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Stacy S.
05-13-2009, 09:01 PM
So, my younger sister came over to visit today with her brand-new boyfriend in tow.
"Just dropping by," She said.
They stay for about an hour, raided my fridge, smoked in my house, used the facilities and left.
I notice after they leave that not only did he not lift the seat, he pissed all over it.
At least he flushed. I'm sure he's a keeper.
Just thought I'd share.
livius drusus
05-13-2009, 09:02 PM
Damn. How old are they? Also, what exactly were they smoking?
Electrify the toilet seat IMO.
Plant Woman
05-13-2009, 09:15 PM
ick.
Stacy S.
05-13-2009, 09:22 PM
Damn. How old are they? Also, what exactly were they smoking?
She's 22. I guess he was about the same age. She goes through them pretty quick so I don't ever really get to know any of them. Still, what kind of guy past the age of 12 does that?
Oh, Just cigarettes. She smokes weed sometimes but I gave it up after college. I didn't really mind (I used to smoke too) but it's a little rude not to even ask. I can't blame him because she's the one that lit up first. She just assumes its okay and I didn't say anything so I guess I'm to blame for that. I did make an obvious point to open a window. Most non-rude people would get the clue.
livius drusus
05-13-2009, 09:24 PM
In this day age, you have to be pretty oblivious/rude not to ask before sparking. As for the piss, I don't even know what that's about. I'd be tempted to think he did it on purpose just to be a prick.
Stacy S.
05-13-2009, 09:45 PM
In this day age, you have to be pretty oblivious/rude not to ask before sparking. As for the piss, I don't even know what that's about. I'd be tempted to think he did it on purpose just to be a prick.
!?!?!
I didn't even consider that. Now having considered it, I'm a bit dumbfounded. He was kind of obnoxious, but no more so than most of the guys she dates. She goes for the "bad boys*".
*um...I suppose I do too but I like them bad like James Bond. She likes them bad like ex-con.
Jug Pilot
05-13-2009, 09:49 PM
I notice after they leave that not only did he not lift the seat, he pissed all over it.
At least he flushed. I'm sure he's a keeper.
Just thought I'd share.
Maybe he was just marking territory? :D
livius drusus
05-13-2009, 09:50 PM
In this day age, you have to be pretty oblivious/rude not to ask before sparking. As for the piss, I don't even know what that's about. I'd be tempted to think he did it on purpose just to be a prick.
!?!?!
I didn't even consider that. Now having considered it, I'm a bit dumbfounded. He was kind of obnoxious, but no more so than most of the guys she dates. She goes for the "bad boys*".
*um...I suppose I do too but I like them bad like James Bond. She likes them bad like ex-con.
Ya, see, that's what I was thinking. I just don't see how it could be an accident if it's so clearly obvious that he pissed all over the seat. How could he not have noticed and wiped it off?
godfry n. glad
05-13-2009, 10:08 PM
Bad boys don't clean up after themselves....that's what wimmenfolk are for.
ChuckF
05-13-2009, 10:51 PM
Ya, see, that's what I was thinking. I just don't see how it could be an accident if it's so clearly obvious that he pissed all over the seat. How could he not have noticed and wiped it off?
lol n00b
Dingfod
05-13-2009, 10:57 PM
godfry is on the right track, count yourself luck he flushed, he wouldn't have if he had "dropped a deuce".
Shelli
05-14-2009, 02:05 AM
I notice after they leave that not only did he not lift the seat, he pissed all over it.
At least he flushed. I'm sure he's a keeper.
Just thought I'd share.
Maybe he was just marking territory? :D:rofl:
Crumb
05-14-2009, 02:17 AM
It's hard to get it in the bowl when you are lifting your leg.
MonCapitan2002
05-14-2009, 08:07 AM
Damn. How old are they? Also, what exactly were they smoking?
She's 22. I guess he was about the same age. She goes through them pretty quick so I don't ever really get to know any of them. Still, what kind of guy past the age of 12 does that?
Oh, Just cigarettes. She smokes weed sometimes but I gave it up after college. I didn't really mind (I used to smoke too) but it's a little rude not to even ask. I can't blame him because she's the one that lit up first. She just assumes its okay and I didn't say anything so I guess I'm to blame for that. I did make an obvious point to open a window. Most non-rude people would get the clue.
If it bothered you that they were smoking you should have said something to them directly instead of just opening a window as a way to hint at your displeasure. They still sound quite rude, though.
Texas Lynn
05-14-2009, 04:56 PM
She goes for the "bad boys*".
Say no more. LD is right; he did it on purpose.
*um...I suppose I do too but I like them bad like James Bond. She likes them bad like ex-con.
I have a sister-in-law like her. It's kind of like dating an Eric von Zipper sterotype brings status of the type that keeps people from messing with you.
Texas Lynn
05-14-2009, 04:59 PM
In this day age, you have to be pretty oblivious/rude not to ask before sparking.
It took me a while to figure out that's what you say for "lighting up". "Sparking" in Southern/Border state/Midwest parlance in the U.S. means a sort of frisky making out and so forth on the porch swing or wherever. It fell into disuse by World War II but was revived by "redneck pride" in shows like The Beverly Hillbillies and Hee Haw.
livius drusus
05-14-2009, 05:13 PM
That's so cute! :aww:
Stacy S.
05-14-2009, 07:06 PM
If it bothered you that they were smoking you should have said something to them directly instead of just opening a window as a way to hint at your displeasure. They still sound quite rude, though.
You're right - I should have said something. Maybe I will next time. I don't mind the smell of smoke (like most ex-smokers, I actually like it) but I hate the smell of stale smoke. Plus it makes me want to smoke again.
My sister's not really rude, she's just clueless sometimes. When I got this place late last year she wanted to room with me but I opted out by telling her I wanted to live alone for a change (recent divorce...yada). If she had moved in I probably would have started smoking again. I'd probably get stiffed on her share of the rent too. :)
Anastasia Beaverhausen
05-14-2009, 08:47 PM
Have a direct talk with your sister, rather than bitching to us.
livius drusus
05-14-2009, 09:02 PM
WTH? She's totally nice about the clueless sister and her pisshydrant boyfriend. The only bitching I see here is yours, CC.
1Samuel8
05-14-2009, 09:05 PM
I didn't really mind (I used to smoke too) but it's a little rude not to even ask. It is even more rude not to offer or pass it around.
WTH? She's totally nice about the clueless sister and her pisshydrant boyfriend. The only bitching I see here is yours, CC.No, she's right. All this psychoanalysis of the BF is a waste of time. Stacy needs to inform her sister that she doesn't allow smoking in her house, and that the BF isn't welcome to come back until he apologizes for his behavior.
Shelli
05-14-2009, 09:15 PM
Have a direct talk with your sister, rather than bitching to us.:whatthefuck:
Well, that was just rude and uncalled for. What the hell hole did that come out of?
livius drusus
05-14-2009, 09:17 PM
No, she's right. All this psychoanalysis of the BF is a waste of time. Stacy needs to inform her sister that she doesn't allow smoking in her house, and that the BF isn't welcome to come back until he apologizes for his behavior.
That's as may be (Stacy acknowledged as much to MonCap above), but I dispute the characterization of her posts as "bitching", especially when compared to the many and varied forms of bitchcraft practiced on this forum and pretty much everywhere else on the web.
Shelli
05-14-2009, 09:21 PM
No, she's right. All this psychoanalysis of the BF is a waste of time. Stacy needs to inform her sister that she doesn't allow smoking in her house, and that the BF isn't welcome to come back until he apologizes for his behavior.
That's as may be (Stacy acknowledged as much to MonCap above), but I dispute the characterization of her posts as "bitching", especially when compared to the many and varied forms of bitchcraft practiced on this forum and pretty much everywhere else on the web.That :^:
I dispute the characterization of her posts as "bitching", especially when compared to the many and varied forms of bitchcraft practiced on this forum and pretty much everywhere else on the web.By that measure CC's post doesn't strike me as particularly bitchy either. <shrug>
erimir
05-14-2009, 09:28 PM
:lol:@bitchcraft
Anastasia Beaverhausen
05-14-2009, 09:57 PM
WTH? She's totally nice about the clueless sister and her pisshydrant boyfriend. The only bitching I see here is yours, CC.
I meant "confront the sister about their shitty behavior, don't just blow it off on the internet."
I would probably ban the boyfriend from your home. Lord knows I've done that for much less (a kid who came over with my brother's friend was gay-bashing when K & I were watching a movie, and I sent him packing).
Shelli
05-15-2009, 01:58 AM
So, my younger sister came over to visit today with her brand-new boyfriend in tow.
"Just dropping by," She said.
They stay for about an hour, raided my fridge, smoked in my house, used the facilities and left.
I notice after they leave that not only did he not lift the seat, he pissed all over it.
At least he flushed. I'm sure he's a keeper.
Just thought I'd share.If I had company and they wanted something to eat, that would be one thing. "Raiding the fridge" would be quite another and not acceptable. :tsktsk:
On the subject of smoking; since I quit smoking, smoking is not allowed in my house or my car.. period. :nojustno:
Pissing all over the toilet seat? :hahano: He would not be allowed back in my house without a firm apology and assurances that it would never happen again and if it were to happen again, there would be no third chance. I'd tell him to go :pissrope:.
Qingdai
05-15-2009, 03:51 AM
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Stacy S.
05-15-2009, 03:56 PM
I would probably ban the boyfriend from your home.
You'd do that for me?
:lol:
Actually, she's already dumped him for yet another. Haven't met other. Likely won't.
No, she's right. All this psychoanalysis of the BF is a waste of time. Stacy needs to inform her sister that she doesn't allow smoking in her house, and that the BF isn't welcome to come back until he apologizes for his behavior.
That's as may be (Stacy acknowledged as much to MonCap above), but I dispute the characterization of her posts as "bitching", especially when compared to the many and varied forms of bitchcraft practiced on this forum and pretty much everywhere else on the web.
I would like to formally request that we change the forum tagline from that "Think what you like..." bullshit to "World of Bitchcraft". Thank you.
Petra
05-15-2009, 04:14 PM
I would like to formally request that we change the forum tagline from that "Think what you like..." bullshit to "World of Bitchcraft". Thank you.
Or, alternatively, "Birled by Bitchcraft"? :beaver:
MonCapitan2002
05-15-2009, 04:24 PM
I would probably ban the boyfriend from your home.
You'd do that for me?
:lol:
Actually, she's already dumped him for yet another. Haven't met other. Likely won't.
When she does bring the next one around don't forget to lay down the law.
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