I'm holding out for Turducken Flu.

[Caligulette]

I hear you can only catch it if you're in a certain economic bracket involving the Cayman Islands and Swiss bankers, though. :fuming:

[godfry n. glad]

You sure you wouldn't rather have the Bremen musicians instead?

[Dingfod]

I was waiting for the swan flu.

[JoeP]

This would have been such a cool thread title to post next month ... only two days away. :sadno:

[erimir]

turd fuckin' flu?

[Ymir's blood]

Chimney Flu?

[JoeP]

One flu over the piglets' nest?

[D. Scarlatti]

2003: While no one is looking, tries stuffing a turducken into a cow

Celebrating John Madden (http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/celebrating_john_madden).