I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it, did I mention that I am in love?

[beyelzu]

Yeah, get some bitches. You wish you were as happy as me. ES cant come out here to live until august, but she is totally visiting two times before then. She is coming out for spring break, so end of march. I'm vaguely concerned about this visit because maybe, just maybe, this is the bestest most elaborate april fools day prank ever. :tmgrin:

then, we are going to be going to her cousin's wedding in may.


:yay:



so yeah, suck it bitches.

[Naru]

Bey :rarrow: :irwinnar:

Congrats, man.

[Legs]

I'm somewhere between :aww: and :puke:

[biochemgirl]

:aww: bey, you are so cute.

[Ensign Steve]

I'm vaguely concerned about this visit because maybe, just maybe, this is the bestest most elaborate april fools day prank ever. :tmgrin:

:muahaha:

[livius drusus]

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it, did I mention that I am in love?
Homo.

[beyelzu]

I know, right????


But I am so in love that I don't even care that has made me a ginormous gaytard.


:tmtongue:

[Farren]

My condolences to both of you.

[beyelzu]

I'm somewhere between :aww: and :puke:

yeah, i can see where raw true love would be anathema to your kind


:tmtongue:


:tmgrin:


did I mention that I am all happy and in love?

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My condolences to both of you.

it is a sad, sad day. think of all the melancholy poetry that I will never write, the cuttings that I will never make.



I will somehow struggle on being happpy and enjoying life.


:tmgrin:

[biochemgirl]

I know, right????


But I am so in love that I don't even care that has made me a ginormous gaytard.


:tmtongue:

If it makes you feel any better with the time for Malloch coming home for good rapidly approaching, I am bordering ginormous gaytardness myself.

In all seriousness though, I'm really happy for you two :aww:

[SharonDee]

Well, damn. I should have come on to ES in Vegas or in LA. Now I'll never get a chance to walk on the wild side.

:darn:

[Legs]

yeah, i can see where raw true love would be anathema to your kind



Just for that, I'm putting your signature on ignore.

[pescifish]

:undance:

[Legs]

Well, damn. I should have come on to ES in Vegas or in LA. Now I'll never get a chance to walk on the wild side.

:darn:

Threesome.

[biochemgirl]

Ah ha. And the real Drambuie motives are revealed.

[SharonDee]

:chin:

[Leesifer]

gtfo bey. nobody likes a showoff.

[Crumb]

You're one lucky prick.

[godfry n. glad]

Okay....now this expelains a lot.

First, he hides the giant cock. He replaces it with ART!

How gay is that?

Then...It's on to capitalization and mostly correct grammer!

Gayness incarnate!

WTF?

Now it is all so clear. See how 'love' distorts reality? Does no one see the massive misguided constructs? All that remains is to see the sad, pathetic collapse of all that was decent in the world.

I hope you are pleased with yourselves.

[Dingfod]

This is just sickening.

[inland wave]

This is just sickening.

:glare:

[Dingfod]

This is just sickening.

:glare::D

[erimir]

To be honest I'm not sure what to make of this.

Is it serious or just a joke? Can't tell. It can be hard to tell with you people (that is, FF people).

I probably wouldn't be talking about it on the board if it were me tho lol

[Stormlight]

You're a lucky bastard, bey! :shakebey:

[JoeP]

First, he hides the giant cock. He replaces it with ART!

How gay is that?

Then...It's on to capitalization and mostly correct grammer!

Gayness incarnate!

This is the part that worries me. When will the real bey return?

[SharonDee]

Gah!

[beyelzu]

To be honest I'm not sure what to make of this.

Is it serious or just a joke? Can't tell. It can be hard to tell with you people (that is, FF people).

I probably wouldn't be talking about it on the board if it were me tho lol

Total seriousness. and how could I not share my happiness with the board, i really like you guys after all.

[Smilin]

Well bey...you know what they say...

"Liking leads to loving...
and loving leads to fucking..."

So, I take it you want to fuck us as well? :grin:

[godfry n. glad]

To be honest I'm not sure what to make of this.

Is it serious or just a joke? Can't tell. It can be hard to tell with you people (that is, FF people).

I probably wouldn't be talking about it on the board if it were me tho lol

Total seriousness. and how could I not share my happiness with the board, i really like you guys after all.

Yeah?

Well...

We would have figured it out.

Sooner or later.

Maybe.

[beyelzu]

Well bey...you know what they say...

"Liking leads to loving...
and loving leads to fucking..."

So, I take it you want to fuck us as well? :grin:

bend over baby and find out, I assume that this will be no lube?

[Smilin]

:grin:...

And I'm happy that ES makes you so happy!

[biochemgirl]

"Liking leads to loving...
and loving leads to fucking..."


That's the first time I've heard that but it's so true. I initally went out on a date with Malloch out of pity.

[godfry n. glad]

:grin:...

And I'm happy that ES makes you so happy!

Yeah...yeah...yeah.

Just stay down off the sofa, k?

[beyelzu]

"Liking leads to loving...
and loving leads to fucking..."


That's the first time I've heard that but it's so true. I initally went out on a date with Malloch out of pity.

seriously?


it doesn't surprise me, thats why I initially went out with es as well.




btw, es if you happen to read this, um, sorry and please forgive me

:tmgrin:

[biochemgirl]

Seriously. We were friends and he had tried to get me to go out with him once before but I said no. He was just so persistant and uber nerdy I couldn't turn him down again. :giggle:

[Dingfod]

"Liking leads to loving...
and loving leads to fucking..."


That's the first time I've heard that but it's so true. I initally went out on a date with Malloch out of pity.

seriously?


it doesn't surprise me, thats why I initially went out with es as well.




btw, es if you happen to read this, um, sorry and please forgive me

:tmgrin:You idiot!

* Dingfod beats beyelzu soundly about the head with a rolled up newspaper.

[Qingdai]

So no one made the obvious joke and asked him if, "I'm about to lose control, but I think I like it"?

Slipping standards, people.

[cappuccino]

Well well bey and Ensign Steve? That's got to be a pairing made in heaven or hell.

I trust you do know which hole's which? Ensign Steve's afterall a proper lady, ya know?

[fragment]

Congrats, guys!

what kind of forehead prosthetic did you have to wear, bey?

[Smilin]

"Liking leads to loving...
and loving leads to fucking..."


That's the first time I've heard that but it's so true. I initally went out on a date with Malloch out of pity.

My company commander in boot camp used to say it all the time..

He would be like...DO YOU LIKE ME? After the first rick made the mistake of saying "yes" we quickly learned to reply...FUCK NO, SIR!

[JamesBannon]

I'm :jealous: How did a guy like you get such a good looking Lady?

[godfry n. glad]

Wait...wait...wait...

Did I miss something?

I was under the impression that ES was married.

Yeah, yeah, yeah....like that matters.

[Qingdai]

D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

I hear those things happen.

[godfry n. glad]

Please!

If I have it right (I'm not convinced I do), then that possibility only leads to....

Considering the likelihood of a....

Star Trek wedding!

OMG...no, no, no, no, no,...NOT THAT!
:freakout:

[Deadlokd]

'Grats bey and ES. Fly us out for the wedding eh? :D

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I'm not kidding. :whup:

[godfry n. glad]

BEAM you out.

[Deadlokd]

I saw the episode. I think that BEAMING gave one dude some weird facial forehead ridge shit. And some other dude got pointy ears. And some dude called Ensign Steve got eaten by aliens. I'll take a plane thanks.