beyelzu is a bad banana with a greasy black peel

[Dingfod]

He is, for invoking his personal god in a vain attempt to secure December's best thread title.

bey, win it the old-fashioned way, eeaarrrrrn it.

[Deadlokd]

Like this one. Not a bad attempt Ding, it's definitely in the running.

[Dingfod]

Thanks. It probably won't win, but it might suck votes away from beyelzu, and that's all I'm after.

[Deadlokd]

Ah, so you're Ralph Nader.

[godfry n. glad]

Yeah...Real tasteful, Ding. Ad homs all the way.

Ass-biting can only follow.

[Deadlokd]

Ad homs?! Shit, he's not Nader, he's Palin!

[Dingfod]

Facts, my friends, no ad hom; his vanity has turned him into a bad banana with a greasy black peel. However, if added that he really is a heel, cuddly as a cactus, and charming as an eel, that would be worthy of criticism.