I Don't Roast Here Because

[slimshady2357]

It's not hot enough.

It needs to be around 300F before you can start properly roasting.


Leave me alone bitch!
:piginablanket:

Quiet piggie, soon you'll be the main before my delicious chocolate salty balls
:spchef:

:ham:

[Watser?]

Hmmm, roast beast
:homdrool:

[blueskyboris]

STOP STEALING MY STYLE, FREETHOUGHT FORUMS!

[Stormlight]

:lolhog:

[Shelli]

:lolwut:

[Dingfod]

ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS! BLUE LIGHT SPECIALS ON ROAST CHICKEN IN THE DELI DEPARTMENT AND POST TOASTIES ON AISLE 8.

[livius drusus]

You have a grill pan now so you don't need us anymore. :tremble:

[slimshady2357]

Oh, I always grill here though, I just don't roast here.

Another reason I don't roast here is that I'm afraid Andy Dick will show up and act like an ass, more of an ass than usual anyway.