsly....

[Farren]

NEEDS MOAR PEDOBEAR

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/4/40/Pedobear_stephanie_sex.gif/180px-Pedobear_stephanie_sex.gif

That's too far over the line for my taste.

[yguy]

I don't know what to think....You might think about the possibility that this creature lives in the vicinity of any pre-teen relatives you may have.

[Wonderbread Leotard]

That's too far over the line for my taste.OK, but (noticing your thanks to yguy's post) keep in mind it's just some goofy humor from Encyclopedia Dramatica. If you were to worry extra about me sneaking through the bushes and eyeing your preteen nieces because of that, you'd really be wasting your mental energy. Someone who does that (or more) would very likely be someone you've never talked to online, quite likely someone you never even would have expected.

[ChuckF]

That is some deeply offensive bullshit right there. Who the fuck do you think you are? Me?

[Qingdai]

:shakechucksworld:
"You are now fucking with the best ~MC Lyte

[erimir]

How about SUPER MARIO turtle porn!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/1/11/Koopa_Troopa.JPG

^One sexy motherfucker*sigh*

Did you even read the thread?