Well... I didn't see an INTRO forum..so.. [Archive]

Miss Shelby

02-26-2005, 01:34 AM

Hello, my name is Michelle and I am a bitch.

(What exactly do people say when they introduce themselves anyway..the self complimetary stuff sounds like bullticky to me)

Thanks to liv for inviting me and fixing my account and many thanks also to lunachick who invited me here long ago.....)

Hope to see ya'll around...

Time to get to spammin'

Michelle

Dingfod

02-26-2005, 01:41 AM

Howdoo Miss Shelby.

Are you a real bitch (http://www.heartless-bitches.com/) or just a poseur?

Just kidding. Welcome to F-F! [insert appropriate smileys here]

livius drusus

02-26-2005, 01:47 AM

Oh we're nowhere near fancy enough for a whole intro forum. We've just got us this nice, discrete little intro thread (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=370) instead.

I'm glad you finally made it, Miss Shelby. Would you like me to consign the apocryphal MissShelby2 to the dustbin of forum history? She's up to no good, I can feel it. :noid:

Welcome to FF! :welcome2:

viscousmemories

02-26-2005, 01:49 AM

:welcome: to the FF, Miss Shelby.

Miss Shelby

02-26-2005, 01:53 AM

I'm glad you finally made it, Miss Shelby. Would you like me to consign the apocryphal MissShelby2 to the dustbin of forum history? She's up to no good, I can feel it. :noid: Oh if you would not mind, please do...kinda makes me look like the airehead that I am... and you CERTAINLY do not want two of us around.

Welcome to FF! :welcome2:Thanks! and so sorry that I did not look around enough to find the intro thread... actually I DID see it ( okay truth coming out now) but wanted indvidual attention...) :D

Michelle

Miss Shelby

02-26-2005, 01:56 AM

Howdoo Miss Shelby.

Are you a real bitch (http://www.heartless-bitches.com/) or just a poseur?

Just kidding. Welcome to F-F! [insert appropriate smileys here]
I dunno, I did not look at the link, I think I'm probably a poseur, but really.. is there a difference?

Thanks for the welcome.

Michelle

Miss Shelby

02-26-2005, 01:57 AM

:welcome: to the FF, Miss Shelby.
Thank you much, visc,

Michelle

Miss Shelby

02-26-2005, 02:01 AM

hey warren... from your link..Do you find typical "Women's Magazines" to be either stomach turning or pathetically laughable?OH yes... if this makes me a bitch, then I gladly wear the title. :D

Michelle

Crumb

02-26-2005, 02:11 AM

Hmm, does that make me a bitch then, or do I need ovaries?

Hi Miss S. Welcome to FF.

This is the spot where I insult liv, but it seems I don't need to tell you that she is an :asshat:

livius drusus

02-26-2005, 02:17 AM

Oh if you would not mind, please do...kinda makes me look like the airehead that I am... and you CERTAINLY do not want two of us around.

:poof!: There is no MissShelby2. There has never been a MissShelby2.

Thanks! and so sorry that I did not look around enough to find the intro thread... actually I DID see it ( okay truth coming out now) but wanted indvidual attention...) :D

And here I was all worried that our stickies were too obscure. I'm much happier with the genuine reason: :ovation:

P.S. - Crumb lies. It's a pathological condition. He says he's seeking help for it, but of course there's no way of knowing if it's even remotely true.

Miss Shelby

02-26-2005, 02:17 AM

Hmm, does that make me a bitch then, or do I need ovaries?In ancient times maybe ...(1984 and previous).. but not really anymore. :D

Hi Miss S. Welcome to FF.Thank you kindly...:)

This is the spot where I insult liv, but it seems I don't need to tell you that she is an :asshat:
Well, I did not know she was a she... (I am not sure why I thougth you were a 'he' lilv.......)....but it IS news to me that she is an :asshat: hehehhe... or whatever that might be.

Whatever the case.. she has certainly been nice to me.

Michelle

Crumb

02-26-2005, 02:29 AM

Crumb doesn't lie...

on Tuesdays. :twitch:

Seven of Nine

02-26-2005, 03:35 AM

Howdoo Miss Shelby.

Are you a real bitch (http://www.heartless-bitches.com/) or just a poseur?

Just kidding. Welcome to F-F! [insert appropriate smileys here]

She's a poseur.

Hi, Michelle! Plan 9 here! :D

Seven of Nine

02-26-2005, 03:38 AM

:poof!: There is no MissShelby2. There has never been a MissShelby2.

Yes, there was, and I see four lights!

livius drusus

02-26-2005, 03:40 AM

I think you must have missed the :poof!: bit. :poof!::poof!::poof!: See? No MissShelby2. Never happen'd.

seebs

02-26-2005, 04:18 AM

Welcome!

Petra

02-26-2005, 04:33 AM

Hey, bitch! Welcome aboard. Finally. :cool:

:wave:

Seven of Nine

02-26-2005, 05:27 AM

I think you must have missed the :poof!: bit. :poof!::poof!::poof!: See? No MissShelby2. Never happen'd.

Captain, You may :poof: as you will: make it so.
Nevertheless, MissShelby2 did exist, in a sense, for a short time, and I still see four lights.

Seven of Nine

02-26-2005, 05:35 AM

Hey, bitch! Welcome aboard. Finally. :cool:

:wave:

Yes, some of us have been tardy in arriving. The shame of it! The waste! :mourn:

Luna, darlin'! How ya been??? :D

beyelzu

02-26-2005, 05:55 AM

:bhello:

Miss Shelby, I hope you like it here. I love this place, the smilies, the sense of community, the great company, the threads about food that inspire me to want to be able to cook. I hope you like it here.

As to thinking liv was a male, well she does use a roman name that is masculine.

Here's a cached version of my favorite online biographical source about Marcus Livius Drusus (the younger). He was the last Roman to try and implement peaceful reform of the Republic. This included an attempt to give Italians - who had been treated like chattel for hundreds of years - full Roman citizenship. He was naturally assassinated for his trouble, and his last words are among the coolest ever of all time.

I have a profound affection for class traitors and enfranchisers.

beyelzu

02-26-2005, 05:59 AM

this second post is because in my first one I got sidetracked and didnt heap enough welcomes in your direction, michelle.

so here you go.

:welcome: :welcome2: :tmgrin: :welcome3: :welcome4:

ps. as to being a bitch, trust me you will find many birds of a feather around these parts.

pps I will probably be beaten for the above ps

Petra

02-26-2005, 06:04 AM

Luna, darlin'! How ya been??? :D

I'm utterly fantastic, thanks. I been workin' an' stuff. :D

How about you, 7of9 - enjoying life, I hope! (That goes for you, too, Michelle :yup: )

Petra

02-26-2005, 06:07 AM

beyelzu

02-26-2005, 06:10 AM

:whipping:

pps I will probably be beaten for the above ps

Ahh, trying to use truth as a weapon, eh? Who's the bitch now, bitch?

:spank: :beathead: :sling: :whip: :chucks: :bonk: :paddle: :boohoo: :hit: :balls3:

well, shit, it goes without saying that I am always your bitch, baby. :tmtongue:

by the way you do remember the safe word, right?

Petra

02-26-2005, 06:45 AM

by the way you do remember the safe word, right?

Mebbe. Mebbe not.

:drevil:

Seven of Nine

02-26-2005, 09:11 AM

Luna, darlin'! How ya been??? :D

I'm utterly fantastic, thanks. I been workin' an' stuff. :D

How about you, 7of9 - enjoying life, I hope! (That goes for you, too, Michelle :yup: )

Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm utterly fantastic, Luna, (what's your secret, and do I want to know it?) but I'm getting by.

Yes! let's not forget that this thread is about our friend, Michelle! How are you, sweetie? Utterly fantastic, I hope?! :D

xouper

02-26-2005, 10:18 AM

Reading this thread, I feel like I stumbled into a party and don't have a clue what's going on or who all these people are.

http://www.xoup.net/smileys/headscratch.gif :popcorn: :eek: http://www.skepticalcommunity.com/phpbb2/images/smiles/Dunno3.gif

Dingfod

02-26-2005, 01:09 PM

Reading this thread, I feel like I stumbled into a party and don't have a clue what's going on or who all these people are.Welcome to my world.

livius drusus

02-26-2005, 01:29 PM

I think what you're seeing here, xouper, is a Nexus of IIDB and Christian Forums (http://www.christianforums.com/index.php?). IIDB has for years now been the host of so-called "CF Outcast" threads, where people who post on CF and/or have beefs with the staff come to air their grievances/have fun together. That's how I know Miss Shelby and it's where I first encoutered Seven of Nine, as well.

I'm not registered at CF, myself -- I find it visually and structurally unappealing, I'm afraid, and I'm also not really into talking religion much anymore -- but lunachick is, Seven is (under the handle Plan 9), and Miss Shelby is. Other cross-forum regulars include seebs, Brimshack, TomJoe, Zoot, Sycophant, Dragar, justaman, and a bunch more I can't think of right now.

Does that help a bit, xoup?

Miss Shelby

02-26-2005, 02:31 PM

Hey, bitch! Welcome aboard. Finally. :cool:

:wave:That's gay hussy as far as you are concerned.

Miss Shelby

02-26-2005, 03:35 PM

Yes! let's not forget that this thread is about our friend, Michelle! How are you, sweetie? Utterly fantastic, I hope?! :D
Hi Plan,

No I am all for letting it get hijacked. I don't have anything of substance to say anyway. :)

Michelle

Dingfod

02-26-2005, 03:57 PM

No I am all for letting it get hijacked. I don't have anything of substance to say anyway. :)Bullchips! We're all eyes.

Sweetie

02-26-2005, 06:32 PM

Bonjour! :wave:

Brimshack

02-26-2005, 09:20 PM

Hello Michelle, and let me just say that if you ever want to explore that Christian nudism thing with actual documentary evidence, I think this is the forum to that, you know.

...just a thought.

Dingfod

02-26-2005, 09:32 PM

Didja ever notice... that people that start their own welcome thread get a lot more welcome messages than those that just show up in that thread already in existence? [/Andy Rooney]

TomJoe

02-26-2005, 09:34 PM

Well if it isn't Miss Bossy Boots. :)

:welcome:

Miss Shelby

02-26-2005, 09:41 PM

Hello Michelle, and let me just say that if you ever want to explore that Christian nudism thing with actual documentary evidence, I think this is the forum to that, you know.

...just a thought.
You know.... I should have saved that OP and posted it on April Fool's Day. Why do these ideas always come to later?

Michelle

Miss Shelby

02-26-2005, 09:44 PM

Sweetie

02-26-2005, 11:51 PM

livius drusus

02-27-2005, 12:03 AM

Very likely, Sweetie. She's a confirmed gay hussy, after all.

Sweetie

02-27-2005, 12:07 AM

Oh haha, if I brought up that nudism thread one more time I figured that might be too much, so I'm glad Brimshack has such a great memory! :D

*runs and ducks*

viscousmemories

02-27-2005, 01:11 AM

Reading this thread, I feel like I stumbled into a party and don't have a clue what's going on or who all these people are.Welcome to my world.
Mine too.

Thanks for the run-down, liv. :)

kensloft

02-28-2005, 11:21 AM

Didja ever notice... that people that start their own welcome thread get a lot more welcome messages than those that just show up in that thread already in existence? [/Andy Rooney]
hehe..

Anyone who knows me even on a casual basis knows that I only did it for self glorification purposes. That, and I like to run my mouth.

:D

Michelle

Maybe we could get liv to get all the newer people to start their own threads to increase the number of threads that are on the site. Another perfect way to set up more numbers to destroy the smilies chances at outnumbering the threads anymore. Well done shelby you've helped liv and visc to clamber to the heights that they are aiming for with the hint of how to do it on your first post. Wow! Supremely good.

Welcome Miss Shelby. You are the boss babe.(ducks real fast, heads out of the way) :banana: :cucumber: :broccolo: :caramba: :pepper: :carrot: :hotmoves: :headspin: :belly: :cancan2: :wishes: :club:

Dingfod

02-28-2005, 01:30 PM

Apparently there aren't enough smileys, kensloft, the last two in you message are the same.

Ms.Babylon

03-03-2005, 01:11 AM

Miss Shelby and Seven of Nine! :wave:

Annabel incognito...Well no not really, I'm just getting tired of the name.

Miss Shelby

03-03-2005, 05:31 AM

Miss Shelby and Seven of Nine! :wave:

Annabel incognito...Well no not really, I'm just getting tired of the name.
Ah... Ms. Babylon... I am so happy to see you. I looked for you under another name, but did not find you. But I just knew that you were here.

I tried to see how long you might have been here by looking at your post count. You know... while I find the Roman Numerals cool.... I have no FREAKING idea how many times I have posted. :D

I love ya Ms. Babylon,

Michelle

livius drusus

03-03-2005, 05:41 AM

If you hover over the Roman numerals you'll see the arabic version, Miss Shelby. :caesar:

Miss Shelby

03-03-2005, 07:41 AM

If you hover over the Roman numerals you'll see the arabic version, Miss Shelby. :caesar:
I would have figured that out eventually...say VDXXII posts from now. :D

:doh:

I get really tired of using that similie. :)

Michelle