Hey can Lunachick just do that!?!

[Brimshack]

She, like, started up a new thread, like for no reason you know. Is she allowed to do that?

[livius drusus]

Not without consequences. Feel free to make her pay, Brim.

[Brimshack]

Oh yessss....

:SM:

[Crumb]

So who is going to make Brim pay for this thread?

[livius drusus]

Seven of Nine to the bridge.

[lady cop]

hey Brimshack, what did Koan want you to edit? it had to be good because she's no prude. :popcorn:

[Brimshack]

She was offended by 2 obscenities in my signature line. I do believe my every post was oppressing her.


...and this thread is not about me. It's about that bad Petra. She must be punished!

[Seven of Nine]

Seven of Nine to the bridge.

Captain, I cannot comply. I am currently trapped in a vault containing Brimshack's matchbook collection, an an unknown green substance, and a number of bottles labeled 'Pepto-Bismol'.

[Petra]

:naughty:

[Brimshack]

Yeah, you just sit on that keister there little kiwi, because you won't be able to for awhile when I get through with you little kiwi.

:yup:






Seven, I've been thinking about it, and I really think the matchbooks would look better if the bozes were separated from the books, and the jumbo books separated from the regular sized ones. Then they should be color coded within the separate size categories, and then if we could just get an index listing the books by region, which we could cross-reference with the new arrangement...

[livius drusus]

Oh that's it. Seven, we're getting you out of there. Drop the matchbooks and prepare for decontamination. Energize.

There. Are. FOUR. Lights, Brimshack, and don't you fucking forget it.

[Seven of Nine]

Thank you, Captain.
Brimshack knows perfectly well how many lights there are; it's others who become confused after enjoying his 'hospitality', even for short periods.

Brimshack! What have you done to my avatar? Who is that strange man, and what is he doing to his tongue?

[Shake]

Well, I don't what the hell is really going on in this thread, but ... I believe luna was doing the Masters' bidding (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1802).

[maddog]

Brimshack! What have you done to my avatar? Who is that strange man, and what is he doing to his tongue?
yes, brim, PLEASE restore the original! Get that alien outta there! We don't want Seven of Nine to be re-assimilated! or whatever Mr. Bean is doing.
#298

[Seven of Nine]

Brimshack! What have you done to my avatar? Who is that strange man, and what is he doing to his tongue?
yes, brim, PLEASE restore the original! Get that alien outta there! We don't want Seven of Nine to be re-assimilated! or whatever Mr. Bean is doing.
#298

Whatever he is, maddog, and whatever he's doing, that man isn't Borg. The Borg do not assimilate beings who detract from their perfection.

This means that Greenboy, who brings chaos to order when he's in a good mood, is perfectly safe from assimilation.

[Brimshack]

4 lights?

I din't do NUTHIN!

If'n it was me, we'd see more of the Borg lady, not that silly Limey Comediac.

[Seven of Nine]

4 lights?

Pretending innocence fools no one.

I din't do NUTHIN!

Of course you didn't. :qsigh:

If'n it was me, we'd see more of the Borg lady, not that silly Limey Comediac.

Then stay out of my account.

[Crumb]

:scratch: The clever banter of seven and Brim has officially eluded my mental grasp... :deepsigh:

[Ex-zombie]

:scratch: The clever banter of seven and Brim has officially eluded my mental grasp... :deepsigh:

You're not the only one. :clueless:

[Seven of Nine]

:scratch: The clever banter of seven and Brim has officially eluded my mental grasp... :deepsigh:

Crumb and Ex-Zombie, your confusion is the result of Trollboy's fiendishly evil plot. I suggest you check your brains for memory chips; he's been known to implant them in his victims while they are sleeping.

[Crumb]

I knew it that green guy probing me last week wasn't an alien! :yikes:

:scared2: :alien:

[Brimshack]

I haven't probed anyone in a long time dammit!




...No, really, ...DAMMIT!




Much better Seven, now please see to the color coding arrangements and let me know how many replacemeents we need to procure.

[koan]

Excuse me for a moment. I'm just posting here so Lunachick can do me too. :D

(funny thread/member combos)

[Crumb]

um...um...ok..heh

[koan]

um...um...ok..heh

funny thread title...last poster combos.

Oh, forget it.

[Seven of Nine]

I haven't probed anyone in a long time dammit!




...No, really, ...DAMMIT!


You protest too much, Greenboy.


Much better Seven, now please see to the color coding arrangements and let me know how many replacemeents we need to procure.

The captain has released me from your diabolical trap. Perhaps you've been too busy probing helpless individuals to notice this fact?

Those poor people... :(

[livius drusus]

Are they even people anymore by now? :deepsigh:

[Brimshack]

If I've been probing so many people lately, then why am I still so dammed cranky! ? !

:glare:

I need to take up smoking.

[Crumb]

If I've been probing so many people lately, then why am I still so dammed cranky! ? !

Perhaps you are probing them with the wrong instrument...

[Brimshack]

If I've been probing so many people lately, then why am I still so dammed cranky! ? !

Perhaps you are probing them with the wrong instrument...

That could perhaps explain the shreaks of terror which usually occur shortly after I say hello.

[Crumb]

Are you using a chainsaw again? :noid:

[Brimshack]

Odly enough my last date did involve a chainsaw.



.....really.

[Crumb]

Gas or electric?

[Brimshack]

Gas, but it didn't work so well, so I switched to a handsaw.

[Crumb]

Hmm, interesting. If my dates involve power tools they typically are battery powered.

[Seven of Nine]

Are they even people anymore by now? :deepsigh:

Yes, Captain. He allows them certain lucid periods so that they may fully apprehend their unspeakable condition (and possibly also in order to hear them scream for mercy?).

The Borg Queen is more merciful, in her way. For instance, although her damaged drones suffer terribly as other drones disassemble them for spare parts, they are dimly pleased to be of use one final time.

Brimshack, on the other hand, cannot be bothered to repattern his victims' neural synapses and connect them to form a collective mind, which he then controls. Greenboy is inefficient.

[Brimshack]

...and proud of it.

Can you hel me decipher Crumb's last post? I can't figure out what would be the point of a battery operated power-saw. You couldn't clear many fallen trees with a D-Cell.

[Seven of Nine]

...and proud of it.

Sadist.

Can you hel me decipher Crumb's last post? I can't figure out what would be the point of a battery operated power-saw. You couldn't clear many fallen trees with a D-Cell.

Was that a Freudian mispelling, Brimshack?

Perhaps Crumb isn't demented, so it would never occur to him to take a chainsaw with him on a date.
Impressive as that must be when brandished during foreplay, Crumb is far more likely to secure a second date by refraining from employing that particular power tool, Trollboy.

[Seven of Nine]

Brimshack. You needn't finish writing those letters to Dear Abby and Penthouse; this is a given when one desires more than one romantic interlude with the same individual.

[Dingfod]

...and proud of it.

Can you hel me decipher Crumb's last post? I can't figure out what would be the point of a battery operated power-saw. You couldn't clear many fallen trees with a D-Cell.I think I figured it out. It's his dates that are battery powered, not the tools.

[Seven of Nine]

I think I figured it out. It's his dates that are battery powered, not the tools.
:roflmao:

[Crumb]

:madrant:

(How did you know warrenly?)

[Dingfod]

Just a stab in the dark with a cordless electric butterknife.

[Brimshack]

Now, now, now, if my dates were battery powered, they might show some life every now and then.

Harrumph!

[Crumb]

Drop me a PM Brim, I will hook you up. ;)

[Dingfod]

I understand, not first hand of course, that the latest in inflateable doll technology have built in air compressors. All the better for a blowjob of course.

[Seven of Nine]

Now, now, now, if my dates were battery powered, they might show some life every now and then.

Harrumph!

It's a bad sign when your dates are more lively for not being self-aware.

[Brimshack]

Yeah, but Crumb is gonna set me up.

...I guess we should call him Mac-Daddy Crumb-Meister Electro-Pimp.

[Dingfod]

You know about electricity, Brimshack? I figured your computer was plugged into one of those current bushes out on the Rez.

[Crumb]

:pimpin:

[livius drusus]

Congratulations, Crumb. You have your keyword.

[Crumb]

Huh?

ETA: haha you mean I have two. :giggle:

:sammich: & :pimpin:

[livius drusus]

Do a smiley search for Crumb.

[Seven of Nine]

You know about electricity, Brimshack? I figured your computer was plugged into one of those current bushes out on the Rez.

I think not, warrenly. For that to be true, Brimshack would have to be outpatient, a patent impossibility.

[Brimshack]

Of course I know about Electricity. That's the name of the demon that runs my computer as long as I make regular offerings of Southern Comfort. A Navajo guy once tried to tell me something about power stations, ACDC currents and other stuff like that, but I'm not buying any of their superstitious bullshit.

[Crumb]

They actually build these power stations, Brim, they spend millions of dollars spinning wheels and playing with blinking buttons. That's some crazy shit.

[Brimshack]

Hehe, and we're supposed to believe all that hoodo travels accross these wires attached to our houses! Evereyone knows mojo only travels accross the astral plane.

[Seven of Nine]

Of course I know about Electricity. That's the name of the demon that runs my computer as long as I make regular offerings of Southern Comfort. A Navajo guy once tried to tell me something about power stations, ACDC currents and other stuff like that, but I'm not buying any of their superstitious bullshit.

Brimshack, you're proving my point for me.

[Seven of Nine]

Hehe, and we're supposed to believe all that hoodo travels accross these wires attached to our houses! Evereyone knows mojo only travels accross the astral plane.

Brimshack, you are continuing to prove my point for me. :eek:

[Dingfod]

Hehe, and we're supposed to believe all that hoodo travels accross these wires attached to our houses! Evereyone knows mojo only travels accross the astral plane.Astral plane, is that north or south of the Teec Nos Pos?