Have a Good Day!

[Caligulette]

Hey, Atheists! Hope your day goes well!

[BrotherMan]

I'm having kitten stew while I finalize my plan to destroy marriage!

[Caligulette]

I'm in search of Christian Babies from which to drain the blood and make cookies!

Pfefferkuchen - the other blood libel!

[JamesBannon]

Meh ... Nothing really special I'm afraid: human barbecue.

[Legs]

I gave Widget cartons of smokes and lighters in his stocking. Good times.

[Qingdai]

I'm mixing it up, gelt in the stocking.
I'm cutting edge!
Later I worship waffles :waffle: :waffle:, then force family to do the same.

Happy paid day off or paid holiday to all you working atheists too!

[Master Taran]

Chrismahanukwanzakah

[liquidrage]

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger. Little 8lbs 6oz newborn infant Jesus. Thank you.

[godfry n. glad]

Any day which does not require my presence at my employer's facility, or any demand against my personal time by my employer, is a good day.

This is a particularly good day, because that employer is paying me to not be there. This needs to happen more.

[Ymir's blood]

On the twelfth day of Christmas it was snowing
It was snowing worse than anything that I have ever seen
I drank ten pints of nog and I flipped all the people off
And I wish that all this snow would stop falling down on me

And its lend me ten pounds, Ill buy you a drink
And Frosty wake me early in the morning

At the time I was working for a fatman
And he was the jolliest bastard that you have ever seen
And to miss a single child would grieve him awful sore
And he was a miserable bollocks and a bitch's bastard's whore

And its lend me ten pounds, Ill buy you a drink
And Frosty wake me early in the morning

I recall we took care of him one Christmas
We got him out the back and we broke his fucking balls
And maybe that was dreaming and maybe that was real
But all I know is I left that place without a penny or fuck all

[freemonkey]

happy day to you all.

[Farren]

Happy for you maybe. Some of us are manning the trenches. There are surpisingly few atheists in foxholes in the war on Christmas. Slackers.

[lisarea]

Word. The Little Muffin had to fight the war on Christmas midnight to about 9, and he has to do it again tonight.

And are you assholes even praying for our troops? No.

[Qingdai]

Preying on the troops maybe.
I've got a lack of morals to uphold over here, and I've only got the two arms.

[Shelli]

Happy good eats day & paid day off from working for the man. :gluttony: ... :recline:

[Crumb]

I'm doing my best with a very crowded house.

(Apparently my best is hiding in my room surfing the nets.)

[Shelli]

:giggle:

[Watser?]

I took the train to my brother's house and tried to look as atheist as possible. I think I pulled it off.

[Shelli]

:blank:


:giggle:

[Deadlokd]

Happy Everyone, Atheists. And thanks to Santa who was born on this day oh so many years ago.

[chunksmediocrites]

I'm in search of Christian Babies from which to drain the blood and make cookies!

I don't know about cookies but here's a link to Finnish blood bread (http://allrecipes.com/recipe/blood-bread/detail.aspx).

I've got a lack of morals to uphold over here, and I've only got the two arms.

I support your lack of morals and offer my hands to help with any, ahem, loosening. I would also like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Our son however will be reading the Omnipotent Sky Wizard propaganda sent to us by your niece, but I think if we tell him Buzz Lightyear doesn't recognize the Omnipotent Sky Wizard we can plant that kernel of doubt.

[Caligulette]

Well and you know Buzz Lightyear has been in the sky, so he should know.

[pescifish]

I have been no more and no less evil than any other day.


:muahaha:

[Ensign Steve]

I'm mixing it up, gelt in the stocking.
I'm cutting edge!

We do that, too! :giggles:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Several people said "merry christmas" to me, so I'm going to sue for having been horribly oppressed.

Oh, also I had :beer: on christmas. INFIDEL! :w00t:

[Master Taran]

This is how I spent my day. (http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/article/20081225/COLUMNISTS09/812250339/1016/COLUMNISTS09) Pissing off the local columnists. :whup:

[BrotherMan]

Several people said "merry christmas" to me,

The horror. THE HORROR!
:ohnoes:

:nightmare:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

I know! :rughide:

[Dingfod]

What happened yesterday?

[liquidrage]

What happened yesterday?

Jesus died for your sins you ungrateful hooligan!

He didn't die for mine though so I'm fucked.

[Leesifer]

Well, I had a nice dinner with my parents and then we watched some tv.

What? You were expecting something hideous under here

[Dingfod]

What happened yesterday?

Jesus died for your sins you ungrateful hooligan!Jesus shouldn't have been standing in the road like that. Damn Mexicans.

[Master Taran]

Better known as a lube job.

[Garnet]

* Garnet groans