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[Crumb]

This is the thread to celebrate my Dth post! (Yes, I am making a thread for this, because I am an egotistical bastard. Sue me.)

Wow, it seemed only yesterday that I made my First Post (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37879&postcount=17). To think that since the very beginning I have been picking on that poor :asshat:. :giggle:

If I make 500 posts every month, I am going to look like a real postslut before too long. Oh well, I guess I can't fight reality. Maybe, over the course of my next 500 posts I will try for quality over quantity. We'll see. If this post is any evidence it will be the same bullshit from this crumb.

So here is where you all lavish me with praise:


Crickets: *chirp*chirp*


... well go on. DO IT! :whup:

[viscousmemories]

Wow, I can't believe you've only been around a month. It seems like you've been here since the beginning.

Welcome to Dville, Crumb. :appl:

May you find many more letters in your future.

[Petra]

Yeah, yeah. Tell me when you make the MMMMMs. I call cake.


:popcorn:

[Crumb]

Hey I am working on my first M, have some fuckin' patience.

Wow, I can't believe you've only been around a month.

It was a short month, too.

[Petra]

It seems like you've been here since the beginning.True, dat.

May you find many more letters in your future.

And may they all be big ones. :cool: :giggle:

[livius drusus]

Wow. You've been fucking with me since your very first post. What's that about? It's an Oedipal thing, isn't it?

That's cool, though. I'm down. Use me put as your spaniel, as long as you keep racking up the posts and making my v-bar look less freaky.

:cheer: Congratulations, D. :cheer:

[Petra]

...have some fuckin' patience.

Heh, I knew I liked you. Still do, as a matter of fact. :yup:

[Crumb]

making my v-bar look less freaky.

Hey now, I'm not that much of a slut, Liv! :giggles:

Heh, I knew I liked you. Still do, as a matter of fact.

:blush3: Thanks a bunch luna, that made me smile real big like. :cheerful:

[kensloft]

This is the thread to celebrate my Dth post! (Yes, I am making a thread for this, because I am an egotistical bastard. Sue me.)

Wow, it seemed only yesterday that I made my First Post (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37879&postcount=17). To think that since the very beginning I have been picking on that poor :asshat:. :giggle:

If I make 500 posts every month, I am going to look like a real postslut before too long. Oh well, I guess I can't fight reality. Maybe, over the course of my next 500 posts I will try for quality over quantity. We'll see. If this post is any evidence it will be the same bullshit from this crumb.

So here is where you all lavish me with praise:


Crickets: *chirp*chirp*


... well go on. DO IT! :whup:


This is the first post that I am post for Crumb's D post. This is the only one that I am going to do for him. No more posting for your D post.

You are coming along well and starting to make the grade. When you get another D in place you will become a veritable M. M is not for Magnificent. You are getting close to the greatest award that could be bestowed on a person like you.

It is the next D that is going to make and change your life forever. When you achieve that status you will become a true and honourable MD. Your mom will be super proud of you and you will be able to listen to her babble incessantly at her neighbours about her hero son the MD, :whup:

We congatulate you Crumb. :bow: :bow: :bow: We are in awe of your soon making the world's fastest MD. :yup:

[JoeP]

Happy (belated) D-Day, Crumb! (Ya couldn'ta stopped at "DIX" just for a few days, to amuse us, couldja?)

[Dingfod]

You know, if you study real hard, you might be able to bring that grade up to a C or maybe even a B.



(Maybe one day you'll have as many posts as my massive post count)

[Shake]

Crikey! I've only just recently gotten to the D mark myself -- and also quickly cruised past the DIX post -- man, I got here about 6 months earlier and now you've already passed me!

/me looks for some good threads to slut post in

[Crumb]

You're a slow poke, shake.

[Petra]

You're a slow poke, shake.

Hey, whatever works for him and keep his wife happy. :wink:

[Shake]

You're a slow poke, shake.
Well, I'm only 8 ... er, 7 behind you now! Damn, you're fast!
Hey, whatever works for him and keep his wife happy. :wink:
:giggle:

[Crumb]

Hey watch it Liv, this is a fucking family thread!

[Shake]

Shit! I can't keep up with this ... I'm supposed to be working, anyway.

Btw, cool sig, Crumb! :giggle:

[Crumb]

Thank you, shake. I am supposed to be working, too. but this is what happens when I try and do some work at home.

Sorry I am so speedy. I get it from my mother. heh

[livius drusus]

Huh? I didn't do nuttin'.

[Crumb]

Oops, sorry. I am just used to blaming you for things around here. I meant luna. :blush2:

[SharonDee]

You're a slow poke, shake.
Hey, whatever works for him and keep his wife happy. :wink:
:sodaspit: :roflmao:

[Shake]

Hey watch it Liv, this is a fucking family thread!
:eek: I didn't remember seeing anything about incest here! :eek:

[kensloft]

You're a slow poke, shake.
Hey, whatever works for him and keep his wife happy. :wink:
:sodaspit: :roflmao:

So? Smileys don't worj? Fusk! We's scewed!!!!!

[Crumb]

I didn't remember seeing anything about incest here!

Oh sorry, wrong forum. :blush2:

[Shake]

Well, hell! At one point yesterday, I was within 10 posts of you, Crumb. Now I see the gap has increased to over 30! You win. I can't keep pace with that sort of effort here.

/me looks at our respective profiles

Crumb: 16.62 post per day (ppd)
Shake: 2.39 ppd

I guess it was inevitable at those rates -- and even if I doubled or tripled my efforts!

[Crumb]

Sorry Shake, but since the quality of my posts are so very inferior compared to yours, at least I can out do you in quantity for my consolation prize.

[Shake]

Well, it's nice to know somebody thinks my posts are of some quality.

[Crumb]

M :slide:

[livius drusus]

Yay Crumb! The v-bar awaits you.

:thewave:

[Shake]

Or, you could say, "Double-D"! :giggles:

Crikey! It's barely been a month to double your count! My rate has gone from 2.39 to 2.63ppd in the same period. Sheesh! I'm still working on getting to DCC.

[Crumb]

You'll get there young grasshopper. :pat: