Trek Crushes

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Here's mine:

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/3/39/Deanna_Troi%2C_The_Battle.jpg

As a teen. Couldn't help it.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

She tells a story about Wil Wheaton at a wrap party that says he had difficulties helping it, too. :rofl:

[beyelzu]

Im surprised at you Soveriegn, I would think that Worf would be more your style.



Anyway, I am all about

http://www.firsttvdrama.com/central/dead/tasha1.jpg



more revealing nsfw under spoiler
http://www.celebs-sex-scenes.com/sex1/denise-crosby/denise-crosby-007.jpg

[Smilin]

:sadcheersanta:Red x's....

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Meh, it's just Bing's granddaughter showing her boobs. Not nearly as deliciously scandalous as, say, S.O.B..

[Smilin]

:meh:

Seen one bewb seen em all!

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Im surprised at you Soveriegn, I would think that Worf would be more your style.Uh, why? :P

Tasha is alright, but she's a far cry from Deanna.

^Strictly speaking in certain hormonal terms here. Under the circumstances, I couldn't help having the crush I had.Phil Farrand, author of The Nitpicker's Guides, often complained about the way Troi was costumed and filmed. "Why does Troi get to wear the skin-tight bunny suit? ... Why would Troi want to wear the bunny suit? ... How would you react to a psychologist dressed like this?"[1 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deanna_Troi#Scholarly_and_fan_reception)]

He has a point... but like I said, I didn't choose the crush; it just happened.

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

My first crush was Geordi. Then Data, then Riker.

For a while, though; I love his looks and his character:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9c/JulianBashir.jpg/250px-JulianBashir.jpg

[Uthgar the Brazen]

I despise slash-fic.

Unless Dr Bashir is featured heavily. :lecher:

[Kyuss Apollo]

Wine me dine me 7 of 9 me...

[livius drusus]

Mmm, Balok...

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tos-003-the-real-balok/320x240.jpg

All the brains of a Tanner V in the smooth little package of a Tanner II. :howl:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

:backaway:

[Smilin]

Wine me dine me 7 of 9 me...


Indeed!

http://bp2.blogger.com/_TiruJxjs6F4/SCPT1gsr3BI/AAAAAAAAAHw/QwQ8LKMIhrg/s400/seven_of_nine.jpg

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Mmm, Balok...

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tos-003-the-real-balok/320x240.jpg

All the brains of a Tanner V in the smooth little package of a Tanner II. :howl:Doesn't excite me, but suit yourself, ugly bag of mostly water. :D

I was wondering if this would come up. Finding Troi attractive does pretty well demolish any illusions to the effect that I'm a :pedobear:.

[gentlehorse]

Jolene Blalock

[livius drusus]

Heavens to Betsy, I would never suggest your desire to sexually enslave and violently rape/observe the violent rape of children and young adults make you equivalent to :pedobear:.

:pedobear: is a moral giant, one of the greats, an asymptote you can only dream of coming within frotting distance of.

But enough about you, speaking of sexy giants:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/7/77/Homn.jpg/292px-Homn.jpg

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Heavens to Betsy, I would never suggest your desire to sexually enslave and violently rape/observe the violent rape of children and young adults make you equivalent to :pedobear:.Note who keeps bringing up this subject in thread after thread. Hint: It's not me.

My sexual attraction to Sirtis/Troi does strongly suggest that my sexuality may not be well reflected by the picture you paint. I think I will leave it at that.

[Garnet]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa222/Setian_Sins/spock-parallel.jpg

[Wonderbread Leotard]

She's even attractive as a Romulan. :)

http://www.trekfrontier.com/ImmDatabase/Personaggi/TNG/Deanna%20Troi_file/troirom.jpg

[Ensign Steve]

http://www.brotherhoodofbaldpeople.com/blog/resserver.php?blogId=1&resource=patrick%2520stewart.jpg

Deanna has a fat ass. And any trainwreck can be attractive as a Romulan. Just look at Sela Yar.

[Wonderbread Leotard]

You are right; she does have a fat ass. She's like an interstellar equivalent of what Sir Mix-A-Lot rapped about. ;)

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g168/grahamofborg/Star%20Trek/borgqueentroi2.jpg

[rigorist]

Mmm, Balok...

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tos-003-the-real-balok/320x240.jpg

All the brains of a Tanner V in the smooth little package of a Tanner II. :howl:

I don't think I want to be associated with this site anymore.

[Doctor X]

Does it want to be associated with . . . you?

--J.D.

P.S. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264/DoctorX_photos/Relax-III.jpg had a dress that was a bit more difficult to stay on, but who really mourns for Adonis?

[rigorist]

Does it want to be associated with . . . you?

--J.D.

Do Not Taunt Christmas Shit Log lest it crap herring!

[ceptimus]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/EzriDax.jpg/250px-EzriDax.jpg

[The Lone Ranger]

Eh, I never much cared for Counselor Troi ("Counselor Cleavage," as she was widely-known). Not because she wasn't a lovely woman, but because her character was so utterly useless -- insultingly so, in fact. "Captain, I sense the blindingly-obvious." It was so blatantly apparent that her only real reason to be on the Enterprise's bridge was as set decoration.


Though she was annoying at first, I thought Commander Shelby was much more interesting.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/2830390177_88a594e8e6.jpg?v=0



But Jadzia Dax always did it for me: smart, self-confident, and drop-dead gorgeous.

http://www.geocities.com/trill_elf/farrell1.jpg


Cheers,

Michael

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Oh, I agree that Shelby was a much more interesting female character. In retrospect, I also agree with some of the criticisms ala "Counselor Cleavage". Though the character of Troi did eventually undergo some needed development, there was always a degree of "sexism" in the role. Rationally, I do have a problem with that. I was a horny teenager with a crush and I'm honest enough to admit it.

Edit: Dax is pretty good-looking.

[Ymir's blood]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/7/7a/M_113_Creature.jpg/180px-M_113_Creature.jpg

[Doctor X]

Ymir's blood wins.

--J.D.

[slimshady2357]

The original, the lovely and seductive:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2096/1796127955_3073c79a9d_o.jpg

[ChuckF]

Though she was annoying at first, I thought Commander Shelby was much more interesting.

I think she would also be more satisfying to slap back into the kitchen.

[erimir]

I was wondering if this would come up. Finding Troi attractive does pretty well demolish any illusions to the effect that I'm a :pedobear:.Only if you were under the impression that in order to be a pedo, you must only ever be attracted to children.

An impression that would be wrong.

Having a recurrent, intense sexual urges towards young girls and fantasies about raping girls as young as 10 pretty much qualifies you to be considered a :pedobear:
http://www.brotherhoodofbaldpeople.com/blog/resserver.php?blogId=1&resource=patrick%2520stewart.jpgI mean, I'm not really into older men, but if I was gonna go with an older bald man, Patrick Stewart circa TNG would be a good choice.

Plus he's got The Voice.

[Ensign Steve]

That voice is the only reason I'm still watching American Dad.

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Only if you were under the impression that in order to be a pedo, you must only ever be attracted to children.No, I'm familiar with the various definitions and dimensions (e.g., exclusive vs. non-exclusive). To expand on what I was saying: it's the fact that I'd rather have sex with a 30 or even 40-something Troi than an actual undeveloped prepubescent. Youthful is hot, but I prefer that there be some development!

Am I attracted to pubescent females? Yes, but that's pedophilia only if pedophilia is the norm.

Anyway, I didn't start this thread for a debate over pedophilia. OTOH, I am mildly interested in why bey had figured that I'd prefer to fuck Worf. :D

[Master Taran]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album44/women-of-star-trek2-100601.jpg

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

I prefer her season 7 haircut. :^^

[Doctor X]

http://www.sherylfranklin.com/images/trek/women/classic/vina013.jpg

--J. "Una Works!" D.

[Angakuk]

To expand on what I was saying: it's the fact that I'd rather have sex with a 30 or even 40-something Troi than an actual undeveloped prepubescent. Youthful is hot, but I prefer that there be some development!


I think it is interesting how some people feel compelled to introduce, as fact, claims that are essentially unverifiable. As if by doing so they have somehow actually demonstrated something.

[Wonderbread Leotard]

I think it is interesting how some people feel compelled to introduce, as fact, claims that are essentially unverifiable. As if by doing so they have somehow actually demonstrated something.You could say that about any man who calls himself heterosexual (for example). Of course technically nothing has been demonstrated per se, but some discussions require that certain ideas be taken on faith.

I'm particularly sexually attracted to females with development. Of course I could be just saying that, much as erimir could be just saying that he's homosexual, etc.

[Ensign Steve]

I think it's obvious that the real pedophile in this thread is ceptimus. I mean, Ezri? Srsly?!

[Wonderbread Leotard]

I think it's obvious that the real pedophile in this thread is ceptimus. I mean, Ezri? Srsly?!:P

Even so, I welcome his contribution. He's part of the infinite diversity in infinite combinations of which our universe is comprised.

[Angakuk]

I think it is interesting how some people feel compelled to introduce, as fact, claims that are essentially unverifiable. As if by doing so they have somehow actually demonstrated something.You could say that about any man who calls himself heterosexual (for example). Of course technically nothing has been demonstrated per se, but some discussions require that certain ideas be taken on faith.

I'm particularly sexually attracted to females with development. Of course I could be just saying that, much as erimir could be just saying that he's homosexual, etc.

There is a difference between disclosing unverifiable personal information in the course of a discussion and trying to introduce that same information as if it constituted supporting evidence for an argument.

You are right though, some things do need to be taken on faith. As far as I am concerned you have not demonstrated that there is any reason to take anything you say on faith. Rather, you have demonstrated the contrary.

[Deadlokd]

Is this where we tickle Anga's tummy? :D

[Wonderbread Leotard]

You are right though, some things do need to be taken on faith. As far as I am concerned you have not demonstrated that there is any reason to take anything you say on faith. Rather, you have demonstrated the contrary.Very well. And I think something else is at work here. Perhaps someday you'll realize that your paranoia is wasted, but I'm not going to waste my time making it into my problem.

[Tanda]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/happypanda/burton1a.jpg

[Doctor X]

http://thedailies.grimfandango.org/index-sasia/persiskhambatta.png

--J.D.

[ceptimus]

I think it's obvious that the real pedophile in this thread is ceptimus. I mean, Ezri? Srsly?!

Hey! She was 27 at the start of Season 7. Nicole de Boer was born 20th December 1970. (Happy 38th birthday yesterday, Nicole!)

And I just thought I'd pick her rather than the more obvious choices - Kira, 7 of 9, Jadzia, etc. She was kinda cute.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

I think it's obvious that the real pedophile in this thread is ceptimus. I mean, Ezri? Srsly?!

Hey! She was 18 at the start of Season 7. Nicole de Boer was born 20th December 1970. (Happy 38th birthday yesterday, Nicole!)

And I just thought I'd pick her rather than the more obvious choices - Kira, 7 of 9, Jadzia, etc. She was kinda cute.

27
:psst:

[Ensign Steve]

I agree, I always thought she was cute. The way a puppy or a baby is cute. :aww:

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Commander Saffi Larsen from Star Trek: Bridge Commander :P

http://www.iniziopartita.it/file/2/2443/Image/bc_4.JPG

Saffi Ingrid Larsen was born on December 11, 2336 on the Goddard moon colony. She graduated Starfleet Academy in 2356. Lt. Larsen's first starship assignment was the USS Arapaho as a junior tactical officer. She was promoted to Lieutenant Commander and transferred to the USS Parsifal as its Chief Tactical Officer in 2368.

In 2375 she was transferred to the USS Lionheart and promoted to Commander, serving as the ship's first officer. In 2378 she was assigned to the USS Dauntless as first officer. In 2379 she was transferred to the USS Sovereign where she is currently posted. (ST game: Bridge Commander)* (http://startrek.wikia.com/wiki/Saffi_Larsen)

[yguy]

Two pages and nary a mention of Yeoman Rand or Dr. Crusher?

Y'all are fags.

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Two pages and nary a mention of Yeoman Rand or Dr. Crusher?

Y'all are fags.How did I already know this would involve you calling everyone a bunch of fags? :chin:

[beyelzu]

Howabout Ensign Ro, I would totally hit that.

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Howabout Ensign Ro, I would totally hit that.Agreed, she's not bad looking.

There's a TNG novel by John Peel called Here There Be Dragons (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Here_There_Be_Dragons) that has Ro being held as a German duke's sex slave!

When Captain Jean-Luc Picard and the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise™ receive news of a human planet hidden in the center of an immense stellar cloud, they immediately investigate.

Penetrating the cloud, the Starship crew is shocked to discover a world of knights and serfs lifted right out of Earth's Middle Ages [by the Preservers, a Trek species some of you may recall -- Sov]. Ruthlessly exploiting the planet is a ring of interstellar trophy hunters preying on the immense, native dragon-lizards twenty-feet tall and armored like tanks.

Beaming down, an away team soon becomes embroiled in a web of intrigue and murder. Taken prisoner, Picard, Riker, Data and Ro must somehow escape and stop the hunters or face destruction from the hunters' weapon, based on an advanced technology capable of utterly annihilating the Starship Enterprise™.

[Ensign Steve]

Dr. Crusher is tool old (MIWLF), and Rand is full of Kirk's sloppy seconds. Ro is just a dyke.

You are all filled with fail.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Ro is just a dyke.

Where's your problem, here? :?

[Ensign Steve]

I only fuck straight chicks.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Oh. Okay, then.

[Wonderbread Leotard]

I only fuck straight chicks.LOL. :P

Allway omenway areway isexualbay.

I jumped on an excuse to mention that novel, which I'm rereading.

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Dr. Crusher is tool old (MIWLF)Too old? pedo! ;)

[Wonderbread Leotard]

http://i42.tinypic.com/333ba7p.jpg

Salya and Anya in "The Dauphin" (TNG)

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Agreed, she's not bad looking.

There's a TNG novel by John Peel called Here There Be Dragons (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Here_There_Be_Dragons) that has Ro being held as a German duke's sex slave!

When Captain Jean-Luc Picard and the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise™ receive news of a human planet hidden in the center of an immense stellar cloud, they immediately investigate.

Penetrating the cloud, the Starship crew is shocked to discover a world of knights and serfs lifted right out of Earth's Middle Ages [by the Preservers, a species some of you may recall from TOS -- Sov]. Ruthlessly exploiting the planet is a ring of interstellar trophy hunters preying on the immense, native dragon-lizards twenty-feet tall and armored like tanks.

Beaming down, an away team soon becomes embroiled in a web of intrigue and murder. Taken prisoner, Picard, Riker, Data and Ro must somehow escape and stop the hunters or face destruction from the hunters' weapon, based on an advanced technology capable of utterly annihilating the Starship Enterprise™.
That book was WEIRD.

I prefered Tears of the Prophets when she went head-to-head with Kira.

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Agreed, she's not bad looking.

There's a TNG novel by John Peel called Here There Be Dragons (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Here_There_Be_Dragons) that has Ro being held as a German duke's sex slave!

When Captain Jean-Luc Picard and the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise™ receive news of a human planet hidden in the center of an immense stellar cloud, they immediately investigate.

Penetrating the cloud, the Starship crew is shocked to discover a world of knights and serfs lifted right out of Earth's Middle Ages [by the Preservers, a species some of you may recall from TOS -- Sov]. Ruthlessly exploiting the planet is a ring of interstellar trophy hunters preying on the immense, native dragon-lizards twenty-feet tall and armored like tanks.

Beaming down, an away team soon becomes embroiled in a web of intrigue and murder. Taken prisoner, Picard, Riker, Data and Ro must somehow escape and stop the hunters or face destruction from the hunters' weapon, based on an advanced technology capable of utterly annihilating the Starship Enterprise™.
That book was WEIRD.

I preferred Tears of the Prophets when she went head-to-head with Kira.

[Doctor X]

Agreed, she's not bad looking.

There's a TNG novel by John Peel called Here There Be Dragons (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Here_There_Be_Dragons) that has Ro being held as a German duke's sex slave!

Somehow you just knew it would appeal to him.

--J.D.

[Wonderbread Leotard]

That book was WEIRD.The book has many WTF moments. The author is also heavy-handed in pushing certain messages with the subtlety of sledgehammer (e.g. anti-hunting and anti-porn, imho). Still, it's alright entertainment. I prefered Tears of the Prophets when she went head-to-head with Kira.That's quite watchable yes.

[beyelzu]

Dr. Crusher is tool old (MIWLF), and Rand is full of Kirk's sloppy seconds. Ro is just a dyke.

You are all filled with fail.

Nah ro just hasn't found the right cock yet, Im pretty sure I could fuck her straight.

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Agreed, she's not bad looking.

There's a TNG novel by John Peel called Here There Be Dragons (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Here_There_Be_Dragons) that has Ro being held as a German duke's sex slave!

Somehow you just knew it would appeal to him.

--J.D.Actually, I'm wanting Ro to castrate the bastard.

[BrotherMan]

The original, the lovely and seductive:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2096/1796127955_3073c79a9d_o.jpg

Which one, Sulu or Uhura?

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Nah ro just hasn't found the right cock yet, Im pretty sure I could fuck her straight.Or she could fuck you sideways.

http://fetish.imlive.com/images/HugeStrap-OnDominant.jpg

[beyelzu]

Little large for me sovereign, but go ahead, I figure your asshole is loose enough after that workout I gave it.

[Wonderbread Leotard]

Little large for me sovereign, but go ahead, I figure your asshole is loose enough after that workout I gave it.You are delusional. As most others involved in that thread can see, simply claiming that "game theory" is a panacea for one's assertions does not make it so.

[Wonderbread Leotard]

As an aside, it is perhaps ironic that I can watch/read/play Trek without being turned off by (say) the unrealistic portrayal of human nature. In fantasy, it somehow does not bother me. This is extra funny considering that even some Trek writers like Melinda Snodgrass were bothered by how goodie-twoshoes people were often portrayed in TNG especially.

I can enjoy fiction without it always reflecting my real life values or goals in every way. On the other hand, I seriously do appreciate the pro-learning/exploration ethos on the series. It's annoying how many people pretend that exploration has to have a fundamental motivation beyond boldness, romance/adventure, and curiosity -- especially economic.

[Wonderbread Leotard]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/EzriDax.jpg/250px-EzriDax.jpgMost girls already have bigger boobs than those by ages 12 to 13. That doesn't make you a pedo, though; it just highlights how boobs need be neither mammoth nor mature in order to be attractive.

ES's are both shapely and sizable, though. I will demure from mentioning here what I'd like to do with them out of respect for the Ensign. :lecher: