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beyelzu
02-23-2009, 07:00 PM
I know that we can do it, now, I know that teleportation is possible.


Cuz es has already beamed up my heart.


which is kind of rough, cuz I dont think i am going to live much longer.


:tmgrin:
beyelzu
02-23-2009, 07:00 PM
did I mention that I only have 5 short weeks to go before I see my baby?
BrotherMan
02-23-2009, 07:03 PM
FIVE WEEKS! :dizzy:
Ensign Steve
02-23-2009, 07:07 PM
:beam:
Naru
02-23-2009, 07:10 PM
Bey got me again. The bastard.
beyelzu
02-23-2009, 07:24 PM
Bey got me again. The bastard.

I know, i am too evil.
biochemgirl
02-23-2009, 09:26 PM
Bey got me again. The bastard.

:yeahthat: I gotta give him credit though because at this point in my countdown I can't manage anything more clever than "penis" and "vagina". Soon I will only be able to communicate via smilies.
Sock Puppet
02-23-2009, 10:06 PM
Sexy, sexy smilies.
BrotherMan
02-23-2009, 10:09 PM
Bey got me again. The bastard.

:yeahthat: I gotta give him credit though because at this point in my countdown I can't manage anything more clever than "penis" and "vagina". Soon I will only be able to communicate via smilies.

oh my yes
:hellokit:
woo!
:dancebey:
ChuckF
02-23-2009, 10:22 PM
I didn't fall for this one b/c of the hovertext under the thread title. :phew:
Dingfod
02-23-2009, 10:24 PM
Quantum theory? Can't you just bend time and space and make those five weeks into tomorrow?
beyelzu
02-23-2009, 10:33 PM
the gravity well that resulted would be too badass and inescapable.


it would destroy the earth.
Dingfod
02-23-2009, 10:52 PM
We'll all survive in the alternate universes where that didn't happen.
The Lone Ranger
02-23-2009, 11:36 PM
The heart is merely a muscular pump. It contains no tissues capable of generating either cognitive functions or emotional states. Those tissues are in the brain.

So, I rather suspect that it's your brain ES has stolen, not your heart.


Cheers,

Michael
BrotherMan
02-23-2009, 11:50 PM
With all due respect, Michael: YOUR SCIENCE CAN'T UNDERSTAND LOVE!

And I'm pretty sure ES is bloodthirsty enough to steal bey's heart, if only to use it as a garland for his balls.

:lolhog:
livius drusus
02-23-2009, 11:58 PM
On the other hand, the theory that ES has devoured bey's brain is a solid one. :eatbrains:
BrotherMan
02-24-2009, 12:03 AM
Brain and brain, what is brain?
:steve:
beyelzu
02-25-2009, 02:49 PM
I love you guys, yall are funneh and awesome.
Stormlight
02-25-2009, 03:13 PM
You're scaring me, mate. :backaway: :dancebey:
Sock Puppet
02-25-2009, 03:20 PM
On the other hand, the theory that ES has devoured bey's brain is a solid one. :eatbrains:**Insert "small meal" joke here**