Crumb Will Soon be the Third Most Prolific Member.

[MonCapitan2002]

Shelli's gaining (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/memberlist.php?order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30) on ya, buddy. If you wish to stay on top, you are going to have to step up your game. Unless you want her on top you kinky, kinky man!

Still, she is on the :chase:.

[beyelzu]

some of us go for quality, son.

[Sock Puppet]

Really? Who?

[Dingfod]

:yeahthat:

[Selmak]

Check out the number of posts this handsome devil (http://www.christianforums.com/t7356974/#post51280899/) has.

[Crumb]

:run:

[Crumb]

:invisible:

[Farren]

lol 90% of crumb's posts are "silent bob" posts. Does not count.

[Shelli]

:racecar:

[Shelli]

Shelli's gaining (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/memberlist.php?order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30) on ya, buddy. If you wish to stay on top, you are going to have to step up your game. Unless you want her on top you kinky, kinky man!

Still, she is on the :chase:.:bedtime::joecool2:

[Waluigi]

I'm catching up, too. At this rate, I should make the top ten in about 25 years.

[beyelzu]

assuming we all die tomorrow.


although i think im not on the top list anyway.

[beyelzu]

but thats okay cuz I know how to spam like a machine

[Shelli]

:spammer:

[Crumb]

lol 90% of crumb's posts are "silent bob" posts. Does not count.
NOT 90%! :hmph:

And it's not like Shelli doesn't post smilies! :offended:

[Selmak]

http://www.techshout.com/images/spam-graph.jpg

[Shelli]

lol 90% of crumb's posts are "silent bob" posts. Does not count.
NOT 90%! :hmph:

And it's not like Shelli doesn't post smilies! :offended:Yeah, and? What's wrong with that? :dunno:

A picture is often worth more than a thousand words.
:wisesheep:

[Tanda]

:tiggerglomp: :joecool2::hugplz:

[Shelli]

:pandaham:

[Crumb]

lol 90% of crumb's posts are "silent bob" posts. Does not count.
NOT 90%! :hmph:

And it's not like Shelli doesn't post smilies! :offended:Yeah, and? What's wrong with that? :dunno:

A picture is often worth more than a thousand words.
:wisesheep:
Farren said they didn't count! :blame: :pug:

[JamesBannon]

Look @ it this way, Crumb. You have just under 10 times the number of images!

[Crumb]

But I don't know that I am #2 in images. :nope:

[Shelli]

lol 90% of crumb's posts are "silent bob" posts. Does not count.
NOT 90%! :hmph:

And it's not like Shelli doesn't post smilies! :offended:Yeah, and? What's wrong with that? :dunno:

A picture is often worth more than a thousand words.
:wisesheep:
Farren said they didn't count! :blame: :pug:mua.. whateva to that. :shakepug:

[erimir]

Check out the number of posts this handsome devil (http://www.christianforums.com/t7356974/#post51280899/) has.I'm not sure that's something that you should want to show people.

[Selmak]

Check out the number of posts this handsome devil (http://www.christianforums.com/t7356974/#post51280899/) has.I'm not sure that's something that you should want to show people.

It's no biggie. Spam is allowed/encouraged at CF. Pumps up forum stats I guess. I can post 1,000 times in 8 minutes in counting threads. I'm not exaggerating.

So an hour could be a 7,000 post bump. At that rate I'd be the top poster here in less than 6 hours.

Just to put it into perspective.

Yeah, if I'd put a few minutes of thought into those posts (as I do here) then I should be taken out and shot.

[Shelli]

:indifferent:

[MonCapitan2002]

Check out the number of posts this handsome devil (http://www.christianforums.com/t7356974/#post51280899/) has.I'm not sure that's something that you should want to show people.

It's no biggie. Spam is allowed/encouraged at CF. Pumps up forum stats I guess. I can post 1,000 times in 8 minutes in counting threads. I'm not exaggerating.

So an hour could be a 7,000 post bump. At that rate I'd be the top poster here in less than 6 hours.

Just to put it into perspective.

Yeah, if I'd put a few minutes of thought into those posts (as I do here) then I should be taken out and shot.
You would not be able to do that here, though. This forum doesn't and will never generate the level of activity IIDB does, let alone a place like Christian Forums. We'd need a much larger active membership to make being able to go up the lists like you mentioned even possible.

He'll posting by yourself a thousand times in a span of hours would likely be more activity than the board normally generates in a day, I would guess.

[erimir]

I can post 1,000 times in 8 minutes in counting threads. I'm not exaggerating.I'm not sure that's something you should want to tell people.

[Selmak]

I can post 1,000 times in 8 minutes in counting threads. I'm not exaggerating.I'm not sure that's something you should want to tell people.

Sure I should. Let's you know the half a million posts only represent a small fraction of each day rather than every waking moment. ;)

[Selmak]

Check out the number of posts this handsome devil (http://www.christianforums.com/t7356974/#post51280899/) has.I'm not sure that's something that you should want to show people.

It's no biggie. Spam is allowed/encouraged at CF. Pumps up forum stats I guess. I can post 1,000 times in 8 minutes in counting threads. I'm not exaggerating.

So an hour could be a 7,000 post bump. At that rate I'd be the top poster here in less than 6 hours.

Just to put it into perspective.

Yeah, if I'd put a few minutes of thought into those posts (as I do here) then I should be taken out and shot.
You would not be able to do that here, though. This forum doesn't and will never generate the level of activity IIDB does, let alone a place like Christian Forums. We'd need a much larger active membership to make being able to go up the lists like you mentioned even possible.

He'll posting by yourself a thousand times in a span of hours would likely be more activity than the board normally generates in a day, I would guess.

Let's see if I can...

[Selmak]

11

[Selmak]

Nope, off to tweak settings.

[Selmak]

21111

[Selmak]

Off to tweak again.

[Selmak]

311

[Selmak]

31111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

[Selmak]

Found the correct setting. This forum has a 10 second delay between posts, so speed posting won't work here. No delay for site supporters at CF so I can post as fast as I can click the mouse button. Spam, spam, spam, spam and spam. :)

[Leesifer]

The 10 second delay thing is only in the public forums. The super sekrit forums don't have any delay.

[chunksmediocrites]

I AGREE WITH LEESIFER

Now can I get on the supersecret forum?

[Shelli]

:smugnod:

[erimir]

I can post 1,000 times in 8 minutes in counting threads. I'm not exaggerating.I'm not sure that's something you should want to tell people.

Sure I should. Let's you know the half a million posts only represent a small fraction of each day rather than every waking moment. ;)Yes, but I don't consider spending 10 minutes posting 1,000 useless posts to be a worthwhile pursuit. Not that everything I do on the forum is worthwhile, but it's like telling people you can count to a thousand and that you literally spend 15 minutes each day counting out loud to a thousand. It just sounds... kinda sad. And boring.

[Selmak]

I can post 1,000 times in 8 minutes in counting threads. I'm not exaggerating.I'm not sure that's something you should want to tell people.

Sure I should. Let's you know the half a million posts only represent a small fraction of each day rather than every waking moment. ;)Yes, but I don't consider spending 10 minutes posting 1,000 useless posts to be a worthwhile pursuit. Not that everything I do on the forum is worthwhile, but it's like telling people you can count to a thousand and that you literally spend 15 minutes each day counting out loud to a thousand. It just sounds... kinda sad. And boring.

I hear what you're saying, but it's generally been as part of some challenge (who can reach 100,000, 200,000 posts the fastest. etc). And when I do this speed posting I don't even have to look at the monitor so it's generally done when I'm watching the news on tv which I'd be doing anyway (total news junkie, drives my wife insane). So it's not taking time away from anything else the way regular posting does.

Yeah, if I was sitting there staring blankly at a screen for 15 minutes that would be pretty pathetic. And yes, boring. But it's always done while watching something on the tube I'd be watching anyways. Multi-tasking if you will. :)

And I've been a member there for 5 years. My daily post average is 300 posts. So that's closer to 3 minutes a day speed posting rather than 15 anyway. If I'd done 15 minutes a day my post count would be two and a half million.
And speed posting accounts for 90% of my posts there.

[MonCapitan2002]

I AGREE WITH LEESIFER

Now can I get on the supersecret forum?
It's Chuck's ass you have to kiss in order to get into the super secret forums.

[MonCapitan2002]

I can post 1,000 times in 8 minutes in counting threads. I'm not exaggerating.I'm not sure that's something you should want to tell people.

Sure I should. Let's you know the half a million posts only represent a small fraction of each day rather than every waking moment. ;)Yes, but I don't consider spending 10 minutes posting 1,000 useless posts to be a worthwhile pursuit. Not that everything I do on the forum is worthwhile, but it's like telling people you can count to a thousand and that you literally spend 15 minutes each day counting out loud to a thousand. It just sounds... kinda sad. And boring.

I hear what you're saying, but it's generally been as part of some challenge (who can reach 100,000, 200,000 posts the fastest. etc). And when I do this speed posting I don't even have to look at the monitor so it's generally done when I'm watching the news on tv which I'd be doing anyway (total news junkie, drives my wife insane). So it's not taking time away from anything else the way regular posting does.

Yeah, if I was sitting there staring blankly at a screen for 15 minutes that would be pretty pathetic. And yes, boring. But it's always done while watching something on the tube I'd be watching anyways. Multi-tasking if you will. :)

And I've been a member there for 5 years. My daily post average is 300 posts. So that's closer to 3 minutes a day speed posting rather than 15 anyway. If I'd done 15 minutes a day my post count would be two and a half million.
And speed posting accounts for 90% of my posts there.
Why would you want to do that, though. It sounds like a Sisyphean task more than anything. I can think of far better things to do than attempt to post several hundred times in one day.

In fact the most I have probably posted in a day was 80 something posts over at the IIDB (now known as FRDB) and that was quite a while ago. I don't think you would be able to have that kind of output here, though.

There simply isn't enough activity here to make such activity possible.

[Selmak]

Why would you want to do that, though. It sounds like a Sisyphean task more than anything. I can think of far better things to do than attempt to post several hundred times in one day.



Well that's thing though, it's done while watching the news. If I wasn't doing it then I'd just be watching the news. I wouldn't be doing something else while watching the news. This speed posting requires none of my attention, it's automatic so I can do it while my full attention is on something else (the news). I can't think of anything else I could be doing while watching the news that would require zero attention from me. Well maybe if the anchor is hot...

As such, speed posting is taking nothing away from anything else. It's just something done in addition to something else I'd be doing anyway and requiring no extra time from me.

Seriously, speed posting takes no attention. I have one finger clicking the '1' key and another finger clicking the left mouse button hovering over 'post' at the same time. As fast as I can do that there's a new post.

At least I'm burning off 2 or 3 calories as opposed to simply sitting in a chair watching the news.

:grin:

[ChuckF]

The 10 second delay thing is only in the public forums. The super sekrit forums don't have any delay.
omg I was so relieved when they we, the real admins, removed that annoying delay. Now we're counting back up to 1 million.

No joke though, that speed posting bullshit will get your ass banned for flooding here.

[Tanda]

My daily post average is 300 posts.

:gasp:

[Megatron]

(who can reach 100,000, 200,000 posts the fastest. etc).

Fucking christ, dude... 100k posts? On a single board? I doubt I've got that many on every message board I go to combined.

[Selmak]

(who can reach 100,000, 200,000 posts the fastest. etc).

Fucking christ, dude... 100k posts? On a single board? I doubt I've got that many on every message board I go to combined.

You, my friend, need to rethink whether you're worthy of your signature.

[Shelli]

:lol: @ your custom title, Megatron.

[MonCapitan2002]

The 10 second delay thing is only in the public forums. The super sekrit forums don't have any delay.
omg I was so relieved when they we, the real admins, removed that annoying delay. Now we're counting back up to 1 million.

No joke though, that speed posting bullshit will get your ass banned for flooding here.
They would certainly chuck his ass quite quickly if he did. I don't know why CF would tolerate such posting behavior, though. Maybe Selmak is a paying member over there?

(who can reach 100,000, 200,000 posts the fastest. etc).

Fucking christ, dude... 100k posts? On a single board? I doubt I've got that many on every message board I go to combined.
I can't see how he managed that as well. I also don't see the point in doing it either. Is it some kind of e-penis thing? That's about all I can think of for doing it.

[Selmak]

They would certainly chuck his ass quite quickly if he did. I don't know why CF would tolerate such posting behavior, though. Maybe Selmak is a paying member over there?

Well, as I said earlier, CF encourages it. There's a subforum set up specifically for it. My guess is that since CF is a moneymaking site, this pumps up forum stats (posts/day), bringing CF to the top in search engine searches, thus bringing in new visitors who'll click on the ads..


I can't see how he managed that as well. I also don't see the point in doing it either. Is it some kind of e-penis thing? That's about all I can think of for doing it.

I freely admit I have a tiny penis. Pathetically small, really.

What I have to wonder about are the people who've racked up 30,000 actual posts on a non-spam allowing site. How the heck is that pulled off?

I'd wager big money that it took far more time than my 100 posts a minute took at CF. ;)

[ChuckF]

What I have to wonder about are the people who've racked up 30,000 actual posts on a non-spam allowing site. How the heck is that pulled off?
Crumb has a huge penis.

(No comment on liv and Shelli.)

[Shelli]

:shiftier:

[Selmak]

What I have to wonder about are the people who've racked up 30,000 actual posts on a non-spam allowing site. How the heck is that pulled off?
Crumb has a huge penis.

I suspected as much.

It's projected in his cool.

[Selmak]

I'd wager big money that it took far more time than my 100 posts a minute took at CF. ;)

:shiftier:

Okay, not Shelli.

[Shelli]

You know, until someone brings it up, I have no idea what my post count is, and even then, when I do notice, I still couldn't care less. :shrug:

I mean, c'mon now. I'm not in it for the post count; I'm in it for the :ff:ers and the smilies. :ffshiny:

[ChuckF]

I'm in it for your giant penis.

(We need a :lolhogsign: like the batsign, to summon BrotherMan to a thread)

[Shelli]

:manhater:

:giggle:

[Crumb]

:pimpin:

[erimir]

Why would you want to do that, though. It sounds like a Sisyphean task more than anything. I can think of far better things to do than attempt to post several hundred times in one day.Well that's thing though, it's done while watching the news. If I wasn't doing it then I'd just be watching the news. I wouldn't be doing something else while watching the news. This speed posting requires none of my attention, it's automatic so I can do it while my full attention is on something else (the news). I can't think of anything else I could be doing while watching the news that would require zero attention from me.I guess.

I still don't see the point tho. Who cares who has the highest post count? The only reason to care is just that being somewhere and posting a fair amount builds you credibility as someone who's invested in the site and not just a random spammer/troller/n00b/etc. But after you reach a certain number of posts and time there, it doesn't matter that much whether you have 5 or 8 or 10 thousand posts. And if it's known that you can inflate your post count like that, it carries even less weight.

It's like, I could participate in a contest to see who could jerk off 20 times in one day. But if all the winner gets is a chafed penis and a sore arm, I'm not really seeing the appeal of participating in the contest. Well, at least in that case you get 20 orgasms, so it's probably more worthwhile than posting contentless posts 50,000 times.

It's also a measure of your actual balls (that is, not your e-balls), I suppose.
Is it some kind of e-penis thing? That's about all I can think of for doing it.:yup:

[Naru]

It's like, I could participate in a contest to see who could jerk off 20 times in one day. But if all the winner gets is a chafed penis and a sore arm, I'm not really seeing the appeal of participating in the contest. Well, at least in that case you get 20 orgasms, so it's probably more worthwhile than posting contentless posts 50,000 times.

You're on! :circlejerk:

[MonCapitan2002]

What I have to wonder about are the people who've racked up 30,000 actual posts on a non-spam allowing site. How the heck is that pulled off?
Crumb has a huge penis.

(No comment on liv and Shelli.)
Maybe their partners do?

[Selmak]

Why would you want to do that, though. It sounds like a Sisyphean task more than anything. I can think of far better things to do than attempt to post several hundred times in one day.Well that's thing though, it's done while watching the news. If I wasn't doing it then I'd just be watching the news. I wouldn't be doing something else while watching the news. This speed posting requires none of my attention, it's automatic so I can do it while my full attention is on something else (the news). I can't think of anything else I could be doing while watching the news that would require zero attention from me.I guess.

I still don't see the point tho. Who cares who has the highest post count? The only reason to care is just that being somewhere and posting a fair amount builds you credibility as someone who's invested in the site and not just a random spammer/troller/n00b/etc. But after you reach a certain number of posts and time there, it doesn't matter that much whether you have 5 or 8 or 10 thousand posts. And if it's known that you can inflate your post count like that, it carries even less weight.

It's like, I could participate in a contest to see who could jerk off 20 times in one day. But if all the winner gets is a chafed penis and a sore arm, I'm not really seeing the appeal of participating in the contest. Well, at least in that case you get 20 orgasms, so it's probably more worthwhile than posting contentless posts 50,000 times.

It's also a measure of your actual balls (that is, not your e-balls), I suppose.
Is it some kind of e-penis thing? That's about all I can think of for doing it.:yup:

If I could jerk off 20 times a day I wouldn't need to post so much at CF.

And I'd probably be a much happier person in general. :)

[MonCapitan2002]

You could always give it the old college try.

[Selmak]

..

[MonCapitan2002]

Please hide NSFW images behind spoiler tags and post warnings!

[Selmak]

Please hide NSFW images behind spoiler tags and post warnings!

Better?

[MonCapitan2002]

No. You're being an asshole. Here is the thing, people might view this thread from work. Posting such images can cause problems if viewing from work. Show some consideration instead of acting like an asshole.

[Selmak]

No. You're being an asshole. Here is the thing, people might view this thread from work. Posting such images can cause problems if viewing from work. Show some consideration instead of acting like an asshole.

Hey, forgive me. I've never used a spoiler tag before and it didn't occur to me that people would be viewing this site at work since at my workplace I'm expected to work rather than surf the web.

Oh, and fuck you too. :)

I'm guessing I don't have to hide that behind a spoiler tag since it's apparently okay in your workplace to call someone an asshole. (And everyone else's workplace too, right? Since you've posted 'asshole' without the magic tags.)

[MonCapitan2002]

You would not believe the language that is uttered at my workplace. The only reason that I have never voiced complaints is because I am equally foul mouthed.

[Shelli]

MonCap, if I may offer a little advice, you're better off just putting the :troll: on ignore. :plonk:

[Selmak]

MonCap, if I may offer a little advice, you're better off just putting the :troll: on ignore. :plonk:

:hug:

[Smilin]

I really didn't need to see that....

[Selmak]

I really didn't need to see that....

That's what my wife said on our wedding night.

[Smilin]

This message is hidden because Selmak is on your ignore list.

Sorry 'ole chap....

Posting pics like that outside of the sexuality forum isn't cool...

and I'm not going down because of your personality disorders......

[Selmak]

This message is hidden because Selmak is on your ignore list.


Posting pics like that outside of the sexuality forum isn't cool...


I did not know that.

Removed,

[Shelli]

Neither did I which is why I didn't. :pleased: The ignore feature is the single best self-moderation feature of the :ff:.

[Shelli]

OMG! And it just got better! :gasp:

Now, when someone on your ignore list gets quoted like in Smilin's post above, the ignoree sees, rather than the ignored's post, "This message is hidden because Selmak is on your ignore list."! :celebrate:

:ffglomp:

[Smilin]

Uhhh...

Shelli....that was a direct quote by me... :laugh:

[Selmak]

OMG! And it just got better! :gasp:

Now, when someone on your ignore list gets quoted like in Smilin's post above, the ignoree sees, rather than the ignored's post, "This message is hidden because Selmak is on your ignore list."! :celebrate:

:ffglomp:

First day on the internet? :D

Or just not familiar with vBulletin?

[Shelli]

Uhhh...

Smilin....you quoted Semak and rather than seeing the part of Selmak's post that you quoted, I see this in it's place:

This message is hidden because Selmak is on your ignore list.

:yowakeup:

[Selmak]

Uhhh...

Smilin....you quoted Semak and rather than seeing the part of Selmak's post that you quoted, I see this in it's place:

This message is hidden because Selmak is on your ignore list.

:yowakeup:

Back away from the weed, slowly.

:lol:

:doh:

[Smilin]

uhhhh...

:you:

That is what I typed as a quote....duh!

:hug:

[Shelli]

omg.. hahaha!! All those years of putting blonde streaks in my hair.... :duh:


:lol:

[Smilin]

:tiggerglomp:

[Shelli]

Tiggermonkey :rarrow: :glomp: :larrow: Smilin


Now you've got me wishing we had that in our ignore feature. :shakesmilin:

[Crumb]

:darn: I thought you had something there, Shelli.

Thanks for taking the image down Selmak. I am one of the underemployed :ff: work surfers. :yup:

[Smilin]

Now, if Shelli wants to post pics of her "naughty bits" :heybabeh::bedtime:

[Shelli]

:nope:

[Smilin]

:beg:

[Sock Puppet]

She did that long ago, Smilin.

At least, one naughty bit.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c171/SassyTiggerette/ad014270.jpg

Trivia: In searching for that pic, I determined that Shelli has made posts referencing "boobs" 26 times. Shocking, I know. I would've thought there were a lot more.

[Smilin]

:laugh:

That's an old picture of her, btw....

WE NEED NEW PICS!

[MonCapitan2002]

Neither did I which is why I didn't. :pleased: The ignore feature is the single best self-moderation feature of the :ff:.
I agree with you there. I think the ignore feature is one of the best things Jelsoft added to vBulletin. It is a cause to :celebrate:.