Would You Rather?

[wei yau]

So, there's this party game we got called "Would You Rather?" Basically, there are questions on cards that ask "Would you rather..." and gives you two options. The other players have to guess which you would do and you then you have to give your answer. Then there's some type of penalty or reward or something...I don't remember...based on whether or not your answer matched the guesses from the other players.

I've been meaning to bring the game in to my office, so that I can post some questions from it. But, I keep forgetting and can't really justify sitting at my desk at work with a bunch of cards from a game. I thought it'd be a nice, silly, fun thread. And I'm bored at work right now, just counting the minutes until quitting time.

So, I'll just start with one of the questions I remembered. You all can answer and submit your own questions.

Would you rather eat a bottle cap or a spider the size of a bottle cap?

[livius drusus]

Man, that's hard. I suppose the spider just because at least it's chewable, you know? :yuck:

Would you rather hear fingernails scraping hard and slow down a blackboard, or wearing earplugs, bend your fingernails back to the quick as you do the scraping?

[ceptimus]

Hearing scraping fingernails on a blackboard doesn't bother me, so I choose that. I often used to do it myself to torture my classmates, back when we had blackboards.

Would you rather bee or a wasp?

[livius drusus]

Is that a trick question? :wtf:

[wei yau]

I echo liv's suspicion. That ceptimus is a crafty bastard.

[Seven of Nine]

Would you rather bee or a wasp?

I'd rather be a wasp! Then I don't die the first time I sting something.

If you had to live in a zoo, would you rather be a lion or a tiger?

[Ex-zombie]

If you had to live in a zoo, would you rather be a lion or a tiger?

A lion. They're beautiful animals.


Death penalty has been invoked for you. You get to choose.

Electric chair or hanging?

[Dingfod]

Hanging. *gack*

[Dingfod]

Okay, would you rather drink a pint of diesel fuel or lick a skunk's ass?

[Miss Shelby]

Would you rather eat a bottle cap or a spider the size of a bottle cap?
A bottle cap. Hey, if drug mules can get packages down the size of a grape without chewing them... (I saw it on a movie)--then I ought to be able to swing a bottle cap.

Michelle

[Miss Shelby]

lol...warren I have to pass on your skunk one... I think I'd rather die. So maybe I would go for the dissel fuel.

If you were standing neck deep in a pool of vomit and someone threw a bucke of snot at your face, would you duck or get hit by the snot? IOW, would you rather have face full of puke or snot?

Michelle

[Dingfod]

lol...warren I have to pass on your skunk one... I think I'd rather die. So maybe I would go for the dissel fuel.I know from personal experience that you won't die from ingesting diesel fuel. You may not feel good for a while, but it won't likely kill you. Gasoline, OTOH, I don't know?

[livius drusus]

If you were standing neck deep in a pool of vomit and someone threw a bucke of snot at your face, would you duck or get hit by the snot? IOW, would you rather have face full of puke or snot?

Definitely snot. At least I wouldn't add to it like I would with the puke.

[Dingfod]

With my luck the snot would fall a little bit short and splash the puke into my face.

[Miss Shelby]

With my luck the snot would fall a little bit short and splash the puke into my face.lol..my luck that would happen, too.

Michelle

[kensloft]

Would you rather eat a pizza that's been dipped in giant's poop or eat the poop that comes from the giant having eaten the pizza? :popcorn:

[beyelzu]

depends on what the giant has been eating.

[beyelzu]

would you rather know a truth that would make you miserable for the rest of your life or believe in a harmless little lie?

[Crumb]

Well I guess if it is harmless, I'll trade misery for the lie.

Would you rather eat a hundred 2 inch nails, or swim in a pool of double edged razor blades?

[justaman]

Well I guess if it is harmless, I'll trade misery for the lie.

Would you rather eat a hundred 2 inch nails, or swim in a pool of double edged razor blades?
Jesus you people are nasty. :sadcheer:

I'd have to go with double-edged razor blades since apparently I'm destined to die either way, and I think that'd be quicker.

MY TURN now you fucking freak-shows.

Would you rather a can of pepsi or a can of coke?

[Dingfod]

Would I rather do what with a can of pepsi or a can of coke? If it's drink one with sugar in it, make it a Pepsi.


Would rather eat liver or spicy uterus?

[Seven of Nine]

Would I rather do what with a can of pepsi or a can of coke? If it's drink one with sugar in it, make it a Pepsi.


Would rather eat liver or spicy uterus?

I'd rather eat liver. I actually like it. :D


Would you rather eat haggis or headcheese?

[Dingfod]

Can I have both?

[JoeP]

The plane you're in crashes in a deserted area. Would you bury the survivors or cremate them?

[Dingfod]

How deserted? Are we talking desert, mountain, jungle, island, what?



Wouldn't it be a bit cruel to cremate them before they die?


Would you rather have your flesh ripped by jaguars or be pecked to death by ducks?

[livius drusus]

Jaguars, definitely. If I survive, I could tattoo the stripey scars and turn into one of those catwomen SkepticJ is hot for.

Would you rather get diarrhea or projectile vomiting from food poisoning?

[Dingfod]

The bad thing is, sometimes you get both.

[viscousmemories]

The plane you're in crashes in a deserted area. Would you bury the survivors or cremate them?
Is this a trick question?

Neither. I'd eat them.



ETA: LOL. Okay you got me. I'd still eat them.

[Dingfod]

Completely missed my allusion to Tim Cahill's book titles.

Would you rather get diarrhea or projectile vomiting from food poisoning?Projectile vomiting, of course, someone has to fill Miss Shelby's pool.

[Ex-zombie]

Would you rather get diarrhea or projectile vomiting from food poisoning?

Definitely diarrhea. I'm worse than an infant about puking.


Would you rather be bit by a black widow spider or step on a jellyfish?

[livius drusus]

Do I have to see the spider when she bites me?

[Miss Shelby]

Completely missed my allusion to Tim Cahill's book titles.

Would you rather get diarrhea or projectile vomiting from food poisoning?Projectile vomiting, of course, someone has to fill Miss Shelby's pool.
We could change it to a pool full of diarrhea. I'm flexible. :)

Michelle

[Miss Shelby]

The plane you're in crashes in a deserted area. Would you bury the survivors or cremate them?I'd rather eat them. (who cares if they aren't dead yet?)

Michelle

[Crumb]

I'd rather eat them. (who cares if they aren't dead yet?)

People who write without first reading all the posts are doomed to repeat them. :rolleye1:

[Sweetie]

Would you rather eat a bottle cap or a spider the size of a bottle cap?

Spider, bottle caps have rough edges, you can eat a spider without getting hurt.

Would you rather hear fingernails scraping hard and slow down a blackboard, or wearing earplugs, bend your fingernails back to the quick as you do the scraping?

Fingernails on a blackboard.

Would you rather bee or a wasp?

Bee.

If you had to live in a zoo, would you rather be a lion or a tiger?

Lion.

Electric chair or hanging?

Electric chair.

Okay, would you rather drink a pint of diesel fuel or lick a skunk's ass?

Skunk if the point of it is to get a healthy dose of a skunk's aroma and not anything else. I like the smell of skunk oftentimes.

Miss Shelby's question is intolerable to contemplate, lol, sorry. I too am worse than an infant about puking and that's what would happen either/or.

would you rather know a truth that would make you miserable for the rest of your life or believe in a harmless little lie?

Truth.

Would you rather eat a hundred 2 inch nails, or swim in a pool of double edged razor blades?

Razor blades, they're so sharp the cuts should barely hurt and death would be quick.

Would you rather a can of pepsi or a can of coke?

Coke.

Would rather eat liver or spicy uterus?

Liver.

[Sweetie]

Would you rather have everything if everything was meaningless than nothing though nothing means everything?

[Dingfod]

Jellyfish, jellyfish, ooh-jelly, jellyfish. Do your best, jellyfish. (Note: I've already done the spiderbite thing, it weren't too awful fun)


Would you rather run away and join the circus or go live in a plywood shack in the Montana mountains?

[viscousmemories]

I suspect you can get a good whiff of skunk aroma without tonguing its anus.

[Crumb]

I suspect you can get a good whiff of skunk aroma without tonguing its anus.

True vm, but it's just not the same.

Would you rather run away and join the circus or go live in a plywood shack in the Montana mountains?

The circus. I wouldn't want to be so alone.

Would you rather shag a sheep or a cow?

[Dingfod]

Would you rather shag a sheep or a cow?That is a sexist question, isn't it?

It begs a joke though:

Two Wyoming cowboys were riding the range. The come across a sheep stuck in the fence next to the highway. Before they could get to it, a truck stopped. The truck driver got out and went over and started having sex with the sheep.

One cowboy looks over at the other one and says, "That sure looks good."

The other one says, "You want some of that?"

The first cowboy says, "I sure do." He gets off his horse, pulls down his pants and sticks his head in the fence.

[Crumb]

That is a sexist question, isn't it?

have you never heard of a strap-on? :giggles: