RE-COUP

[Leesifer]

The cheese that you all voted for previously has turned out to brie a particularly bad admin.

There will be no poll involved in this coup.

It's my way or the highway
:psychoch:

I may start a future poll depending on the responses here. But I promise to put a mod note on every response to this thread.

[Watser?]

:whistles:

[livius drusus]

Yes, hello. I would like to know your position on the pressing matter of chickens.

[Leesifer]

[mod note]this post has been reported and will be moved to the admin forum for discussion[/mod note]

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[mod note]cross posting is frowned upon in this thread[/mod note]

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Pressing chickens should be made illegal. Unless they consent to being pressed - which is entirely up to them of course.

[godfry n. glad]

I re-coop mine every evening. It keeps them safe from marauding raccoons.

[Leesifer]

[mod note]This has been reported as insulting towards raccoons and is being discussed in the admin forum. It will be made public as soon as I can be arsed[/mod note]

[davidm]

:shakeskunk:

[Qingdai]

The cheese I vote for is an Italian Sottocenere with truffles from Veneto.
It was delicious, not bad at all.

:glare:

[Leesifer]

:shakeskunk:

[mod note]RECALL DAVIDM[/mod note]

[Leesifer]

The cheese I vote for is an Italian Sottocenere with truffles from Veneto.
It was delicious, not bad at all.

:glare:

[mod note]The cheese did fail at Admin duties. However, you make a valid point and, rest assured, it is being discussed. Although the use of the :glare: has put a black mark against your future posting.[/mod note]

[Qingdai]

Black and white this SKUNK!

[davidm]

I propose a 12-HOUR BAN for Leesifer.

[Dingfod]

Ban won't wear off as the day wears on.

[Leesifer]

Black and white this SKUNK!

[mod note]This post has been reported for racism[/mod note]

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I propose a 12-HOUR BAN for Leesifer.

[mod note]Your post has been submitted to the relevant secret forum. Although I am a mod in good standing so I doubt whether anything will come of it[/mod note]

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Ban won't wear off as the day wears on.

[mod note]We are not sure what to make of this post, so it is being discussed using the assumption that you are trying to bring down the forum[/mod note]

[Dingfod]

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[/COLOR]Ban won't wear off as the day wears on.

[mod note]We are not sure what to make of this post, so it is being discussed using the assumption that you are trying to bring down the forum[/mod note]It's an old advertising slogan for Ban deodorant. Most apropos, don't you think?

[Leesifer]

It's an old advertising slogan for Ban deodorant. Most apropos, don't you think?

[mod note]You are not really helping yourself here, Dingfod. It sounds like you are insulting a moderator. This post has now been elevated to an even higher authority[/mod note]

[Dingfod]

No, not to an ADMIN!

[Garnet]

* Garnet runs off to post thread to recall Leesifer for being a bad, bad girl

[davidm]

No, not to an ADMIN!

Ding, you need to try to stay on topic for this thread, and discuss issues you may have with moderators and/or admins in a different, appropriate venue.

[Pinecone]

I'm not backing any more coos until I see that the hoard has been taken over and they are made available to be used in the Thanks lines.

These slip shod attempts at rebellions with no powers beyond sassy mouths and the dismantling of small office supply equipment has not impressed.

[Legs]

I never understand these threads. :scratch:

[Corona688]

It's sort of a backwards Emperor Norton thing, I think. Some strange people think vocal posters have "Influence"(hell, even I've been accused of that, somehow. So far, the limit of my actual influence has been restricted to fixing the chicken, and a pointed demonstration of possibilities in the HTML feature), hence the imperious performance in mockery of that idea. I haven't seen that claim made lately but it's entirely possible I missed it, or also entirely possible it's become a tradition.

[Dingfod]

Don't try to read too much into it. It's like standing on the bow of the Titanic, yelling "I'm king of the world.", pretty much meaningless.

[Doctor X]

I do tolerate the peasants letting off a bit of steam, so to write. It gets the work done while avoiding the periodic mess of slaughter of a random family to impress good work ethic.

--J.D.

[chunksmediocrites]

I have yet to see any cooze in this thread and so am severely disappointed and will not be subscribing to your news letter.

[Crumb]

I should be a moderator. :yup: It looks fun.

[Smilin]

yes...MORE COOZE IN THIS THREAD! :laugh:

[godfry n. glad]

It should ooze cooze.

There's a newsletter?

[BrotherMan]

Don't try to read too much into it. It's like standing on the bow of the Titanic, yelling "I'm king of the world.", pretty much meaningless.

:zomg: That's my favorite part! :zomg:

[Smilin]

My favorite part of that movie was Kate posing nakie on the couch.....

[Leesifer]

No, not to an ADMIN!
[mod note]Let's not make it come to that, please Ding.[/mod note]

* Garnet runs off to post thread to recall Leesifer for being a bad, bad girl
[mode note]I have disabled any recall threads unless they are started by a mod[/mod note]

I'm not backing any more coos until I see that the hoard has been taken over and they are made available to be used in the Thanks lines.

These slip shod attempts at rebellions with no powers beyond sassy mouths and the dismantling of small office supply equipment has not impressed.
[mod note]I have moved this post to Forum Administration. If you have a problem with us, please use the correct forum.[/mod note]

I never understand these threads. :scratch:
[mod note]If you'd read The FF Charter then you would understand. Don't you care about FF?[/mod note]

It's sort of a backwards Emperor Norton thing, I think. Some strange people think vocal posters have "Influence"(hell, even I've been accused of that, somehow. So far, the limit of my actual influence has been restricted to fixing the chicken, and a pointed demonstration of possibilities in the HTML feature), hence the imperious performance in mockery of that idea. I haven't seen that claim made lately but it's entirely possible I missed it, or also entirely possible it's become a tradition.

[mod note]This post has been moved to another forum as it is entirely too serious[/mod note]

Don't try to read too much into it. It's like standing on the bow of the Titanic, yelling "I'm king of the world.", pretty much meaningless.
[mod note]We are now discussing you in the Admin forum[/mod note]

I do tolerate the peasants letting off a bit of steam, so to write. It gets the work done while avoiding the periodic mess of slaughter of a random family to impress good work ethic.
[mod note]Please note, we at FF do not condone slaughtering random families[/mod note]

I have yet to see any cooze in this thread and so am severely disappointed and will not be subscribing to your news letter.
[mod note]Sorry you feel this way but this thread is NOT in the Sexuality Forum. Also, the newsletter is great and you're in it[/mod note]

I should be a moderator. :yup: It looks fun.
[mod note]I think you would be an excellent mod. I will start a poll. However, it's only fun when the members are behaving as they should, which is not often.[/mod note]

yes...MORE COOZE IN THIS THREAD! :laugh:
[mod note]Sorry you feel this way but this thread is NOT in the Sexuality Forum. [/mod note]

It should ooze cooze.

There's a newsletter?
[mod note]You are not mentioned in this issue, due to your obsession with cooze[/mod note]

My favorite part of that movie was Kate posing nakie on the couch.....
[mod note]Please take this to the correct forum[/mod note]

[davidm]

<suck up to mod mode>

Don't take any shit from these users, leesifer.

:leeshug:

</suck up to mod mode>

[Leesifer]

<suck up to mod mode>

Don't take any shit from these users, leesifer.

:leeshug:

</suck up to mod mode>

[mod note]Also, thanks for the flowers and money, davidm. Much appreciated. However, I'm so sorry, I can't be seen to have favourites. So, RECALL DAVIDM[/mod note]

[Smilin]

Leesifer...why is your blog not accessible?

Something to hide have we? :grin:

[Leesifer]

Leesifer...why is your blog not accessible?

Something to hide have we? :grin:

[mod note]It's none of your business. Also, it's very boring, you're not missing out on anything. Reported this post for harassment[/mod note]

[Dingfod]

My favorite part of that movie was Kate posing nakie on the couch.....My favorite part was the end.

You know, when it was over.

[ChuckF]

I'm posting here under duress because my co-admin started a recall thread against me in the secret forum.

[Leesifer]

My favorite part of that movie was Kate posing nakie on the couch.....My favorite part was the end.

You know, when it was over.

[mod note]Taking into consideration this last post, any discussion about you have been terminated. You are now free to post again[/mod note]

[Leesifer]

I'm posting here under duress because my co-admin started a recall thread against me in the secret forum.

[mod note]I'm all for transparency but ffs Chuck, think about the other posters. What will they deduce from this? We want to show a united team. Honestly, I despair of you sometimes.[/mod note]

[BrotherMan]

OMGUAS

[ChuckF]

BrotherMan has been banned for violating Title 508, Section 142 of :ff: code, unauthorized use of OMGUS and derivative burns. The automatic appeals process has been initiated per The Capricious Bannination Prevention Omnibus Act of 2008, and the case has been referred to the district-level admin panel, pending creation of district level admin panels.

[Garnet]

Staff Note: Closing this thread due to non compliance with established re-coup procedures.

* Garnet blows on procedures document to dry the wet ink

[ChuckF]

:lol:

! I wrote half of those procedures! If you close this thread the forum will fall apart!!!!!!1!

[Garnet]

STOP POASTING IN CLOSED THRREADD!!!

[Leesifer]

[mod note]I agree with your actions regarding BrotherMan, ChuckF.[/mod note]

[mod note]Garnet, I don't think you understand the procedures in place here. The use of italics can be a bannable offence[/mod note]

[ChuckF]

She did use red text though, that may fall under the exemption, I'm not sure. We'll have to convene a parliamentary committee.

[Leesifer]

[mod note]Also, posting in red, capital letters. You are not helping[/mod note]

[BrotherMan]

You can take my posts but you can never take my

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Leesifer]

[mod note]Chuck, we need to discuss Garnet's actions elsewhere[/mod note]

[chunksmediocrites]

A funny thing happened on the way to the Forum. As I sashayed and forayed into the Sash emporium right off the forum, my enemies formed a quorum and yea verily do I deplore 'em. I gave my gelt to the Formorians to pelt the quorumnians and now they've been thrown for a loop and there shall be no coup and buddy that there's the poop.

Oh, and also I declare thread-jack, and proclaim forty-somethingth and the new subject to be Buck Rogers, henceforth known by the initials BR.
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/2/0/6/8/erin_gray0124.jpg
Why don't you little mods and admins let me know when the post-mods and the Admax's show up. Meanwhile, I yawn in your general direction. I got your coup-

swingin'.

[BrotherMan]

:circlejerk:

[JamesBannon]

I should be a moderator. :yup: It looks fun.

it might be fun here, but not elsewhere! :sadno:

[chunksmediocrites]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/2/0/6/8/pamela-hensley-360x450-29kb-media-4534-media-125210-1195139103.jpg

[chunksmediocrites]

....100% stallion.
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/2/0/6/8/buckrogers1.jpg

[Qingdai]

Solid Gold Dancer?

[Garnet]

[mod note]Also, posting in red, capital letters. You are not helping[/mod note]


NO U!

[davidm]

<suck up to mod mode>

Don't take any shit from these users, leesifer.

:leeshug:

</suck up to mod mode>

[mod note]Also, thanks for the flowers and money, davidm. Much appreciated. However, I'm so sorry, I can't be seen to have favourites. So, RECALL DAVIDM[/mod note]


Ooh!

Shake skunk on a pyramid of cheese, AND bomb skunk:

:redbaron:
:nuke:
:shakeskunk:
:cheese:
:cheese::cheese:

[livius drusus]

Lees = owned.

[Leesifer]

[mod note]I am most displeased with this thread and am stepping away for an hour or so to calm down. I'm also feeling a bit dizzy from all the shaking.[/mod note]

[Chris Porter]

[gently, kindly]Does this perhaps hint at the fact you may not be admin material? A calm and phlegmatic disposition is almost always a prerequisite to the trials of administration, I'm sure you would concur. [/gently, kindly]

[livius drusus]

Nobody's going to vote for you with that attitude, Chris. At least sweeten the pot with a promise to ban Lees once you're in charge.

[Leesifer]

Solid Gold Dancer?
[mod note]Please do not encourage the posting of images when the men are unfapworthy. Thank you[/mod note]

NO U!
[mod note]I'm sorry you feel this way, Garnet. We are now discussing a 15 minute suspension from FF[/mod note]

Lees = owned.
[mod note]no u[/mod note]

[gently, kindly]Does this perhaps hint at the fact you may not be admin material? A calm and phlegmatic disposition is almost always a prerequisite to the trials of administration, I'm sure you would concur. [/gently, kindly]
[mod note]This post has been moved for further discussion in the sekrit forum. We do not want people questioning admin abilities.[/mod note]

Nobody's going to vote for you with that attitude, Chris. At least sweeten the pot with a promise to ban Lees once you're in charge.
[mod note]This post has also been moved for further discussion and the private messaging function between Chris and livius has been suspended for the time being[/mod note]

[chunksmediocrites]

Wait a minute! Gil Gerard is unfapworthy? He could have been a Burt Reynolds or Lee Majors stand-in, Madam! I demand a retraction! Also, you are straying off topic, since the thread is now about BR.
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/2/0/6/8/1388706387_12b192371d.jpg

[Leesifer]

[mod note]I retract NOTHING! You are seriously in danger of being perma-banned now, Sir.[/mod note]

[Master Taran]

I think The 800# Gorilla would be a good Mod.

[Leesifer]

[mod note]Who is this 800# Gorilla? Does he/she post on FF? There'll be no foreigners here under my watch[/mod note]

[The 800# Gorilla]

I got word in another fora that I needed to come here and let some person know about me.

[Watser?]

All hail Kong!

[ChuckF]

[mod note]Who is this 800# Gorilla? Does he/she post on FF? There'll be no foreigners here under my watch[/mod note]
[united front]I support my fellow admin. Official :ff: policy is that newbs need to gtfo.[/united front]

[The 800# Gorilla]

All hail Kong!As you should.

[chunksmediocrites]

No matter who mods around here, nobody is getting me to dial 1-800 GOR-ILLA. Plus that gorilla looks albino. If there is one thing my Pappy taught me, (after "Never sharpen a common shovel on a grinding wheel.") it was, "Do not take no shit from albino gorilla mods." He was resolutely silent on albino Admins, however.

[Garnet]

JESUS CHRIST! IT'S THE GORILLA!!!!!!!

QUICK, EVERYBODY GET BACK IN THE CAR!!!!!!

[SharonDee]

:lol:

(Understanding what's going on is not a prerequisite for harvesting teh lulz.)

[Pan Narrans]

Not unlike cricket in that regard.

[Leesifer]

I got word in another fora that I needed to come here and let some person know about me.
[mod note]ok. thanks for that[/mod note]

[mod note]Who is this 800# Gorilla? Does he/she post on FF? There'll be no foreigners here under my watch[/mod note]
[united front]I support my fellow admin. Official :ff: policy is that newbs need to gtfo.[/united front]
[mod note]I couldn't have said it better myself[/mod note]

No matter who mods around here, nobody is getting me to dial 1-800 GOR-ILLA. Plus that gorilla looks albino. If there is one thing my Pappy taught me, (after "Never sharpen a common shovel on a grinding wheel.") it was, "Do not take no shit from albino gorilla mods." He was resolutely silent on albino Admins, however.
[mod note]He/she is not a moderator here. The only shit you'll take is from me and ChuckF[/mod note]
:lol:

(Understanding what's going on is not a prerequisite for harvesting teh lulz.)
[mod note]Just a couple more posts like that, Sharon, and you will probably get the password to the Secret Forum[/mod note]

Not unlike cricket in that regard.
[mod note]Indeed! But don't push you're luck Pan Narrans - I am English after all.[mod note]

[Smilin]

Not unlike cricket in that regard.
[mod note]Ideed! But don't push you're luck Pan Narrans - I am English after all.[mod note]


:meh: Everyone knows your French! :grin: