The Lone Ranger
02-23-2005, 08:20 AM
A female cat is a "queen," if you didn't know.
Just because a female cat is in heat doesn't mean that she'll ovulate. In fact, queens generally don't ovulate until they're mated. Some cat breeders and researchers have tried to induce ovulation in queens by inserting smooth glass rods into the vaginas of queens in estrous. This technique doesn't work too well, however.
Ya see, the tom cat has a rather spiny penis, and a smooth object inserted into a queen's vagina generally won't stimulate her to ovulate.
Today, in the lab I teach, some students were talking about how they'd just learned all of this in their sexuality class. One of them mentioned that some breeders have apparently tried using electric toothbrushes to stimulate queens to ovulate. Upon hearing this, one young lady piped up, "I guess that would make a good vibrator!"
I'm sure there's a pussy joke in there somewhere.
Cheers,
Michael
Just because a female cat is in heat doesn't mean that she'll ovulate. In fact, queens generally don't ovulate until they're mated. Some cat breeders and researchers have tried to induce ovulation in queens by inserting smooth glass rods into the vaginas of queens in estrous. This technique doesn't work too well, however.
Ya see, the tom cat has a rather spiny penis, and a smooth object inserted into a queen's vagina generally won't stimulate her to ovulate.
Today, in the lab I teach, some students were talking about how they'd just learned all of this in their sexuality class. One of them mentioned that some breeders have apparently tried using electric toothbrushes to stimulate queens to ovulate. Upon hearing this, one young lady piped up, "I guess that would make a good vibrator!"
I'm sure there's a pussy joke in there somewhere.
Cheers,
Michael