Musing

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Oral contraceptives must be the dumbest invention ever. You can't get pregnant from fellatio.

I should start a Foundation For Thumbless Men. The purpose is to raise funds to buy them all Real Dolls because they can't help themselves, and what woman would have sex with a man who can't fiddle with her nipples?

[Crumb]

I think I could manage both without thumbs...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Urinal mints should have a hole in the middle of them just in case a person swallows them and it gets stuck in their throat so they don't choke.

Depends should be made with shoulder straps for those heavy days.

[copiae]

I should start a Foundation For Thumbless Men. The purpose is to raise funds to buy them all Real Dolls because they can't help themselves, and what woman would have sex with a man who can't fiddle with her nipples?

a woman with sensitive nipples? =)